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"OCD.....not sure if Randal is OCD or not. He is constantly digging his tighty whities outta his ass (which is an upgrade..."

I'm F*cking Matt Damon

"Wait, I heard Randal got fucked by Matt Damon. Is this true? Ahh.....I can believe it..he likes Dildo and muledick, so..."

What NOT to do on a crane

"The Maple Leaf certainly hasn't blessed the NHL."

A Town Called Dildo

"Well shit brother, these Canadians are cooler than I give them credit for then. The people in Dildo, ahem, "Usedouchebag"..."

F#*k Planet Earth

"Mix the prune juice with some draft beer. Don't forget to grab a few of those gas station burritto's and you will be all..."

randalflagg

6 months ago

http://www.glumbertown.com/

randalflagg

1 year ago

Ahhh.. Dude!!!

rizamoon

1 year ago

First.

rizamoon

1 year ago

Miss you.

rizamoon

1 year ago

It's gonna sound lame. However, I hope you realize, no matter how bad your shit is......................you are worth it. (you better tell me you are alive or I'm gonna hafta come over there and beat you). Although you have a choice of weapons:

1. Wet Noodle
2. Floppy Disk
3. My mother (do not put down my mother) lecturing.
4. You having to work one day at my lame ass job
5. You listining to my daughter whine (no, not for one hour. That is motherhood. However, listening to her particular pitch and tone for 3 hours, my god, then you would have something)
6. I can't help it, I'm laughing at my own stuff.
7,8,9,10,11.12. Please tell someone you're okay, OK?

randalflagg

1 year ago

Come on,Enough is enough! Where are you?

Well I hope you are good!

rizamoon

1 year ago

Miss you.

randalflagg

1 year ago

LOL!! Dude I just saw your post, You were checking out that"chick" in the thriller prison video!! LOL,good luck with that!

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