Wedgie-Proof Underpants

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8 months ago
"Ring... Ring"
8 months ago
I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!
8 months ago
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! Yes I'm right here!,
May I ask who's calling? LMAO!!!
8 months ago
Second!






















Third!





















Fourth!








All Hail Technoviking!
8 months ago
Randall, although art. 125 of sc. 4 gives you claim. the Biblios Glumbertica clearly read in the book of FIRST, chapter 2, verse 3..."looketh under the vid, right to the number of views and thy TRUE FIRST POSTER shall be revealed".
8 months ago
Sorry to say gargamelord, that "right to the number of views" spot reflects first VIEWED not first comment...if at "first" you don't succeed..........
8 months ago
randalflagg: "Ring....Ring"
gargamelord: "Whose there?"
randalflagg: "Ida"
gargamelord: "Ida who"
randallflagg: "I da first poster"

(who posted the word "FIRST" first)

I think that's the catch in the article...chapter...section... crapola

might need to check the facts in my pop up book
8 months ago
could it be true?
8 months ago
First!
8 months ago
Blast!
8 months ago
awwww

*hug*
8 months ago
"is Mr. FIRST! there?"
8 months ago
"FIRST name I AM"
8 months ago
How about spending the money on a freekin clue, and learning to kick the wedgie -giver in the sack....?
8 months ago
They'd rather be entrepenuerial...invest money, make money.

Thes kids have a bright future.
All may not be lost.
8 months ago
Holy crap. Fox News is the BEST!
8 months ago
Careful...this vid will be summarily dismissed because of its source.
These kids are obviously right-wing, sexist, bigot, homophobes who want to deny bullies one of their few pleasures.
8 months ago
(laughing really hard...but not rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)
8 months ago
yeah, cuz REAL journalism involves children's wedgie-proof underwear.
8 months ago
IT'S A MORNING SHOW!
Not a news program. I know this stuff is tough for the people who watch the View for their news...
8 months ago
Correction - it's a Morning show that tries to dress itself up as News by putting anchors in suits and running a constant stream of bullshit superimposed heaadlines across the bottom of the screen.

Why are you defending it so much Stream? Or do the superimposed bullshit too much?

;-p
8 months ago
Simple Bigot...how are you arguing against what I said? The show is not even a news show and does not try to be. It is like many morning shows that have (what they think) is entertaining. It might involve people in the news, but is generally light-hearted pap.

If you disagree, it must be on the grounds that you watch it and know the difference. But, that can't be...all the smart fish think Fox News is right wing biased.

Who's the biased zealot?
8 months ago
justin serovich????? play on words maybe?
my chick has dozens of pairs of these but she doesn't get on fox.
8 months ago
my spidey sense is tingling and something is telling me that angryman is very angry today.
8 months ago
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY...

GREAT MEDS GREAT MEDS! GREAT MEDS!!

WOOHOO! WOOHOO!! YEEEHAAAA!!!

LIFE IS GOOD!!!!























REALLY HAPPY :-D AND HIGH AS FUCK...
8 months ago
Is it just me, or does that fox reporter on the left reek of gayness
8 months ago
Nope, it's not me at all...
8 months ago
It may be me, I'm not sure?
8 months ago
I really couldn't smell him.
8 months ago
Stop sniffing
8 months ago
I couldn't smell their reaking because the room is filled with batter-fried shark.

Still is.
8 months ago
Inhale and enjoy. I simply keep all the threads where you've made a fool of yourself in the favourites section - always good for a laugh and there's just so damn many of 'em... it's a veritable compendium of Streamy Tantrums and Dumbtrums

X
8 months ago
Keep reading them. Or, have someone read them and explain.
8 months ago
Is it just me or do those kids with those haircuts and lisps reek of gayness?

With a haircut like that they need some kind of rip-away undies cuz they're probably always getting their asses kicked during recess.

They either have a bright future if they find the venture capital they need or in 20 years they'll be dancing on stage at a gay bar using the rip-away 8000 they just invented.

But enough of my yapping, I could be wrong.
8 months ago
Nope, not me either...
8 months ago
Ya, its gatta be me!
8 months ago
it's you
8 months ago
cnpalmer75 you are mentally ill
8 months ago
there is no reliable cure for what you got
no kidding....
8 months ago
glumbert used to be fun ...now it's just fucked up
i wont be back
8 months ago
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!
8 months ago
Were you ever here?

Don't leave, stay. It's the online equivalent of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

You'll be fine in a few months as long as you pass the impossible test
8 months ago
Good ridance. We don't want your kind around here anyways.
8 months ago
Future gay republican senators!
8 months ago
I can see them dragging their hands underneath the bathroom stalls now...
8 months ago
First...who's ever posted first, in fact, IS first. Don't need quotes from the bible or someone's version of the Glumbert rules of order. FIRST is, in fact, FREAKIN' FIRST !

Second...these kids are a bit young to be sexually oriented, doncha think. Kinda soft, maybe, but who knows...at least they're aggressive enough to counter wedgie assaults. What's bad about that?

