Worst Ambulance Ride Ever

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First:fatalace
1 year ago
first bitch
1 year ago
First, or not. Who cares ;-)
1 year ago
lol apparently he does...
1 year ago
*Dispatch we're bringing in an RTA victim with a broken leg, oh and can you alert the neurosurgeon too*

*Why'd the neuro guys need to be there?*

*Urm....we kinda fucked up a little bit*
1 year ago
Mako, is that in Turkey?
1 year ago
Think so. Says Ankara on the subtitles (and teh back of the jackets)
1 year ago
randal mako

how you do guys, still see your posting strong! take it easy!!
1 year ago
lets try again

How are you doing guys, still see you are posting strong, take it easy !
1 year ago
LOL! Well thanks Skid - hope you have a good 'un back in blighty
1 year ago
Hey Skids I wanna say good morning from Jersey city! I,m off to work to lose more money! ;((
1 year ago
Randal

You're on form my man, love your posts, sounds like you're having a good life out there !!
1 year ago
poor bastard 2nd time lucky.
1 year ago
Our government,or the knuckle heads that are running it go out of its way to illegally invade a country, take down a regime and installs a new Government In Iraq! And for what? So they could have that "new" heads of state hate us all over again. LOL!http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T
1 year ago
Randal le' fag... What up.. Me and your wife have good times... Real good times.. I'm back from a face humping hiatus.. YEAHHHHHHHHHH
1 year ago
Wow, you're back! What happened, trade those food stamps the Gov's. been given for cash and had your power turned back on! LOL you cheese dick....hahahaha!
1 year ago
I'm back biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch..... Randal you find steady work yet?
1 year ago
OMG! It's the keystone paramedics!

Rule #1 Do not do more damage to the victim.

These aren't paramedics, these are a pairofmediocre's
1 year ago
This is a Simpsons episode.
1 year ago
It seems wrong to laugh, but...................


























































HAHAHA!
1 year ago
Along the lines of stupid things people do...ever kicked a 2 x 4 under the snow forgetting it's bristling with 16 penny nails? I Ruined a new pair of work boots damn it and boy am I hobbled today!
1 year ago
For fuck's sake Miter, what with the ATV accident and now this you really are best off staying indoors for a couple of days and get rid of that danger monkey currently hanging onto you!!

Either that or lay off the booze bud!

LOL!
1 year ago
mako, I was thinking about getting INTO the booze! I'm a banged up fool no doubt, but in actuality, that's almost an every day deal for me. The work hard, play hard life, has it's cuts, abrasions, breaks, burns, bodily impacts etc. Hmm let's see, this year to date....falling beam hit eyebrow... 7 stitches, rolled lawn tractor....scrapes and twisted ankle, slipped off one story roof landed on ass...walked funny for a week, nail gun ricochet....nail in shin, board with sharp 45 degree end slid through hand....5 stitches in finger, flipped ATV, rolled down an embankment into creek....poison ivy all over my hands, which I didn't know till AFTER I peed in the woods (that sucked!) Falling tree branch in the wind while excavating a foundation....large cut/abrasion down back, garage door spring failed and unloaded while "fixing"....broken nose and eye orbit, kick back from table saw...puncture wound in belly, kick back from miter saw....bloody knuckles and face, jumping large downed tree in ATV (stupid) broke through ice on other side.....major face plant walked funny for another week....drunken bottle rocket fight with friends, one goes in my pants pocket full of rockets, all go off.....burns to leg and hand, had to walk back to house with smoking pants around my ankles. Add to that my recent follies, that's this year (so far) LOL! Gezzz it is time for a drink or five!
1 year ago
Miter - you make clumsy people like me look good.

Ever think of a career change? And getting rid of that ATV?

