FIRST POST!!! YAYAYAYFUCK YA. Eat it you worms...Lick it up and love it..YAYAYA WOOHOO I fucking ROCK!! First to me the almighty obuttofuckher...Love 2 you all...Merry Christmas, and have a SAFE new year... BTW insults below
Neat. I use headphones, though.. Otherwise, I think my music would have items flying from the general direction of our neighbor's homes toward the general direction of our windows in a consistent pattern repeating itself every three-and-a-half minutes.
Here comes Santa Clause here comes Santa Clause right down Santa Clause...aaaaahhh FUCK! What happened to my special atomic glasses....Oh..OK..thank you...Lane.
Oh, I see. Me? Submissive? I'm not the one with the user name plainly reading 'badlywhippedbuttocks'! LOL I love ya', whipped. I really do. Talk later, *I* have a life that needs my attention. ; )
hahaha redshift you snivelling piece of snot rag, if you think i'm qlanet then you're as dumb as that medal-loving nazi canuck. In fact, you two should form a club - 'The Snivelling Uber CocKs' (SUCK).
Ein very merry Christmas from Valhalla to all mein Glumbert freunds!
It is kvite amusing here, vith angels und devils in equal measure. In fact, being dead is preferable to being alive. Von sing zat pisses me off is zat zere are no armadilloes. Not von! Vy, I ask you, if Gott is all he is cracked up to be, has he provided no room for four-legged creatures in his so-called heaven?
I have formed ein sexual relationship beyond ze grave vith ze Lady Mayor of Buenos Aires, who apparently died during ein particularly strenuous tango session vith ze mad scientologist Tom Cruise. She is, as ze Englischer schweinhunds say, ein old fiddle playing ze best tune!
Heaven has many advantages. Ze broadband speed is exceptional, und no-one has to vash or cut zere toenails.
I recommend it to everyvon.
Arbeit macht frei!!
I would like to invite you all to the gay room. We will simply have a grand ol time in there. I will be serving penisbutter and jelly sandwiches with a side of nipple torture. Oh what fun it will be. Latex gloves and butt plugs. Stop by and have a blow, just follow the link below. http://www.glumbert.com/profile/redshift
Gott in Himmel! I haf found ein mirror in Valhalla, und mein moustache und hair are black vonce again! I haf been practising some dance moves und - vithout blowing mein own trombone - I haf not lost much of ze old magic. Perhaps tomorrow I vill try to persuade ze Lady Mayor of Buenos Aires (deceased) to join me in ein passionate paso doble. She likes zis dance very much, und is alvays ready for , how do you say, ein bit of rumpygepumpen aftervards. I sank ze sveet baby Jesus und all his disciples zat I am dead. I thoroughly recommend it.
That made my day. "5. Thou Shalt Not Be an Anti-Semitic Douche"
"Apparently the true meaning of Christmas isn%u2019t just about celebrating the birth of Jesus. It%u2019s also about punching as many Jews as possible in the face."
The best part was when I opened the next, link, (I had already assumed it had to do with tracts, because of the link itself) and the new tab, not even loaded yet, reads "Fairy Tales".
Hmmm... That last panel wouldn't load though. Any ideas?
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