All Hail Technoviking!

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2 years ago
Watch Technovikingman Point!
Watch Technovikingman motion for the water boy!
Watch Technovikingman receive a techno-valentine and rip it to shreds!
2 years ago
Lame.............
2 years ago
All Follow Technoviking. For he is king of the raverlings.
2 years ago
what no phone book, this guy needs a kick in the balls.
1 year ago
I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!
2 years ago
Watch Technovikingman be led away by his nappy, goat beard.

(since when were Wikings part of the German "alternative lifestyle" cult?)
2 years ago
Techno is ecstasy, or is that techno on ecstasy!
2 years ago
Alas! So this is what my gay twin brother is doing (not that there's anything wrong with that). Dad will not be happy.

Heil Skvirrel!!
2 years ago
I could kick that techno-fag's ass any day. bring it on.
2 years ago
I could molest your children any day. Bring them on, Please.
1 year ago
mum sent you to your room again precious ?
2 years ago
what the fuck is this shit? GET IT OFF THANKS
2 years ago
what the fuck is this shit?...

wow glumbert, you've really turned into break.com lite. fuck this shit.
2 years ago
For some reason, I just had to watch the whole horrible thing. My name is lwboy, and I am a videoaddict.
2 years ago
This reminds me of the movie Day of the Dead, where the zombies are wandering outside the shopping mall.
2 years ago
Ah, my home town, Berlin, Germany!

Looked somehow familiar from the start, the TV tower was proof.

People sure know how to have a party here, though as you can witness, some leave a lot to desire when it comes to music and hair cuts :)
2 years ago
At Sprockets...we dance.
Would you like to touch my monkey?
2 years ago
funny and then funnier,,LOLOLOL!!!
2 years ago
Does he bite? Can I pet him?
2 years ago
More proof that white people can't dance.

Is this some sort of techno parade? I can only see something this obscure go down in Europe.
2 years ago
Actually, some people might fear that this shows white people can't think. And in fact, some can't.........but even stupid can have abs, clear evidence that a good bod' can happen irrespective of whatever brick sits on its shoulders.
2 years ago
Yankees!:}
2 years ago
Very true chaz.
2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Need I rub the salt in the f’ing wound Canuck?

REPEAT AFTER ME, “GOD I LOVE THE RED WINGS!!!!!!!”

I wish I could see you yelling at the TV with such mixed emotions that you are yelling and crying at the same time. The worst part is knowing that you lost a bet to Douche!!!!!!

They got bitch slapped into a shut-out tonight!!!!! The ass kicking just ended!!!!!!

The 2 day total score: Red Wings 8 – Maple Leafs 6.

Who’s your daddy now?

God I can’t wait to see your repeated posts through the month of October of your new found love for the Red Wings!!!!!!!

When I said I would be more of an adult than rub the salt in the wound, I will have to regretfully detract my statement!!!!!!!!

**Cabbage Patching It*

It’s my birthday, its my birthday!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
We made you squeal like a pig there Canadian boy. Them some mighty nice gaps in them thar hockey grille's you boys sport.

Again, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where ya at? Ain't no hidin' from me now. A shut-out no less!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (cough, cough) (wipes tears from his eyes) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I know I am a sorry individual for getting so much joy outta' this!!!!!!!!! But, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!




























































HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it - you thought you had me on the ropes by leading by 2 goals after the first game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laughing so hard hear I may shit myself!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA (PFFFFFFFTTT)

Oh oh, be right back.


















































































HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Got my space suit diaper on*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA (PFFFFFFFFTTTT) Oh well, got some more room in there. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
I'm sure I looked exactly like the guy in the background watching the Wings DESTROY the Maple Leafs!!!!!


AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

http://www.glumbert.com/media/oddbarbiegirl
2 years ago
(walks into the room, head held hight....takes a swig of Canuck beer...the ONLY beer worth drinking....and gets it over with, because above all-else, I AM.....a gentleman who honors his debts):

The Red Wings are a talented, truly great team. They rock. They rule. I will never question their talents again. And I shall repeat this before I post anything on Glumbert, for the next 30 days. So let it be written. So let it be done.

And, of course, I will at least take comfort in the fact that most (if not all) of the players on the Detroit Red Wings team....

are young, talented Canadian boys.

If you'll excuse me now, I must go an strangle my neighbours cat.
2 years ago
The president of Molson, Budweiser, and Guiness had a meeting. After the meeting, they visited the local pub. Bartender says, "What'll you have?"

Molson president says, "Canadian! Because I am!"
Bud president says, "Bud! The king of beers!"
Guiness president says, "Cola!"
Bartender says, "Cola! Are you kidding?"
Guiness president says, "If these fine gentlemen aren't drinking beer, then neither will I!"
2 years ago
Forgive me for my favorite joke...
What do American Beer and sex in a caoe have in common?
2 years ago
What?
2 years ago
Never mind. I found it.

"fucking close to water"

lmfao!!
2 years ago
I don't get it.
I was going to say: Tetanus or a sputtering, colon-blast.
2 years ago
Old but very true line from Monty Python :)

The only decent beer in the world is brewed in old Europe and even here only in a couple blessed areas. There are a few other brewers in the world who have mastered the art of making beer, but their output usually is very small compared to the amount of sewage sold under names like Budwiser (which is a grave insult to the original from Budvar in the Tchech Republic), Miller, Anheuser Bush, etc.

