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  Man Gets Life For Smoking Pot

  "OH ya mon, I be diggin da words ere today, I be getten red just for ya all, peace all my sistren an brethren, toke up!"

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  How To Deal With Unwanted Erections

  "Ya mon, you be needn ta chill, bad karma be comin from ya mon, I be wantn to bake a stickybud splif witcha mon, den you be..."

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  Cell Phones Aren't That Dangerous Right?

  "Ya mon, I be puttin shrooms in de oj, now dat be a party mon!"

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  Selling Babies On Ebay

  "I be sellin da gold on ebay mon gold BUD! But da take it down 2...oh Ja if only!"

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  700 Camera Flashes in NYC

  "Ha ha ha haaaaa Da all be needn to light up sometin else! I be into seein a bridge full of peoples gettin red mon ha haaaa..."