Worst Apology Ever

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First:manolo
9 months ago
First of course.
8 months ago
That guy is role model for young children worldwide
8 months ago
Good talk, rofl
9 months ago
lol
9 months ago
Bastard, he traumatised the poor girl! Poor sexy big breasted girl... with blond shiny hair... and big breasts. She would probably need a hug. oh there you go!
9 months ago
this guy owns
9 months ago
Do you think their accumulated IQs reach triple digits?
9 months ago
The product of their IQs probably doesn't.
9 months ago
No but their cup sizes would by the looks of things.
9 months ago
username, that's an unfair statement. As everyone knows, multiplying positive numbers less than one yields a smaller number than adding them, so of course the product would have less than three digits.
9 months ago
everyone above me is gey
9 months ago
...and spells worser than youse
9 months ago
Dude watched old American Westerns. Paul Newman in "Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean" apologized thusly: "Yes, I did call you a whore, but you’ll notice I did not call you a low born gutter slut."
9 months ago
So eloquently put young man. I would wager that she is putty in your hands now, all those kind words. IDIOT!
9 months ago
whatever, he can do better. haha.
9 months ago
What a no class jerk, the real irony is he probably gets laid every night!
9 months ago
probably by that same girl, haha
9 months ago
to quote zamp, "and on and on and on....."
9 months ago
All those years, shes been striving to be a hardcore gutter trash slut, and now after being told she's not one, she breaks down to tears. glad i don't watch douchey television.
9 months ago
Douche TV would list this dude as AWESOME. I wish I could get off the hook with an apology like that.

Just needs to keep his pimp hand strong.
9 months ago
LMFAO.....
9 months ago
"Apology accepted, this has been a good talk"

See... he was decent about it. Perhaps a little too honest, but then what's the point of beating about the bush.

This guy should become president. He seems to have all the required traits.
9 months ago
And again..LMFAO!!!!
9 months ago
Yessiree...Bill Clinton school of "Feel My Pain-I'll Feel Yours"
Just put some ice on it.
9 months ago
this guy is a disgrace. why do all you morons think he is something specail? that poor girl only poured water on him and he probly deserved it for being what he is - a total scumbag. funny how all you guys turn nasty when theres a girl involved but are oh so thoughtfull when its about politics or shit like that. your cocks are small thats why!
9 months ago
He is very special and we ALL venerate him to the highest degree.

You sound a little bitter hence the allusions to cock size. I take it guys can hear themselves echo when they go down on you?
9 months ago
Because he *is* funny. Stop crying because you can't get any. Sticks and stones and all that...

And mako.... effin hilarious dude. Spot on!
9 months ago
Cheers Jakester!

Occassionally some good ol' fashioned muck throwing is good! :-)
9 months ago
if you went down on me id shit in your face.
9 months ago
Yeah but I'd hear it coming a mile off. Like a train down a long, long tunnel

Anyway, Douche isn't this more your thing?
9 months ago
Yeah, but I don't do trailer trash. Too embarrassed to be seen with them and you certainly don't want to show them a palace (as compared to a 2 bedroom trailer with 14 family members living in it).

Not only that, but the f'd up grille is not worth dealing with. You are more prone to the tooth action scrape of that one giant bubba tooth in front. You have to slip it in the few missing teeth next to it, but you take that chance of a serious injury due to the one tooth.

I'm sure she's wanting the rusty trombone at the same time as a dirty sanchez.
9 months ago
Superb
9 months ago
your canuck arent you?
9 months ago
Erm...Nope!
9 months ago
then stop acting like a prick
9 months ago
Might I suggest (Throbby?) that you may perhaps be acting a little hypocritical there?

Far be it from me to suggest that you stop acting like a c*nt because that would be uncouth






























But stop acting like a cunt.
9 months ago
This has been a good talk

:-p
9 months ago
your even stupider than i thought. in fact you all are. if you think im throbstick your mad. your canuck, we all know that. stop being a coward and admit it you low life retard.
9 months ago
Apologies if you're not Throbby but that tends to be the normal default if someone who just hurls abuse arrives.

You are still an obstreporous c*nt though aren't you!?

Or am I being unfair?
9 months ago
No, Mr. Mako..actually, I think you're quite correct.

He wants attention again.

I think he's going through withdrawal.
9 months ago
hahahahahahahahah!!!!
9 months ago
Going well with the newby ain't it C?

F off! Happy now?

Yes - we're ALL mad.

MAAAAAD I SAY! MMMMWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
9 months ago
HAHA that guy just PWNED that sissy blonde twat cunt sensitive little shit bitch AND ALL YOU CAN SUCK A DICK TRYING TO ACT SMART AND TRYING TO DISS EACH OTHERS IQ'S
9 months ago
Oh hi Ace.

nice to see ya again.

lol
9 months ago
LOL you twos!!!!!!
9 months ago
whats the matter with you these days? u never used to cuss this much...
9 months ago
Yup.

I think you're right Mr. Mako.

Looks like someone got another "alias" to mewl for my attention. I think this person is SERIOUSLY on medication. I've said so for a long time now.
9 months ago
me happie
9 months ago
Canuck/mako,

Wow. I thought you guys were stupid, but you've both topped yourselves. fof = me?????? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :) As I've said before, the sooner you come to terms with the fact that there are many, many folks out there who will piss on anyone that takes this site too seriously, the better you'll be.

Let's see, in the past month, you've said that ace is me, trentpoe is me, douche is me, fof is me, pcracist is me, the various canuck's are me, and I've probably missed a couple of others. Should i be worried about your fascination with me? Seems a little unhealthy.
9 months ago
ah....well....throbster...you have delivered to this site such rich observations and insights. Like you, I cannot understand why you have been criticized. You are perfect.

Now...I've heard of perfect idiot, perfect fool, perfect ass, perfect tooth-care techniques, and you qualify under three out of four! (Want me to hold up my fingers for, wait, not one, not two, but actually three (W) that's three fingers...just so's you'd know'd what'all that was.

Retire to your cave, and careful...the bats like blood, assuming you're actually a mouth-breathing mammal.
9 months ago
Thrush #2 blah...blah...blah

Once again a valiant attempt at dry wit, gentle self deprecating / defecating humour, and virile intelligence

...that failed.

Miserably.
9 months ago
I wonder what else he had in his arsenal that he calls girls when he gets upset?
9 months ago
Yankees!:)
9 months ago
...SOX ! ! ! ! !
9 months ago
Rugby! Any team!
9 months ago
Ummm.... womens beach volleyball?
9 months ago
He received an apology faster than anyone I know - the rest of you are what he missed ---- bitches
9 months ago
Just stating facts chaz/mako. No comment on myself, no attempt at humor. Just the plain fact that you continue to be fixated on hypothesizing the who, if, and when of another alias. Whatever floats your boat. Just seems that you're out of touch with reality if you only think there's me out there deliberately posting bull.

Agree with you jimmy.
9 months ago
You, deliberately post bull? NEVER! What the hell were we thinking.

(ow, I think I hurt myself laughing)
9 months ago
What a very rude young man. No-one should speak to a helpless lady in such a way or use such crude language. His girlfriend looked most upset, and was reduced to tears. However, something in her eyes was saying she might forgive him. That upturned nose, the quivering mouth, hair tumbling down her cheeks like honey, and her friends holding her to console her. Most moving. Nnggghhhhh urrgggh vmmmmmm spppppp! God, I must change my underwear rather quickly.
9 months ago
Yankees!:)
9 months ago
Apology accepted, this was a good talk!

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