blackjackshellac

He has been a member for 1 year. He is 49 years old. That's 3.4% of his life dedicated to Glumbertology.

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Fire extinguishers are not just used for fires anymore

"Son of a bitch! Better than getting shot I guess."
People are really dumb

"holy fsck these people are stupid. God help us. Oh right, there is no such thing as god. No one to help, we're fscked."
Girl Drink Drunk

"Kind of what I felt like last time I was in Cuba, all these fscking pussies are drinking pina coladas and all that crap...."
KKK members get no respect

"He's a moron, he will die a moron. Darwin was right."
Just in time for the immigration debate, the Amazing Racist has his own solution

"What a fscking doornob. Don't worry dickweed, they're all going to leave when the US economy shits and burns."