glumbert

first!

get rid of that f*#king cat

I hate cats! Selfish little bitches. Boot the cat to the curb! One time our cat jumped on our bed and attacked my foot. I coiled my leg back and BOOM, I launched that kitty to the wall.

LOL - That cat is getting even for something.

Awwww. What a cute kitty! It needs a playmate. It wants to play.

We have 11 pets, and love them all. But I love the 3 cats least.

Maybe he should stop putting catnip in its bowl.

Haha. The cat sleeps all day.

Never forget, cats taste like chicken.




That is, both poke around for food, pretty much ignore some stuff, and pretty much focus on other stuff, and pretty much follow a random eating routine.....that's what I meant.

(Right!)

my cat does the same thing so I lock him out of my room

This is why the stupid fucking cats are not allowed in the bedroom.

I would set a bitch on fire.

This is what my cat did last night, and does every damn night! So this morning when I got up too freaking early, to go into the wet, cold, foggy woods, I didn't have too much optimism in getting a deer close enough, big enough, to stand there long enough for me to "harvest". I was sleepy, fidgety, had to pee that giant mug of coffee so bad I had tears in my eyes. I was stinking up the whole woods with the wind blowing right into them (where the deer come from), there was this damn squirrel and his blue jay buddy, that kept dropping hickory nuts on my head....seemingly everything possible was against me...then, out he came, slowly at first, carefully, sniffing the air, watching everything that moved even a millimeter, he was over 100 yards off, my shot has to be withing 30 yards. Now the sun was up over the tree line, it was shining right on me, and I was hot. I figured no way in hell would he come my way, but he did. Straight at me, as if to challenge me, I glassed him and laser ranged him the whole way, at 50 yards it was time to put the modern technology crap down and grab the bow. Just as I did, another damn hickory nut smacked the metal blind I was up in, pausing the big buck in his tracks, he got very spooky at that point (about 35 yards out) he thought better of coming in, took a turn and stood sideways. The ultimate shot presented itself and I slowly pulled back the arrow, with sweat now pouring down into my eyes I put the sight pin right behind his shoulder, and let it fly! The result? check my profile picture....

looks more like a Garfield joke, live. if only the cat was fatter and oranger

One of the feline clan, you'll find no shelter here. I suggest you go north, to the hills.