Best wedding first dance ever

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First:thebug
5 months ago
first?
5 months ago
Sorry im late but here are the
Competition standings:

IN "FIRST"
Seven666 4
Miter 4

IN Second:
Rnadal 3
Alotlikeyou 3
chica 3

Tied for third:
Jaww 2
Keeplooking 2
Miikiaus 2
Douche 2
Skid 2
getjeffkelly 2
grp24 2

and everyone else:
Turbocop 1
Gargamelord 1
NWPDX 1
Riza 1
Manolo 1
Mako 1
gtownthuggin 1
justme 1
birdman 1
billboat 1
camuck 1
surferbum22 1
wakerider111 1
freetobe1962 1
huggybear 1
thebug 1

Results determined by Randals law and hidden "FIRST" posts do not count.

What the hell people, this new cleanse ur soul with amnesty for aliases is really making it difficult to see who really has the post and keep the proper score!!! So im going to count it as what it is and if u dont getthe win....... well, oh well.
5 months ago
usa...no apology necessary. You're a volunteer.

I am beginning to think I should compete...I now have some time to spend here. Thing is, this is soooooooooo time and attention consuming. I have always wondered what kind of jobs the participants have, that allow for this sort of divertisement. I want one like that.

Happy Thanksgiving to all.
5 months ago
chaz, during work hours it helps to have a laptop with wireless broadband...when I have a moment of down time (screwing off) I'll lift the lid, check email, etc. and of course pop in to glumbert to see what's up...self employment does have it's share of up's with those downs!
5 months ago
I hear you, Miter...wonder about others, tho'.

Happy Thanksgiving..
5 months ago
Thanks USR, and don't worry, it'll all come out in the wash, just to be all aliased up again.
5 months ago
one word for her ... ouch!!
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
Second?
5 months ago
Turd?
5 months ago
No, turd was the other clip...
5 months ago
You know, turd, comes after second in French Canadian.
5 months ago
....like "fort", "fit", "sees", "sen", "ate", "non", an' "tin", rot?
5 months ago
i want his wife
5 months ago
...get in line
5 months ago
Me first.
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
scum trash.
5 months ago
I'm almost positive they met on their high school cheerleading squad.
5 months ago
Boring.
5 months ago
Hey Cman...need more than one-word post. Besides, the US dollar has recovered a bit re the Canadian watchamacallit. Stay in intelligent touch, bud. Ou, ami, s'il vous plait.
5 months ago
Ahhhh, what can I tell ya, Chaz old man?

Some videos simply just SCREAM for a one-word response.

To me, this was one of them.
5 months ago
C- Stick to the one-word responses.
You are less in need of looking up their definitions.
5 months ago
mwhahhaha i thought this was hilarious!!=]]]
5 months ago
Okay, you're blond. You live in Alaska. What's the emergency? Are you locked in your car?
5 months ago
;)
5 months ago
LOLOLOL!!
5 months ago
good one bill
5 months ago
funny, bill
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
Cute, :-).
5 months ago
Hey
i think thats jessica simpson
this laptop is cooking my balls
i cant take it anymore
5 months ago
No shit eh Chuck. You could cook a turkey with these frikin things.
5 months ago
funnay
5 months ago
i like her big butt and i do know why
5 months ago
One thing though, the aerial view at the end kinda yells fake, but who cares, it's still good.
5 months ago
LOL! Bill that guy dancing looks like a guy i was in the usmc w/!

A real gorilla! Man you didn't want that guy pissed at ya!

Tho he was always laughing ,and never really got mad,Hmm...Joey Lawler ,out of Boston! man I loved that fraker! LOL! wonder if he's still alive?
5 months ago
Randal my man, what's the good word?
5 months ago
right want to get on you guys wave length .. ok

whats usmc w/!, Joey Lawler? fraker? and what's meant by whats the good word?

cheers old bean
5 months ago
Skid,

usmc= united states marine corp
fraker...I don't know
the good word...basically, how's it going
5 months ago
Bill , The Wurd is good!

Fracker is my term for an alright fucker!

HAPPY HOLIDAY ! To those of you who are celebrating? Drive safe and try not to hate on chummin to much this Holiday season!:)
5 months ago
lmao

fReaKz lol
5 months ago
The wedding dance led to the bedroom,
The groom took his bride in his arms.
She sighed as he kissed her so softly,
Succumbed to his masculine charms.

The couple were made for each other,
Made love for the whole of the night.
But the groom spoiled it all in the morning,
By coating her breast with his shite.
5 months ago
Strange thing to write do you think that you maybe possessed by a evil force to come out with such nastiness.

Try talking this through with your wife/husband/friends/friend/people on bus
5 months ago
A troubled young man name of cleveland
Was possessed by a most evil force,
He battled his demons so strongly,
But the shit just built up in his arse.

He had to release it on someone,
He prayed to the Lord for advice.
But the bottom line after soul searching
Was that shitting on people was nice!
5 months ago
adolf?
5 months ago
FTB, could be.
5 months ago
More like Douche! huh bud.,Is that you behind those Foster Grants?
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
no you are fully possessed, this is when the only door left has been welded up from the outside, good luck in there!!
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
Skidmarks? - Why the name? Could it be you too are under the spell of the great god Poopo?
Support group maybe?
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
Skidmarks like most thinks in life has two meanings, hey i'm only messing with yer. support group for me? glumbert is my open air counselling session.
5 months ago
A charming young Swede called Skid
Kept his true predeiliction hid;
He claimed that his name
Was selected to blame
Rubber left by his tyres on the road.

