Hi everyone! I'm buttocks, one of the nicest guys on Glumbert. I sometimes fall out with people, but usually they realize I'm just being a pricksucker. chaz, chucknorriss and throbstick are clever guys and even though they haven't come out of the closet yet, some of what they say makes a little bit of sense (if you're a retarded knob gobbler) but what the hell, life's for living eh? Canuck doesn't like me much, but I forgive him because he's a latent homosexual , but - woah! - nothing wrong with that were all good buddies here right The only one I'd warn you about if you're new here is Infinity/Moderator/Tyranus/Dirtbag/pinnochio/archangle (all the same guy) who is a pile of fecal matter the size of Bolivia. Just kidding infinity, I'd shure like to lick the fecal matter off his anal warts
That's weird, because even if I was infinity, I'm not bugging anyone right now. And you can't just hate me for being who I am. Thats retarded. Thats what Hitler did. Thats a great example for you guys to live up to.
Freinds? nah, I'd rather not be friends with a bunch of I'm-so-bad-ass cause I make fun of kids losers. And I'm sick of youtube. Goatse sucks, jibjab gets old, and there isn't a lick of originality in the whole load of crap. Rather, I think I'll impose one of two things here. Either I ignore you, or you leave me alone and I won't bug you. And fuckwad isn't an insult. My little brother has come up with better.
Ooh, I got one. Here's to my revenge! (until we decide which course of action is taken, I'm gonna slam away.)
Sven is going on a business trip one day, and is in the process of packing his suitcase. As he heads to the bathroom to grab his toothbrush, he yells back over his shoulder to his wife: "Hey hon, can you throw a few condoms into my bag for me?" "Why?!" yells his wife back. "What do you need those for?" "Just in case I want to try something different." As he returns to the room, his wife grabs his near-full suitcase and hits him in the groin. A few minutes later, after the pain has subsided and he has recovered most of his dignity, he yells at his wife: "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!"
"Just in case you want to try something different."
YOU'RE A SCUM LICKING ASSHOLE WITH SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!!
kingryan/infinity/dirtbag/archangel/pinnochio/ and any other slitering whine bags on here that fits your personality. Can all take my cock and suck it until it throws up.
A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris then asked the man, %u201CDo you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris.%u201D Hearing Chuck Norris%u2019 name fixed the man%u2019s sight and the first and last thing he saw was Chuck Norris%u2019 roundhouse kick.
Thats why the Japanese are always acting like scared little rabbits. They aren't afraid of a 300 ft. tall monster, Godzilla is Japanese for Chuck Norris.
God wanted 10 days to create the earth... Chuck Norris gave him 6. On the 7th day, he repeatedly roundhouse-kicked God in the face for not creating man in the image of Chuck Norris. The result was evolution.
Marilyn Monroe died because she was giving Chuck Norris a blowjob and he cummed in her mouth. (A few days after the explosion, a huge rock that was thrown up in the air landed near an old farmhouse. Hence Chuck Norris became the father of Superman.)
What a sweet lil' hunk o' heaven kingryan growed up t'be! When kingryan were deflateable, kingryan dint say nothin' . . . jes kept his face open like dis . . . waitin' fo de salami dat never 'rived! Now he fuckin' de briefcase, dumpin' de paper all over de flo', hair up in a ugly ol' bun, fountain pen danglin' out his asshole, an' talkin' dirty to a member o' de ROYAL FAM'LY!
What are you? You are the all-American cocksucker . . . jizzing all over your leather cocksucker costume after beating the snot out of yourself with a rubber MAMMY!
THIS IS SYMBOLISM, kingryan! Really DEEP, INTENSE, THOUGHT-PROVOKING BROADWAY SYMBOLISM! THIS ISN'T 'DREAM GIRLS', kingryan! This is the way it REALLY IS . . . I'm talking to you, kingryan! WE HATE YOU! WE are MODERN, kingryan! You are not 'MODERN'! Worms are not MODERN!
The second time Chuck Norris masturbated and got three girls in the next county pregnant. The first he was visiting a friend in China and he got The "Virgin" Mary pregnant.