For example, you could become an EMT (Emergency Medical Technician), like the guys in this video...clearly, it requires no experience, nor even any particular talent, like common sense, for instance. There is of course the risk of getting hit by runaway gurneys, but compared to kicking 2 X 4's full of nails, heck, its a lot less dangerous.
1 year ago
LOL chaz, yep I should do the career change, did the emt/fireman thing way back 28 years ago..maybe I could do that again, at least I know I could keep the "cargo" in the truck!
1 year ago
Here's a "helmet cam" view on ATV, tearing up that virgin snow a couple days ago. You may get an idea why I have "contact" with the occasional tree! Excuse the music overlay, I had to mask the horrible wind noise!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTjkukSE_aU
1 year ago
Geez Miter, I though I was a spaz. When you go to the hospital, do they bring you your usual coffee mug and take you to the wing they named after you. Watched your video. Very cool! Think I may have identified the root of your injuries though. You hardly ever look IN FRONT OF YOU. Just joshin'.
1 year ago
LOL bill - You can't see them in the video, I was looking at deer running all over, but yes this has been the cause of many dents in the local tree bark, not to mention the custom front end of my ATV.
1 year ago
Miter - nice vid. And a nice place you got there. Love ATVs but find 'em hard to corner without subconsciously leaning in which obviously makes no difference at all... except it does when you also lean your foot into the corner and it gets run over by the back wheel!

Keep up the thunder runs - fall must be cool there with all the woodland you've got.
1 year ago
Should have sped up the video X 2. With some of those tight squeezes in between trees everyone would have thought you had a death wish.
1 year ago
I once watched a NEW ski patrol guy lose a sled (he was out of the handles) down a pretty good black diamond, the PT was ok but the patroler got canned! Wasn't funny until beer time.
This crew did so much shit badly they belong in texas.
1 year ago
this was not a coincidence
1 year ago
Was that Borat with :06 left in the video?
1 year ago
LOL It did look like him..maybe this was from the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan!
1 year ago
Aaaaah Liiike!
1 year ago
Quite amusing video.
1 year ago
Dude, you don't have to be THAT nice.
1 year ago
I think they were Romanian.
1 year ago
911 is a joke.
1 year ago
Hey Shit for brains Wurd? Scrambletrousers you stop smoking Dick to pay for your crack habit, Or are you logging in using one of your Johns computer? LOL! You little pussy!:)
1 year ago
nice public enemy name drop. "911 is a joke"
1 year ago
Surfer, yeah that was P.E., but that trolll looking mofo Flava flav wrote and produced that joint...
1 year ago
who's the coolest guy at the hospital

the ultra sound man
1 year ago
LOL !! Skid:)
1 year ago
I was working in Hoboken closing up one door and cutting out an entrance for their new door.! After finishing up, bagging all excess material and cleaning the job site area I staged all my tools outside on the stoop to load into my car, When low and behold I found that they had booted AND ticketed my car!!
Boot-158.00 dollars.
ticket-45.00 dollars.
Gas used-3.00 dollars
lunch-8.00 dollars
time spent-6-1/2 hrs.
job paid-200.00
My take home pay.... minus 14.00 dollars! :((((
1 year ago
MEMORIES , PRICELESS!
1 year ago
Mucho high on the sucking scale there Randal!
1 year ago
bitching at the cops...priceless.
1 year ago
Your Christmas is really starting to turn to shit............God must hate you. What did you do to piss him (or her-sorry ladies) off?

Don't worry though you're not alone. He's still pissed at me for all the masturbation in the 80's and 90's.
1 year ago
Didn't you forget the cost of the rubber sheep doll for break time?
1 year ago
Ha Jokes on you I didn't have to boy this one!

Just told the guy down at sheep's r us I Knew you and he singed me up on your tab!

douche , clerk told me to tell you that you're two months behind in your pussy pocket payments! On a personal note, please pay the man. I'm looking forward to running up that tab. :))
1 year ago
Well, it was the difference between getting my lights shut off and not paying the sheep man. What was I thinking?

Hey, just so you know Randal, I called the store tonight and had them put in a special order for you. They should be getting the, "Leave Britney alone guy" sheep doll in. I wasn't sure so I ordered an extra-small and an extra-large. One for feel, and the other for that "pencil in a bucket" feeling.
1 year ago
damn, that's funny.
1 year ago
You are all wrong. That is the Canadian health care system - I would notice that accent from Etobicoke anywhere.