But Cleveland - the cynical chap -
Didn't buy it, cos Skid's in a flap;
"Tyremarks! Rubbish!" he said,
Just get into that bed
And explode with a thundering crap!
5 months ago
Good to see some wedding couples thinking outside of the box. Leave tradition and custom to the sheep and lemmings.
5 months ago
The choice of songs might mean they were thinking inside the box.
5 months ago
Or they were possessed by the Devil, and had forsaken JEEE-ZUSS!!

Right, Stream?

Ain't that what YOU folks believe? That if it's any music other than gospel, then it's of DA DEVIL??

Why don't you and your kind lay off of poor ol' Beelzebub, huh? Ain't he already got enough of a bad rap, as well as having to compete with Allah in terms of who can throw the most planes at buildings? And without having to be responsible for musical lyrics to boot?

You're so unfair, Mr. Falwell.
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
hehe canuck funny :P
5 months ago
Canucklehead-
I just figure I need to keep the heat on Ol' Red as best I can since you (and others) unwittingly approve of what he does.
5 months ago
Rabz. With respect, I disagree. Tradition and custom are invaluable props of a forward-looking society, insofar as they provide a bedrock upon which to build innovation.
If my surgeon had used traditional methods, instead of the god-awful "revolutionary" technique he had developed at night school, I would not have a face that looks like an arse.
However, I am sure this young couple will remember their wedding day, if only because it plumbed new depths of bad taste.
5 months ago
If my surgeon had used traditional methods, instead of the god-awful "revolutionary" technique he had developed at night school, ....
thats pretty funny......was he a liberty college graduate
5 months ago
I have no idea what Liberty College is.
I believe he was actually self taught but once took a three-week course at the Dr Mengele Institute in Heidelberg.
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
As far as the vid, I've seen this before. I think they stole this idea from the TV show Everybody Loves Raymond, when Raymond's brother got married. I hardly ever watch TV, so it's ironic that one of the few episodes on any show that I've seen was something very much like this, a couple years ago. It was nice to see people break from tradition, it was fun, sassy, sexy, lighthearted, and freespirited, but I would have enjoyed it more if it were their own, original idea.
The wedding couple was very good looking though, and had the moves. Give them credit for that.
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
Bob Dole likes big butts. Bob Dole thinks her's is fine, but Bob Dole won't hit trashy ladies. Bob Dole likes class.
5 months ago
Bob Dole is "up" on Viagra.
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
HAPPY HOLIDAY TO ALL!
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
I have a pain in the anus again.
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
A friend of mine sent this to me yesterday.......unbelievable.....well choreographed, and funny as hell !!!!! I signed up just to post a comment....THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET !!!!!! WELL DONE BRIDE AND GROOM !!!!!!! Good luck.

I give them a PLUS 1000......very well done !!!!

Happy Thanksgiving !!!!! now i gotta watch it again
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
capnjoe!

You are a moron.
5 months ago
chumminn!

Have you gone completely insane?
5 months ago
Bob Dole!

Well said sir. But you, too, are a moron.
5 months ago
I think Rabz is chucknorriss. See above for what might have been his bloomer - the response 23 hours ago to my post.
5 months ago
I got married just over a year ago, and my wife and I did a similar first dance, except it was to "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees. The guests were a bit taken aback at first but soon everyone was on the floor dancing along with us.
I'll never forget the vicar doing his disco dance routine! What a laugh!
There was a slight problem with my Uncle Bill, who had a heart attack and didn't survoive the ambulance ride to hospital.
But, apart from that, I'd say it went pretty well.
5 months ago
No really, I smell Adolf.
5 months ago
bill, someone on here is adolf. We know it, huh? Happy Holiday to you!
5 months ago
Thanks FTB. Our Thanksgiving was a few weeks back (you know, up in the Great White North here), but I appreciate the sentiment all the same.
5 months ago
His arms are very long.
5 months ago
And so is his penis.
5 months ago
It's nice to see a couple having a laugh on their wedding day, most are too stressed out to do much except long for it to end. I have to say this is one of the best vids on here.
5 months ago
you are a moron, trouble137.
5 months ago
yer all a bunch of goofy fuckin' bastards
5 months ago
i thought that was THE funniest thing, id so do that!i sent it to like 20 people haha lmao
5 months ago
why do all white girls make wierd faces like that when they dance?
5 months ago
learn how to spell before you diss somebody dork.
5 months ago
thanks :) now i can exit out of spell check.
5 months ago
Nice change from the typical slow dance of the first married couple dance.
Very cool.
5 months ago
omg this vido is so funny
5 months ago
Primo,
Felicidades por la boda, me vine a enterar casi 3 semanas despues, playo usted sabe que al menos yo hubiera ido. Tamara Felicidades, se ve que la boda fue muy linda y se ven muy felices, muchas bendiciones a los dos... si hicieron lista de bodas en algun sitio con pagina web pasamela y asi te doy el regalo. Felicidades!!!
5 months ago
What he said.
5 months ago
Ditto.
5 months ago
Then again, maybe not.
5 months ago
I like that. It's really cool!!
5 months ago
Does the groom remind u some important figure from the White House :) ???
Or is it just me ?
One of the coolest video!!!
5 months ago
WOW! That was fun!!! I really enjoyed watching this couple doing something different and fun. It was done with class. Congrats to the newly weds. Blessings to you both. P.S This is going to be something to watch 25 years from now. LOL
4 months ago
it was real cool
good job it must of took a lot of energy to get a old guy to move like that
4 months ago
I wish i could have been there. fun couple.
3 months ago
Hahaha, that's awesome. Very nicely done.
3 months ago
I WANT THEM AT MY WEDDING THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING
3 months ago
you are the best!! no.1.
your dance is very cool and original!!!
i loved it and enjoyed watching!!!!

karin from israel
2 months ago
lmao

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