Worst Prison Escape Ever

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1 year ago
you have the right to be stupid :)
I loved that comment
1 year ago
Classic
1 year ago
Only in Canada, eh!!
1 year ago
Yeah eh, that was canuck1963, billboat, and aceinyoface. What a bunch of hosers.
1 year ago
You get that from years of drinking Molson and Moosehead. You may as well drink skunk piss, I heard it tastes the same.
1 year ago
You can slag our armed forces, flag, or any individual Canadian you like, but don't mess with our beer Huckleberry.
1 year ago
By the way, who do you know that has actully drank skunk piss?
1 year ago
How would you know what beer tastes like? Mommy let her 4 year old drink? Shame on her!
1 year ago
No, your mommy does every time I bang her. She'e the one who told me Candian beer tastes like skunk piss. I'll take her word for it.
1 year ago
Yeah?

How you manage that while doing time on the inside?

Or did they give you parole, Jethro?
1 year ago
Wow, yet another Shakespearian rebuttal from pc. Yo momma jokes? You really are infantile.
1 year ago
Dear glumbert:

Your site's been going downhill for months. I started coming here because the bells and whistles at SpikedHumor drove me out, and now you're doing the same damn thing.

Get the ads off the videos, or I'm leaving.
1 year ago
I'm sure glumbert will miss you.
hehe sorry. you do have a point... does youtube have dumb ads?
1 year ago
No, and 99% of these videos are easily found on youtube as well.
1 year ago
firefox plus download the adblock plus plug-in... best thing ever
1 year ago
yeah, Mac's rock! dokmsokmnkk hehe
1 year ago
you idiots. Youtube is chocked full of ads. If you dont like it, get a block.
1 year ago
LMAO!
1 year ago
Holy shit!!!

LMFAOO!!!!!

That was a Durham Regional Police Court Services Wagon (Durham is just northeast of Toronto), and guess what? I KNOW that prisoner!! The young fella!! The one with his mug next to the pole at the end!! I think I know one of the officers, too. LOLOL I heard about this!! Man, that was FUNNY!! Oh man...TOO MUCH!! LOLOLOL
1 year ago
Honey, do you live near Durham? I do a lot of traveling. Maybe I'll visit the "Great White North" and you can explain your secret code....(in French perferably).
1 year ago
I know the tongue dancing chick and the buffed out green powerthirst guy.
1 year ago
Swear to god, if you listen closely, you can hear their heads hit.
1 year ago
i have been to montreal,quebec city,ottawa,cornwall,sault ste marie,sudbury, toronto,windsor and many more smaller town's in my youth. but no farther west then thunder bay. and its some of the most beautiful country i had the privilege to visit. and any one whos ever been there will tell you the same. and as far as the people go we have more in commen then not. so the banter back and forth is all jest i hope! any one who harbor's any bad feeling for our brother's and sister's to the north please take it a littel more to the east i believe the Quebec provencal would be happy to hear your gripes.
as for the rest of the peoples of canada thank you all for putting up with us and please remain doing so and prehaps we may surprise even the most ardent doubter's(in the east) thank you for your patience thus far.

your's in utmost sincerity randal flagg Esquire.
1 year ago
Thanks Randal. Tip of the hat to you.
1 year ago
Plus, he's a former Marine....double tip-of-the-hat.
1 year ago
Modern Education The criminal Mind =...........Me LMAO!
1 year ago
Even a one line comment gets cut. Thank you again Glumbert!
1 year ago
Lying bastard cancuk.
1 year ago
throbstick that was a well thought out comment, i guess it took quite some time to come up with it.
It made my visit here on glumbert mean something as i learned something from it

On a more serious note WTF is the signal to noise ratio in your brain ?
1 year ago
better than repeating what the video said dickwad.
1 year ago
Unless you posted the piece of shit.
1 year ago
You are a very angry man.
1 year ago
They seem like very well adjusted young men and a great contribution to society.
1 year ago
you know it bill
1 year ago
Been known to have my moments too.
1 year ago
This is old! Am sure i've seen this in TV at least 18 months ago...