We learned how to hide SECRET STUFF, wrapped up in the middle of those severe terminal BUNS we wear! Little TRANSMITTERS, kingryan! Little RECEIVERS! Oh . . . don't pretend to be surprised, kingryan! We even had ROOM LEFT OVER in there for all of our most favorite little embroidered delicate secretly feminine child-like helpless pathetic sentimental totally useless PERSONAL 'GIRL-THINGS' that smell like the stuff they put in the toilet paper.
Haha, it's so funny watching you. It's like looking at an ant farm, then one of them gets loose and decides to bite you for keeping it cooped up. You then proceed to step on it. And of course, tell it's dead carcass a couple Chuck Norris jokes. I love retards, they are so funny! Looking down on you, just always looking down. And not seeing a thing!
Now as for the video.....there is nothing quite like a propane explosion! The intense heat that's felt for miles away is almost scary. This type is known as a BLEVE, "boiling liquid expanding vapor explosion". The process goes like this....first you have a pressure container filled with a liquid petroleum substance (like propane) The substance is stored partly in liquid form, with a gaseous vapor above the liquid filling the remainder of the container. If the vessel is ruptured due to corrosion, failure under pressure, puncture, fire, etc., the vapor portion will rapidly leak, lowering the pressure inside the container and releasing a wave of overpressure from the point of rupture. This sudden drop in pressure inside the container causes violent boiling of the liquid, which rapidly liberates large amounts of vapor in the process. The pressure of this vapor can be extremely high, causing a second, much more significant wave of overpressure, an explosion like all get out! You wouldn't want to be anywhere near one of these babies! If the shock wave doesn't get you, the shrapnel surely will, and if that doesn't get you, it won't be fun running around with your skin melting off you like cheese on a pizza!
Finally a video I like! Miter gives it five stars, on for the shock wave captured on film, one for the fact it was night, one for the panic heard on audio (cussing in awe, cars screeching), another for the ensuing blackout, and last but not least, because I just know Canuck either heard, watched, felt, or was otherwise impacted by this wonderful sight!
One sad side note: the only casualty, a brave firefighter, died of a heart attack because of this incident, my condolences and heart felt sympathies go out to his family and friends.
What is a firefighter?
He's the guy next door.
He's a guy like you and me with warts and worries and unfulfilled dreams.
Yet he stands taller than most of us.
He's a fireman....
A fireman is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of men.
He's a man who saves lives because he has seen too much death.
He's a gentle man because he has seen the awesome power of violence out of control.
He's responsive to a child's laughter because his arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again....
He doesn't preach the brotherhood of man.
He lives it.
Yeah, I'm gonna take a break for.. a few weeks. Perhaps some people will grow up, ryan will stop posting CN jokes, and (a bit wishfully) maybe fartknocker will leave. That being said, it won't.
Hello.
I'm a British homosexual who has just discovered Glumbert on the recommendation of a dear friend. Quite a good selection of videos, although I confess I have seen most of them elsewhere. My pal suggested this might be a good place to move beyond the normal "video comments" and engage in some witty banter with our transatlantic cousins.
I have to say most of what I have read so far is a bit discouraging, as the majority of what has been written appears to be of an insulting nature.
Never mind. By the way, are any of you gay? And if so, would you be prepared to communicate on a personal level?
Lemme get this straight: The U.S. Department of Defence pays an average of $160.00 - $190.00 a day to its uniformed personnel.......but pays about $1,220.00 a DAY......to private mercenaries (i.e. Blackwater)? I guess Georgie-Boy is taking a page out of ancient Rome, i.e., having a 'Praetorian Guard', acting like an 'Emperor', and generally just shitting all over the Senate and Congress. Plus, weren't these mercenaries prowling the streets at home, in New Orleans, after Katrina hit? Yes....I think they were.
But, sadly.....we all know what happened to Rome.....don't we? (Not to mention ALL empires throughout history).
That is NOT a swipe at our Yank neighbours, by way of me saying that; rather, I was actually kind of hoping the United States would prosper under EFFECTIVE, JUST, COMPETENT and SOUND leadership. If those four qualities were in place, I could easily accept that kind of an 'empire' (hell, I'd even support it).
mr russel. I don't believe you are sincere.