You can see the Ontario plates!
1 year ago
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.~ Albert Einstein
1 year ago
In 2004, per-capita spending for health care in the U.S. was more than double that in Canada: in the U.S., it totaled US$6,096; in Canada, US$3,038.[5]
a 2007 review comparing health outcomes in Canada and the U.S., in a peer-reviewed medical journal, found that "health outcomes may be superior in patients cared for in Canada versus the United States, Life expectancy is longer in Canada, and its infant mortality rate is lower than that of the U.S.,
1 year ago
Love the quote Chuck. I'm gonna bank that one.
1 year ago
There's still an "Etobicoke"?

Ummm...ya.

Right.
1 year ago
And they have an "accent"??

In "Etobicoke"??

Okayyyyyyy.......

(*Makes a discreet motion to the men in white suits with the butterfly nets to come on over.......someone here needs help. Badly.*)
1 year ago
Jimmy, I'm sure you are just making a funny, but in all honesty, my father had a heart attack on Sunday night. He was wisked(free of charge), to the hospital. He has received timely and exceptionally good care from some truly wonderful staff. Anyone who makes fun of our health care system can come and talk to my him, because he is still around thanks to it.
1 year ago
Well Bill, that's some great news at last to restart my Holidays! :))
1 year ago
Thanks Randal.
1 year ago
Damn. I was going to make a wisecrack about the healthcare system, but in light of what happened it just wouldn't have the same impact. Sorry to hear.

I'll put it on the backburner as I'll have many more opportunities at the wisecracks.
1 year ago
Thoughts are with you, Billy-B.

I hope he's gonna be okay.

All the best to you and yours, Bro.
1 year ago
Douche,for your consideration,the children of my village will sing of you!
1 year ago
Billy-b Sorry to hear about your dad, I hope all will be OK. Hang in there!
1 year ago
Let me add my good wishes too bill. My dad is pretty elderly, not in good health at all. I know how you feel. Hope your father recovers just fine. Sometimes people are in better shape after a heart attack than before. They learn how to take really good care of themselves.
1 year ago
Thanks Randal! BTW you village just called, they are missing their idiot. Have you abandoned them or what?
1 year ago
That's a lot of Villages I have to visit! and all on christmas eve. For this village Idiot who's shared by all, never gets no peace.

A poem by the village idiot. 28.000,b.c --_______?
1 year ago
Sorry I wasn't here sooner, big hug to your dad. My grandma has had quite a few heart attacks. Her last one was 3 years ago and she's still going strong, I wish the same for your dad. Love, Nikki
1 year ago
Hope he stays well Bill-B

Guess it will make this Xmas a little bit more special too
1 year ago
Bill - sorry to hear that; and you are right, I was trying to get someones goat. No seriousness intended.
1 year ago
OK billboat.
Quite an amusing video and I hope the guy who fell off the stretcher was a romanian. Is that better?
1 year ago
And I just noticed your more recent post. Sorry to hear that. Hope your old man gets well soon.
1 year ago
REforMED
have you begun to notice the healing effects of the donovan meditation institute?
just wondering how long it's gonna take to kick in.....it's like the reverse of SCANNERS
the old movie
1 year ago
reformed, for what it's worth, I like you. Takes one kind of man to SAY reformed, and another to actually BE it. Know what I mean?
1 year ago
More people (137) are killed every year by falling coconuts than by shark attacks and incompetent Turkish ambulance crews.
However, only one person has suffered the ignominy of having their face turned into an arse by an incompetent plastic surgeon. In this respect I claim uniqueness.
1 year ago
arseface
I once met a guy called Terry Oreilly, a defenseman for the boston bruins,
1 year ago
Arse ! Are you talking terry O'Reilly of the late 60s early 70s Boston Bruins??
1 year ago
Sorry Arse, question was ment for Chuck !
1 year ago
LOL! Chuck I just saw the name and didn't realize you mentioned the team also!
But now on further reading (like four more words) you answered my question.