Quite like the irony of Canucks and Yanks arguing over beer in the posts above. Can't help but think both nations really have little to cheer themselves for on the beer stakes.

Bud..? Molson..? Please gentlemen!!

Go to Europe, Africa or Oz for REAL beer guys! :-)


1 year ago
I myself prefer Orion beer from Okinawa and Red Horse/ San Miguel from the Philippines
1 year ago
I like the English or Belgian ales myself. Old Speckled Hen, Shneider Veis (spelling?), Aventus. Beautiful!
1 year ago
Actually, mako, you got it backwards:

Europeans try to emulate Canadian beer, much like they try to master hockey....poorly.

You...ahhh....ummm....HAVE heard of "hockey"...haven't you?

(insert sarcastic--but good natured-- snickering here)

Hockey and beer go together here, like Paris Hilton and prison.

1 year ago
lol.... oh no you dont. thats some dam good beer!!
1 year ago
and pcracist is the fat ugly blonde bitch on the left >ger one time
1 year ago
Once again, your rebutals make as much sense as your log-on ID assinyoface.

But, that's because you got brain damage from all those Molson's and Moosehead's you fucking hockey puck.

And, just like all Canadian hockey players, you probably have a total of three teeth.....one in your mouth and two in your pocket, you fucking half a Frenchy.
1 year ago
There he goes with that "half" stuff again!! LOLOLOL

What a maroon.
1 year ago

WHOOPS wtf happend there
anys pcracist had an abortion with a rusty coat hanger once
1 year ago
lol omg wtf is up with this site
1 year ago
those guys are losers
1 year ago
Cue Three Stooges music.

Whoop whoop whoop whoo whoo!
1 year ago
They don't need any high security prison. :)
1 year ago
you mean any "stinking" high security prison...
1 year ago
Hey Canuck given that European countries and Russia form 7 of the world's top 10 ice hockey playing nations I think they've heard of ice hockey!

Erm... Sweden's number 1 mate (insert a belly laugh here! :-)), although equally strangely their beer is shite! Good vodka though.

Yes, yes Canada is number 2 - don't worry I'm sure you'll give it your best shot next time around!

I shall enter into no debate about the quality of beer emanating from Canada. It's just plain wrong!

LOL
1 year ago
This is wise. (lol)

And as for the crack about the hockey goes, the Europeans and Russians FEAR us....HEAR ME??? (hey, at least they're scared of us for something, y'know?); plus, AL:L of their sub-par teams are either Canadian trained and/or influenced, and the Canadian style of hockey is required reading/studying in the Kremlin, Stockholm and (ummm) Anaheim.

The world quakes at our approach. WE will CRUSH all the pretenders to that glorious sport, and finally CLEANSE the landscape of the inferior ones!!

So. Say. I.
1 year ago
the beer is most thirst quenching...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thirst mmmmmmmm beer........ mmmmmmmm
1 year ago
Except to add that Devious is bang-on target - San Miguel is indeed a quality beverage

Tusker's not bad either (from Kenya) and the Indians have got a good thing going on with Kingfisher
1 year ago
I seems like Canada must be the place to go for everything. I'd say national pride, but those provinces behave like independet countries, so there's no national unity. That's why canuck and others spend so much time trying ot tear down other countries - it makes them feel better about their own situation.

Hockey. Gimmee a break. There's been more discussion about it in this thread than the rest of the world has thought about it the past century. It's a grain of sand in the desert of world sport.
1 year ago
Agreed, how fucking dumb is hockey? Let's see, you need some ice, some fucking skates, dentures.....what the fuck? The best part about it is when these assholes are fighting over each other's sisters.

Hell, even the goddamn WWE puts mor asses in the seats than that stupid shit, and it isn't even real.
1 year ago
AWWWWWW.....look..how cute!

The two little pedophiles playing nice in the sandbox!

