glumbert

howheavythisaxe

He has been a member for 1 year. He is 30 years old. That's 3.7% of his life dedicated to Glumbertology.

Cat Needs A Diet

"Can I haz alli nao?"
The Slim-Suit

"LO! Thoust can lose 20 pounds in 3 seconds! Ask my axe how!!!"
On A Boat With T-Pain

"LO! Thou est thine crunkest! "F**K trees, I climb bouy's"!"
Meet The Fuppets

"Hail! Bring out the bear! Rat-dat-dadda-dat-dat-dat!"
Hungry Hungry Hamster

"Hail! Sooo cuuuuute!.....ahem....I mean, uh.....whatever."