The comment board is beginning to look EXACTLY like break.com. FAG. LOSER. GAY. FAKE. HOMO. (and so on). Insults are SUPER FUNNY, all the time, over and over maybe not so much. Anyway flame away sissy bitches. You know you will. It is all you have.
Serious ... that would be the Outer Banks of North Carolina ... little string of islands off the coast ... you should take notes dummy ... you asked that question before ... LOL :P
the guys says "that is the most dangerous thing I have ever seen" ... really? ... an umbrella blowing down the beach is the most dangerous thing he has ever seen? ... he needs to get out more
Dr. Obtuse: Time of death 4:45 PM. The patient has a extensive pneumothorax, and sucking chest wound, with a large beach umbrella protruding just below the third lateral rib, and extending down to the liver.
But hey look at that tan! Nurse move this man to the freezer.
you crazy white men wit your umbrellas. here in africa we use mud and cow shit. when wind comes we spread it on our bodies and you don't feel wind. you smell like shitty cow, but no wind.
I saw a rather amusing accident on a beach on the east coast of Zanzibar. A woman was hit by a flying lounger. Her arm was broken, but luckily, one of the holidaymakers was a medic and he got her organised pretty quickly and made her comfortable in the shade.
Unfortunately, while she was waiting for a lift to the hospital, she was hit on the head by a falling coconut and knocked unconscious.
She was fat by the way, and deserved everything she got.
what's a beach, I've looked all over the hilltown, no beach. We do have fat women that have been hit by an ugly branches, some hit by the whole tree.
What's a coconut? Do they grow on ugly trees?
a freakin' coconut fell out of a tree when I was in FLA visiting a friend ... the damn thing put the biggest dent in my car hood ... the insurance company was like "ok ma'am, a coconut hit your car?" ... bastards didn't wanna pay
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