He has been a member for 10 months. He is 39 years old. That's 2.2% of his life dedicated to Glumbertology.
Inappropriate Football Celebration?
"Am deez B peewee teemz? I neva see dudez N my hood doin' dis silly stuff. We B 2 bizzy dodgin' bullits an downin' malt..."
Who is to blame for high gas prices?
"I keeps my pourchmunkey in my pantz. An who be dis "infinity" guy evabody be bashin'? How he git such a bad rap?"