Very Cool! :)) He played with a great team!!!
1 year ago
chuck

It sounds like a load of bollocks to me! They call me mellow yellow.
1 year ago
godamn I got cutoff

anyhhow...this gut was one tough sob...not that big either but a hell of a fighter
terry orielly's face was covered with scars, contusions suture marks and
broken bones that hadn't healed correctly etc .....sort of an anti brad pitt
ya know what else the chicks loved him
1 year ago
it's a true story
get out there and get after it
1 year ago
Hey Skids I wanna say good morning from Jersey city! I,m off to work to lose more money! ;((
1 year ago
Mr. Canuck, chuck said he met terry O'Reilly! dose that name ring a bell ? LOL:))

My old team. They were truly some of the great ones.
1 year ago
Correction:(Does)
1 year ago
Glumbertians

sorry no real interaction lately, still reading your posts with the same stupid addiction

real busy time of year for me, i'm having to do work

billboat good luck with your old man, he's been given a second chance!

peace people and happy holidays to all
1 year ago
same to you skid, heartily, if you have time to come back and read it. Hope you have some time off soon.
1 year ago
Tobe1962, I read your comment on how we have to live with bush's mess!

very cool indeed.
1 year ago
thanks randal!
1 year ago
I'm working on a Christmas greeting for all.....this is what I have so far

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the hut (muck?) not a creature was stirring....not even Camuck. (ya I know he's reformed but I had this idea before he went through 'the change')
1 year ago
The rubbers were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Useddouchebag would soon be there.

The ladies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of a naked UDB danced in their heads.
And FTB in her birthday suit, and I in my jimmy cap,
Looked at her and thought, man I gotta crap.



OK, who's next?
1 year ago
LOLOLOL!! Douche you ...you... Douche!! LOLOLOL!Man that was funny.
1 year ago
So who's sick, been to the hospital lately? (without getting the boot)
On laborer day I had the ride, pain was something I'd never had this bad, and I'v had some pretty good injuries.
I had A (one) kidney stone 12mm, three time in the OR, the final price? $49,647.89, know what if I didn't have insurance, I paid a total of 550. How do these folks without health care manage?
The treatment was wonderful, I hadn't had drugs that good since the 60's.
1 year ago
LOL!
1 year ago
How do these folks without health care manage?
we pay for it....
the emergency room has become the primary care physician for many illegal aliens.......
last year in northern california 80 hospitals were declared insolvent, largely due to this......
1 year ago
PS they still haven't posted the vids I sent
1 year ago
See...... I told you. All of the videos we send in can't be that bad. There has to be a few worthy (at least of the late Daniel Rhodes attention). So who's paying who and how much....I don't get it. Care to explain you Corporate monsters?
1 year ago
Hey Miter [re: your earlier video in the snow], is that how you play. You really took that video? Oh take me for a ride, please, please, please, please, (as my daughter would say) pppuuuuuuuulllllleeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze! (lucky bastard) (that part is not what my daughter would say, at least not yet, ummmmmm I don't think).
1 year ago
Any time riza!

I've got an extra atv too! In the winter we like to go at night and light up a fire in the "hobo can" down in the "bowl", fire up the grill and tip a few..sometime quite a few! Then we'll pull out this big plastic toboggan thing and do some extreme sledding behind the ATV! (who can stay in) Here's another winter run on the road..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6eSe9IteRE
1 year ago
Miter, whats the name of the song and group that sings the jam?
1 year ago
Kinda sounds like Rage Against the Machine.
1 year ago
ooooohhhhhh, I'm am doubly excited.....ohhhhh. Okay, Miter, like the speed on that one. Reminds me when I (once in a blue moon) hang upside down out the passenger window of a 71' Barracuda, or any other dodge beauty, and feel the wind in my hair, watch the pavement below and look up at the stars. You made my day. I felt like I was right there with you. Sweeeet! P.S. Randal......thank you for your insight. luv ya.
1 year ago
The song is "spitfire" by Prodigy off the "Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned" album. Glad you all like these videos...kinda "tame" by my standards, not to mention degraded in quality by YouTube to the point of poor quality playback!
1 year ago
Love me some Prodigy. Never would have guessed this was them. I got the Fat of the Land CD. Thank God for Napster so now I can listen to their tracks without purchasing the CD without knowing what the other songs sound like.
1 year ago
P.S. Miter, you live in paradise.....thanks for sharing.
1 year ago
im speechless

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