Now-now-now....play nice....and wipe when you're finished, you naughty little....well...whatever you ares.
1 year ago
Canuck honey, are you ignoring me? I just love it when you use words like; cute, pedophiles, wipe, naughty...yummy. You are making me more horny than that Michael Jackson video!
1 year ago
i know i logged on a couple of weeks ago but i dont remember seeing mr.canuck 1963 putting down american's in general ? american goverment perhaps... but fuck sign me up on that happy merry go round. although i have not studied all that was written what i did read pertained only to this goverments inabilities in dealing with the truth and the fall outs and backlash and all that encompasses.
1 year ago
and go rangers. part of the original six along w/the hab's , black hawks ,bruins ,maple leafs and last but never to far behind la red wings.
1 year ago
You got it, Randl.

And about those teams...NEVER mention the Red Wings in presence again.

PLEASE.

lol
1 year ago
all home schooled....
1 year ago
nose ring? tongue ring? clit ring? titty ring? eyebrow ring?
1 year ago
Ring around the fucking collar.
1 year ago
Need I remind you canuck that Canada has the highest incidence of pedophilia in the western hemisphere.
1 year ago
did you really need to go there?
1 year ago
Banjo time stickboy
1 year ago
We will surely quake before the one true power of the puck :-)

Go Ducks!

1 year ago
Okay....now THAT......hurt.

I mean really......HURT.

Low blow.
1 year ago
Hey, he brought it up randal!
1 year ago
my bad i saw only that line.please accept my humble apology.

ok guys then lets not bring those poor tormented innocents into this forum its bad enough that the shit happens all over but god dam we neednt use thier pain for our bullshit.......but if you people feel you must then theres littel i could do about it except to ask a certain few of you(all know who you are) to restrain and show the good taste i know you possess and to have a littel compassion ................aaahhhhh who am i kidding like any ones gonna listen to me about spewing shat all over these pages well i will refrain and thats a start. thank you for your consideration.
but i must leave for theres an ass wipe on another post who needs schooling.
1 year ago
Wow, who knew a simple, little, funny video about a few stupid people could spark such "intelligient" conversation. Why waste your time arguing about who's better at different things? Everyone is proud of their own country and that's how life is. You will never convince someone that YOUR country is better than their's because there is a significant difference in perception. This, boys and girls, is called a "bias".

I'm Canadian and very proud to be. At the same time, I'm not going to get upset if an American, or whoever else, thinks their country is better. They are allowed to think that and live in ignorance (ok, that was a joke folks....).

As for beer, I am not much of a beer drinker, but I actually like Moosehead, but not Molson. I also have a liking for Belgian fruit beers.

As for hockey. This is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever read:

pcrasict: Agreed, how fucking dumb is hockey? Let's see, you need some ice, some fucking skates, dentures.....what the fuck?

You could say this about any sport. Let me demonstrate.

Basketball - How fucking dumb is basketball? Let's see, you need some baskets, some fucking sneakers, sweatbands....what the fuck?

Soccer - How fucking dumb is soccer? Lets see, you need some nets, some fucking cleats, and some tall socks...what the fuck?

You see, it's simply not an intelligient comment to make. It's ok if you don't like a sport just say you don't like it and that should suffice. Maybe you just can't follow it...hun, just follow the glowing blue light on your TV and you'll get it :)
1 year ago
thanks for not useing baseball as an example i was holding my breath in fear that you may. and to my happy joyish wonderment you excluded it,whooooooosh (exhale) thank you D
1 year ago
You dumb ass, half a Frenchy. Almost any other sport (especially the ones you mentioned) can be played almost any day of the year at any park, school, or community gym with a pair of shoes and the appropriate ball. Last I checked you need speciallized equipment like ice skates, ice, and from what I see dentures to play hockey you godamn idget.
1 year ago
Wow pcracist, yet another well thought out and articulated response. Name calling is always a safe default for when you don't have anything valid to say. Very true that you can play those sports any time of the year...in some places....just like you can play hockey anytime of the year in some other places. There are also variations of hockey that can be enjoyed in alternative venues. Perhaps you have heard of floor hockey, or street hockey??? This can also be done "any day of the year at any park, school, or community gym with a pair of shoes and the appropriate ball." And on a professional level, there is just as much specialized equipment in alot of sports. I'm done now, so I guess this is the part where I call you a string of offensive names.... o wait, I have a life.
1 year ago
You forgot the FUCKING DENTURES!
1 year ago
My grandma wears dentures...
1 year ago
She's probably one hell of a hockey player.
1 year ago
See, when you're not calling people names, you're actually quite funny. I knew you had it in you.
1 year ago
yes that was quite funny.
1 year ago
thedifference is that the rest of world disagrees if you say this about soccer. only a few disagree if you say it about hockey
1 year ago
After observing posts this past month, I have come to the conclusion that canuck1963 is an arrogant, worthless piece of shit that has no business wasting space on this precious earth of ours. Please try to stop an armed robber the next time you're on duty. (I doubt, however, that you are a cop - you just threw that out to coincide with the Michaal Moore piece on police.)
1 year ago
Twit
1 year ago
I know.

