eseltzer

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Spider Mating Gets Strange

"That was probably the bitch wanting some foreplay but it sounded like he was trying to kick start his pecker. "
Barbaric

"No wonder our government doesn't get shit done. We got geriatric, alzheimer's patients as senators. If they ain't..."
Pit Bull Myths

"This is the dumbest shit I've seen on Glumbert yet. As a veteran law enforcement officer I have been witness to and..."
Don't fall asleep at the game

"He's probably at that weiner eating contest."
Pure Americana: Hot Dog Eating Contest 2007

"That same announcer was defending his comments and eating competitions as a sport on "The Herd" on ESPN radio the day..."