Making The Morning Train

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First:pinnochio
1 year ago
hoho
1 year ago
What does Santa Claus do on Boxing Day?
A ho. And a ho. And a ho.
1 year ago
OBX: This one's for you.

There's a new gift this Christmas. The 'Santa Claus' vibrator. As he slides down your chimney, he changes 'Ho, ho, ho' into 'Oh, oh, oh."
1 year ago
ROFL ... good one ;-)
1 year ago
niggers
3 months ago
1 year ago
first..again..LOL
1 year ago
Hey nocomment, this would be a perfect time for you to chime in with your little catch phrase.
1 year ago
*WARNING, WARNING!* Do not waste your time with the whole video. The first 10 seconds sums up the ENTIRE thing. I'm not sure exactly what purpose this serves, but I'm guessing it's just another dumb security camera recording.
1 year ago
*WARNING* *WARNING*
Reading Glumbert comments will cause you to go insane.

Throbby, Canuck? Discuss.
1 year ago
I once was lost.

But now am found.
1 year ago
that was insanely boring ... not a person in this video did anything even mildly interesting ... oh well
1 year ago
I am looking forward to watching 'Black Knight'

Not that this was shit, or in any way boring, or a complete waste of time in any way

Yet...somehow...in the deepest, darkest recesses of my soul...there is an inner being yearning to get out...to break free... to release itself...to shout loud and proud....

...It was no more than mouse poo
1 year ago
That was random... Hehe, funny too!
1 year ago
I am batman.
1 year ago
Does anybody want a link to a bootleg/cam copy
of the new Batman movie??

The quality is pretty bad on this one,
but you can watch it...

Personaly, I'm waiting for a better copy to
come out......

...About this video...
Complete Shite

.
1 year ago
hell yeah
1 year ago
Internet Explorer or Firefox?
1 year ago
I think you are trying to say
DRIVEL
1 year ago
no comment
1 year ago
Obx, I warned you! LOL
1 year ago
I hate to be negative but.............
1 year ago
I had to look up Greg Norman ... I had no freakin' idea what you were talking about! ... I have to go with George Carlin on the whole golf thing ... you should be lucky you found the ball to start with ... why hit it again? ... LOL
1 year ago
OOPS ... I posted that in the wrong spot ... I'm going back to bed
1 year ago
can I come?
1 year ago
lol ... sure ;-P
1 year ago
Bummer that Greg Norman couldn't hang on today.
1 year ago
FIRST!
1 year ago
bile
1 year ago
Piss off bitch!
1 year ago
glumbert sucks ->
1 year ago
YOU SUCK
Infinity is a piece of shit.
1 year ago
That wasn't very nice.
1 year ago
i want you
Fuck off you morons.
1 year ago
We Morlocks long for your Eloi touch!
1 year ago
Did you see the movie version of this from the fifties, with Rod Taylor?

The Morlocks in that movie look like my mother-in-law.

Shit.

Did I just type that?
1 year ago
I want you...
1 year ago
BWB, wanna share a cup???
HG Wells rules ok!
1 year ago
YES!

He does, actually.

"Time Machine" and "First Men In The Moon" were my childhood favourites.

I thought Hollywood did a brilliant, fictionalized film about H.G. himself in "Time After Time" with Malcolm McDowell (who played H.G.), who pursued Jack The Ripper into modern-day San Francisco.

Awesome movie.

Anyone else happen to catch this flick?
1 year ago
You can add Jules Vern to that, too.
1 year ago
"Donovan's Brain"
With Nancy Reagan.
Who, according to Peter Lawford,
gave the best blow job in Hollywood.
I take it you mean Jules Verne?
For fuck's sake Canuck! If you're going to idolize people, at least do them the courtesy of spelling their names correctly.
Interesting fact - Verne's brain was examined after his death and was found to be less than an eighth the size of an average human brain. What does that mean?
Well, it could mean that people like Infinity are geniuses.
Haw haw!
1 year ago
Well, jeepers.

I left out the "e" 'cuz it was a typo.....ok???

Happy?

Fuck sakes, man.
3 months ago
1 year ago
You can get into trouble on crowded trains when you have an enormous penis. The slightest movement in a crowded carriage, and the woman you're standing next to thinks she's being raped.
Well, I've got news for you! You're not.
I can't help it if I've been endowed with a 12" penis. I'll get off at the next stop, but I refuse to apologise.
1 year ago
The longer it goes the fatter people get.
1 year ago
At 0:18, you have a fare evading passenger jumping over the turnstile completely (red shirt, blue jeans.)
3 months ago

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