gonnabefirstsomeday

He has been a member for 1 year. He is 39 years old. That's 4.6% of his life dedicated to Glumbertology.

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One day not long ago, I dreamed of being First. When it finally happened to me, I was elated. Riding cloud 9. But now I realize my shortsighted goal hid an empty vacuum of purpose that now leaves me a shallow, hollow shell of a man with no aspirations. Sad, even pitiful. So when you grab that FIRST! just remember - you may soon be wishing you still had something to strive for. PFSD is a medicare-reimbursable disorder. Talk to your physician if you start experiencing symptoms: Being first does not seem all that much of an accomplishment anymore most vieos you see not fall somewhere between crappy and non-entertaining some of the people you see posting seem less intelligent than they once did you find yourself laying off the refresh button for a few hours a day, not even interested in being first any more.

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4 days ago
The Doctor says posting first is an early sign of dementia. The cure is funkiness.
Listen to The Doctor.
1 month ago
5 Full firsts 9/16/09 Hoo-Ruh
3 months ago
Two Full firsts 8/4/09
4 months ago
4 of 5 Firsts 7/2/09 - none of them were Soft Porn.
9 months ago
Like I said, give it up.
9 months ago
redshift can eat my asss.........First "first"post ...FIRST POST...FIRST FIRST FIST redshift...I win yayayaya Give it to me baby...AH ahah
Insults below......Fuckers
1 year ago
FUCK
1 year ago
First only Once. Never wanted to be FIRST twice!
1 year ago
I recall you have been first a few times, correct?
enjoyed your posts; don't tell anyone