Stupid IMO. Bet they call this art. Maybe if i shit in a ziplock bag that will be considered art now. Take away the techno music and its just plain boring. Goes to show how stupid Americans are now.
So first things first... Who needs to by a 50oz jar of Mayo?
Secondly, WHO THE FUCK HAS TO SPEND 10 MINUTES PARKING THEIR FAT ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ISLE TO THINK WHETHER OR NOT THEY NEED TO BUY A 50oz JAR OF MAYO?
I'm not sure if this is a phenomenom that occurs in other Costco stores... its fucking insane. Everytime I enter the store I wish I could just ram into people with my cart so violently they explode on impact. I can respect my elders, but not when there's fifty mother fuckers practically dying in the juice isle cause they didn't make it to the prune items in time.
Then theres the overweight people. Usually Costco is for normal sized people to buy in BULK... not for land whales to buy lunch. Honestly, if you're buying 75 dozen eggs, 80 dozen doughnuts, and 16lbs of melted butter, I would understand. But its when you sit in the dining area after your purchase, and eat that garbage in one sitting... thats what kills me.
Actually it doesn't kill me... it kills you. It just makes me wonder. When in your life did you wake up and decide, "This morning, I'm going to dip a Big Mac in sugar, deep fry it, and enjoy my burger with a side of CARDIAC FAILURE!!!
Also, everytime I enter this Costco I already know what I'm about to subject myself to... Slow old people, and slow fat people. It smells like someone put grandma in a rotisserie. So, I start having a little panic attack. I don't know if today'll be the day that I steal some cutlery off the shelf, fasten it to my cart and go stampeding through this hell hole of blubber and moth balls.
I don't know how many other people in this area feel like this, but if you do... next time you see a white dude who's in normal shape with glasses, contemplating murder, just make eye contact.. then I'll know I'm not alone.
That was very cool, anyone who can a NYer to slow down much less stop get a kidos.
The guy with the radio,,, and someone saying it must be a protest. This was ART.
living Art.............Cool. I have a friend who did a show with Branding. It was done with Pig Skin (No pigs were killed to do this). The images were brilliant and there were models who stood still for no particular reason....very effective. Don't judge if you weren't there. Although you can judge me on the spelling of 'Brilliant' if you like....I think I got that wrong.
Comments (28)
To post a comment, you need to login or signup.