1 year ago
every video comment strip turns out to be a bitch session, love it more than these video/ads!!! keep it up dweeboes, it's quite entertaining!
1 year ago
ALLRIGHTY THEN
1 year ago
Everytime I watch cops and see the drunken idiot who has just pissed his pants and is banging his face on the screen of the police cruiser, I always seem to picture the being Throbstick.

I can hardly wait to see his witty comeback. Whatever it is, I'll read it with banjo music playing sitting in my underwear so it feels like I'm sitting in his trailer home
1 year ago
OHMAHGAWD!!

LOLOLOL

(seriously laffing here)

LOLOLOL
1 year ago
Dirt, the fact that you actually watch cops AND the fact that scenes are etched in your mind says quite a lot about you don't you think? Perhaps it's the only show you can get a clear picture with the rabbit ears?
1 year ago
Thanks. You didn't disappoint. Gotta go, I think Deliverance is on.
1 year ago
Me thinks deliverance is on every waking hour of your life.
1 year ago
lol ,that was a very funny exchange!!!
1 year ago
Hey Canuck, who do YOU think is masquerading as "iluvballs" Have a couple of suspects in mind.
1 year ago
He thinks it's me, but he's wrong and not for the first time! Even I couldn't come up with some of that stuff!!!
1 year ago
Well, Billy-B, first off the bat...pay no attention to the troll btween us here (besides, ya can't take ANYTHING this dummy says as serious, or even the truth); secondly, as to the identity of "balls"....hmmm...yeah, I got a couple of folks in mind actually.

Personally, I think we should give it time...they always trip up, and give the show away.

Never fails.
1 year ago
Didn't think it was you either. Whoever it is has some serious repressed homosexual tendencies.
1 year ago
Hey Billboat am not sure iluvballs is THAT repressed judging by the posts :-)

He seems pretty open about it online... He's probably a judge or a politician. Or a lawyer
1 year ago
You got me there.
1 year ago
Sounds pausible, actually.

lol
1 year ago
Finalyl figured out what canuck means by. "I'm in law enforcement". He's a bouncer at Whiskey a GoGo (a strip club just outsideToronto). No wonder he's go such a foul mouth. Dind't realize when you said that you had three kids that they were all illigitimate.
1 year ago
How the hell could you find out that? And then again why would you waste your time doing it? Man, you're obsessed.
1 year ago
(nodding my head here)

Yup-yup.
1 year ago
Wastign time doign what???? It's called artistic impression and takes zero time.
1 year ago
And zero scruples.
1 year ago
Me too, wanna play?
1 year ago
Scruples, I love that game!
1 year ago
Me too, wanna play?
1 year ago
Kick his sorry, fat ass Billy-B.

It's easy. Trust me.

Done it many times.
1 year ago
Dreamin' again canuck.
1 year ago
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1d71c315a2

LMFAOOOOOOOO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
1 year ago
still not laughing
11 months ago
canuck i cant believe your braggin about knowing that stooge that courthouse is here in my home town oshawa and those guys remind me of beavis and butt head or 3 stooges no matter how bad oshawas reputation were not all like these dwebes in video
8 months ago
Hahaha, that was really funny. They didn't think that pole through. :P

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