Third...it's a bad moment when I find Stream the most worthwhile posting to read (no offense, randal). He raises the scale, so far as this thread is concerned...but that doesn't take much, does it?

Fourth...I support "sven666" on his dis-invitation of "mrtwister". So far as I can see, the "mrt" has added little to intelligent discourse...but maybe I have missed his contributions...I'm not here every day.

Lastly....RED SOX RULE !
8 months ago
Big sigh..... O.k one moe time
the first Post!...
Under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting( first) after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!


I'm sorry Chaz That you don't like the law. ... But it is the law! And therefore will be upheld by the Majority of the law abiding Glumberters who still believe in truth justice and the Glumbertian way!!

Oh.... and since I Said nothing pertaining to this particular video, I'm more then happy that you found solace from anyone in this most discomforting time of viewing!

Aaa...AAaaa.AAAACHObullshitOOOOOO..... excuse me!:)
8 months ago
...sorry....NOT...I haven't paraded that on this site before...but we did get there. And I am soooooooooo happy.

Next.....GO PATRIOTS. Don't hate me for backing our long-time losing teams when they actually achieve. Maybe, undefeated....maybe. Maybe Superbowl, maybe. Love it. Just love the moment...! HAH...so seldom available, enjoyed, realized. Love it.

Okedokey...done for today.
8 months ago
And of course, Fox has reached a new record low.
8 months ago
another fine foxnews sp report!
8 months ago
why does the guy want to know where his underwear is?
can we can the enter key?
can we vote for randell?
are lady bugs by?
8 months ago
More fine Fox 'News?' reporting. Everyone involved deserves a wedgie.
8 months ago
But, the wedgie attempts would now fail.
8 months ago
How about we all get together and tell Glumbert to purge these aliases? There must be a way to do it. This is getting to be like a madhouse.
8 months ago
I agree.
8 months ago
okay.....big sigh....I can no longer tolerate you....piss off! By the way, I am not an individual you would wish to imitate........I have no depth (like Canuck or Randal or Chaz or mano or Mako or Billboat or Skidmarks or Douche or Throb or Stream or Justme or Dixie or Adolf or Peking or Stutz or Miter or Durt or idruid or ......aww crap if I missed any of you my sincere apologies....no really.......I mean it......no, fuck you I really mean it!!!!)..........don't waste your time on me......It's not funny Mr. Rizam00n......although I was perversly (screw you if I spelled it wrong) pleased.
8 months ago
awwwwwwwwwwww.....fuck.......I can't believe I left out sven..............sorry baby.....IOU a great big BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBJJJJJJJJJJJJJ (and I'm pretty great at it so it will make up for my faux pas. (sorry)
8 months ago
Me too.
8 months ago
guess I'm in.........
8 months ago
Yep.
8 months ago
Count me in.
8 months ago
Yavohl!
8 months ago
Roger that.
8 months ago
With you guys.
8 months ago
Way to go.
8 months ago
right on
8 months ago
Agree with all.
8 months ago
Yeah, I agree.
8 months ago
Holy crap!! This explains a lot...........
8 months ago
отдых в мирном дедушке
8 months ago
Oh no rabz, has grandpa passed? My condolences and may he rest in peace!
8 months ago
translate?
8 months ago
Hi guys!
I just found Glumbert. Wow.... This has to be the craziest site on the web!
I don't understand the dynamics, but there sure seem to be a lot of seriously deranged people using it. So it's ideal for me.
Want to hear a good way to get rid of an unwanted girlfriend?
After a night on the beer and curry, wait til she's fast asleep then get up quietly and lay a steaming coiler on her chest, then tippytoe out the room.
Never fails. I just wish I could see her face when she wakes up.
You like?
8 months ago
call out to Douche and you have a best buddy......bbbbbbuuuuuuudddddddyyyyyyyyy.
8 months ago
I've tried this and it works every time. Never hear from them again.
Get it up you while you're young!
8 months ago
I thought i was the only person whod done that! maybe its common and quite normal.
8 months ago
a guy did that to me once. i phoned to ask for another date.
8 months ago
LOLOLOLOL!!!! Now my morning is complete! Thank you consolidated union of aliases !
8 months ago
randal, I think we just got the entire list of alias's! Except now I don't know if it's alias's, aliases, or aliai???? As to your comment of wiping them off glumbert, you do have an ally, or Ali, or is it allie?
8 months ago
Wow!
How funny.... I'm ranking of a copycat!

Thank you throb!
8 months ago
You're welcome.
8 months ago
Hey, hell with ' break-away' undies, you get a 'wedgie', do him a "Cartman", kick 'em in the nuts!...........LOL!
8 months ago
LMFAO..............I just read the rest of this shit............whoever came up with the idea and had the time and patience to post all those brilliant alias' .....bravo, my screwed up brilliant genius/autistic human hybrid.....that be some new shit worthy of being filmed, photographed, and shared......nice.
8 months ago
why in the world would you ever make those?
8 months ago
thats why i just punched kids in the mouth . didnt waste time with the wedgie

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