However, Canuck1963 sounds like an interesting chap. You are not by any chance an aficionado of the chocolate starfish, are you? I've always found Canadians to be sensitive anal lovers.
Not a homophobe, just don't agree with it. It's wrong. I really dislike the "Look at me! I am gay and want the whole world to know" presentation. Keep it in the closet, away from the normal people. BTW the rule #1,#3 and #7 thing is from a Python skit, Bruces. No worries, you're not gay anyhow. Carry on.
Hey badlywipedbuttocks, I never said I was funny. I just said I want to watch the videos and comment on them. Thats it. Oh yeah, buttocks, I take it you hate inf too? Check my profile out!
web - the world would be a better place if you and peole like you kept your so-called "views" in the closet. I am a rampant fucker, but what you consider normal is neither here nor there. Grow up, live and let live and stop being such a fully paid up member of the cretins' union.
Hey buttocks, thanks a lot. Have you thought that maybe kids just aren't SO superior to your adult brains? Stupid self-righteous horse fucker. You know, perhaps if I was an adult I could post shit that was all sophisticated and crap like you. But I'm not. Give me a break you loser.
Oh, and that was mostly in an extreme sense of irony. You havn't said a damn smart thing yet since I've been here.
Cretin's Union? Yeah, thats real original. All the "your-mom" jokes I've ever heard relating to intelect could be used to describe you and STILL fall far short.
Hey guys, this is what assbrains had to say about me on my profile:
"You are a weapons grade moron. Your brain cells, if laid end to end, would reach from nowhere to nowhere. YTou are possibly the saddest person ever to post on Glumbert and, for your own sake as well as everyone else's here, you should be taken out and shot at dawn. "
I just love how he spells something wrong and calls me a moron in the same paragraph. Hey precious, smile for the camera!
kingprawn - you wouldn't know irony if it bit you in the ass. Thanks for posting my comments by the way. You are new meat for me and my like-minded Glumberters - a true, unadulterated moron who can be wound up easily. Stay, please!
By the way pig features, I was addressing the cretins' union remarks to web, but if you want them too, you can have them. HAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're like one of those kids that sits alone in the cafeteria during lunch break. No friends, no allies, Nobody that loves you. Cause you're a dick. So it would serve you right, naturally. The one the teachers single out, the one that is hated by her parents, the all-around loser. And of course, come gym class, someone like me or my friends would peg you in the face with a dodge ball. Ah, the school world. The only place where Darwin's theory works.
Just wondering buttocks, does it feel like a knife in your gut, a kid that is more mature than you? Or is it water off a duck's back? If it ain't bugging you, a clash of titans like this is gonna drive everyone off glumbert. You can call quits now if you like. Either way, I don't care. I love fighting.
Either way, either way, it's always either way. There's always a choice.
Be right back, I'm going afk for some popcorn. Seeing as this takes SO freaking long, I think I'll enjoy the time in between. Think I'll watch Shooter.
Ryan, you refer to kids, that's a mistake. Spend the next few days with Mom, buy your school stuff and get ready to give up your lunch money to that big bad wolf (bully).
Fucking dodge ball? WTF, you trying to scare people with a rubber ball, lame.
My last gym class was running in rice paddies and is wasn't from rubber ball, you're a dink.
Wow, the insults throw at this place are REALLY first class. One more thing to add to that list: As if sexism and being a bunch of racists wasn't enough, you're all a bunch of ladyboys. Hey, I know where that wuss buttocks went. Old ladies have problems with incontinence. She went to change her diaper. If that's done, then she's probably on her way back to the computer. I'll wait a couple hours, if she isn't back by then, we can assume she some slipped and broke her neck. And of course with that assumption we can throw a party.
I fucked nasty little ryan king A horny little ryan king With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma Lonely, and hollow inside Well, he swallowed my pride I fucked a darling little ryan king Who don't know shit about fucking and is arrogant looking A vicious little ryan king To specifically happen with a pussy that's snapin' All up inside I just fucked kingryan
Oh look, it's Shakespeare. Before I met you, I never believed it was possible for two women to have a child. Well, where there's a will, there's a way.
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