You know, I have been very busy contemplating something, and that something is: what is canuck's catch phrase?
Right now I'm guessing either "Hot off the press(followed by copy-and-paste)" or "Mother, may I have that Happy Meal you promised me?"
You are definately my kind of guy. Hey, screw flamethrowers. what you need is an M-16 with a grenade launcher attachment. Since water-boarding was so hassled over, they needed a new form of torcher. Like stuffing BOTH barrels in and pulling the trigger.
Also, that little trick about getting someone's address: there's an easier way to do it. I could also tell you a bit about creating a nasty little virus, called a "trojan horse" (perhaps you've heard of them?) but last time I told someone how to do that... Well, lets not get into that.
Just because one likes anything that can possibly kill your neighbor or blow up their house by accident doesn't mean they are a redneck. It just means they are normal. With the fear of death (concious or otherwise) comes a fascination with it and all the things that can result in it. And now, having rambled my bit and probably bored anyone reading this, I'm gonna check out for the night.
I have absolutely nothing to fear from someone that can output so much aggresion with such little wit. In that manner, I am untouchable by the likes of you. I have deemed you unworthy of my notice, and you will now be ignored. Rant all you want, but always remember that you are serving more as a form of entertainment than fright.
Listen to you whimper scared little fuck, I'm laughing at you now! I'm under your skin smegma face, you can't ignore me now! Ha ha ha ha how predictable little fuck faces like you are!
Little harraser, I regret to inform you that there is no pornography that you can wank your pre-pubescant dick off to on this site. That being said, you should probably just leave.
LOL LOL I freaking OWN YOU NOW! whas a matter bitch, got your panties in a bunch LOL LOL got you in my sights now pillow biter dance to my music I command you LOL LOL
(07-17) 14:57 PDT SAN FRANCISCO -- San Francisco voters will be asked to decide whether to name the city sewage treatment plant in honor of President Bush, after a measure qualified for the November ballot today. Backers of the measure, who for several months circulated a petition to place the measure on the ballot, turned in more than 12,000 signatures on July 7. The Department of Elections today informed the self-proclaimed Presidential Memorial Commission, that they had enough valid signatures - a minimum of 7,168 registered San Francisco voters - to qualify for the November ballot.
A White House spokeswoman, when asked about the measure , refused to comment.
Apparently, even if they DO refuse to rename the sewage plant after the biggest producer of bullshit since Hitler, the plan is for all the local residents to simultaneously flush their toilets at the same time as Bush stands down
The plant will get swamped by a huge flood of shit
Wrestling? Yes.
I remember being in Uzbekhistan in 2001. They have wrestling there. It is something of a national sport. Every little village you come to, there are guys throwing each other about by their jock straps. Some of them are huge bastards with strength you wouldn't believe. Buit some of them are nlittle guys who rely on stealth, agility and concealed weapons.
I saw a catchweight contest in a little hill village between a monster and a pygmy. The monster threw the little guy all over the place for about ten minutes, and all the smart money was on him to win. Then all of a sudden, he gave out a shriek and fell to the ground clutching his gonads. The little guy had stabbed him square in the balls with a pair of nail clippers.
Laugh? I could have shat myself.
The end result was that the big guy had to give most of his worldly possessions to the midget.
I got a fantastic fuck that night by the way.
The down side was that I contratced a sexually transmitted disease which took three months to clear up.
I don't give a fuck actually, because if you spend your life being careful, you might as well not have a life at all.
Still in Oslo. What a fucking dump. Half the women are tall, elegant and indescribably beautiful. But the ones I've been hanging out with look like Bjork - puff faced, shapeless and thinking they are some sort of intellectuals. The only saving grace they have is that they cook reasonable fish dishes and are grateful for any sort of male attention.
Off to Barcelona next week for some half decent sex.
In your opinion.
You may be right, but the best blowjob I ever had was from a Namibian. It was in a tent about 1000 miles from fuck all, and she wasn't the prettiest I've ever seen, but it was the first time she'd ever given head. The noises were outstanding.
Nice to see some real violence in wrestling! You have to commend the guy in the corner for keeping the act on after he gets nailed with a chair, that's funny!
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