So if any of you fellow Glumberters from the beer deprived Americas happen to come visiting my home town Berlin let me know, i will introduce you to some real beer.

:))
2 years ago
I thought Pfungstadter and Darmstadter beer were the best of the ones I tasted when I was stationed in Darmstadt, FRG.
2 years ago
tut tut, perhaps if you like to drink warm ALE, thats fine. World Famous Fosters lager, carlton draught, TEDs (Tooheys extra dry) or Victorian bitter, literally shit on your warm lolly water.
2 years ago
Cooper's Ale...by far the best beer I have ever had...or, remember having.
2 years ago
there is only one place to drink beer and that is Germany and Belgium

do i say one place?

Belguim- Duvel , what a beer 9% and you love ever single ounce of the liquid delight!

and Germany, they have amazing beer cafes where Beer is served by eccentric waiters , the beer is smooth and fresh and served in small glasses, it is an absolute delight

there seems to be alot of people claiming to be Germa, anyone really german please confirm!!

hail s !
2 years ago
Und bitte wie beweist man online, dass man deutsch ist? Korrekte Rechtschreibung?

The Tchech Republic, especially Bohemia, has excellent beer too, they make some dark beer you could kill for. Germany has very many quite different local beers and much of the stuff has not been tainted by industrial large scale production. Of course you can get bad beer here too, but even the bad stuff is way better than average in the USA (or Australia).
2 years ago
Woot! I just barely realized skid asked for people to confirm they're German. I am! Whoo hoo!! Well, I'm half. My mom came here from Frankfurt when she was about 8 years old. I'd love to go there someday. Maybe I can meet Technoviking!
2 years ago
Fucking Awesome!!!!!

(PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT) If I am not careful I may overflow my diaper I am laughing so hard!
2 years ago
auch du leibe, mein gott in himmel! For all VALHALLA, ist dat Hägar der Horrible??!! odin vill not be very pleased ven i tell him about zis! Furzermore das einheriar should only be danzing zu ein BANG of ze nordic drums razzer dan dis DOOF DOOF racket!! i musht admit he did slay ze dancefloor in front of ze ozzers und vot ein strut he has. LOL
2 years ago
.....well, that was supposed to be posted up where Canuck humbles himself...anyway, never NEVER let exhuberant support replace calm !assesment............OR I"LL KILL YOU
2 years ago
....go for it....pls advise the results...(st
2 years ago
The aesthetics of the street rave were by the looks of things very accepted in the middle of the day. People celebrating life and enjoying the music, perhaps enhanced by a few chemical intakes prior to the gaytime event. I was even enjoying myself until this great brute of a man of that whom closely resembled that of nordic decent entered and took the show by storm. Flexing those biceps, triceps, abdominals, moving somewhat along the attributes of rhythm. He had the flow, articulation, regularity, proportion, repetition, alluring form and oh expressive gesture when he pointed.... FNARGHH NUURGHHHH FAPFAPFAP WOOOMSHHH SPLAT!... well that was my 'la petite mort', back to procrastinating until the next video. (or maybe not) LOL
2 years ago
Zees craayzee Germans...Zey know how to party.
2 years ago
Was that "Eine Kleine Kraftwerk?"
Berzerker
Berzerker
Berzerker
2 years ago
Metropolis lives.
2 years ago
Hell with the Viking. He has obviously not bowed to the Squirrel.
2 years ago
canuck...you haved proved the belief that one who wrestles with detritus of his opponent, win or lose, will finish smelling like his enemy.

Just a small notion from a languishing Bruins fan...............l
2 years ago
Uhh.....thanks.

I think.

(Detroit Red Wings are great)
2 years ago
Wings are great....Bruins.....well.......we'll see.....not a great history over recent years.

Sorry canuck.....wake up tomorrow as a Red Sox fan, and your life will have meaning again.
2 years ago
Bobby Orr is the greatest!!!
2 years ago
The Blue Jays......knocked out of the season.

The Maple Leafs....iffy, at best, and the season's just begun.

(Detroit Red Wings are great....GODDAMN IT!! The next 30 days are gonna fuckin' kill me!!!!!)

JAYZUSSS!!
2 years ago
Had the shoe been on the other foot C, you'd be laughing your friggin ass off. You would surely taunt me so that you could see me praise the Maple Leafs on each post.

I'm sure that it hurts even more since hockey is bigger than life in Canada, whereas it isn't quite as popular here.

*Pokes C with a stick* Is that all you got?
2 years ago
I don't blame you for thinking that I'd put you on the grill if the shoe was on the other foot; I guess my "internet personae" would leave you to believe that. And that's cool.

But if things had turned out differently....you might have been surprised.

(Detroit Red Wings are great)
2 years ago
I want to be TechnoViking's slave!
2 years ago
Adolf...Adolf....is that you?
2 years ago
where is adolf ?
2 years ago
I BET HE HAS A FUCKING TREMENDOUS COCK!!!!!!!!!! WOW! SO HUGE BIG PHONEY BALONEY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
And then the Technoviking lead the ravers to the Promised Land.. this fulfilling the prophecy.
2 years ago
Even this dude had to come to terms with the awkward moment of when you have to stop dancing, what do you do just stop or slowly come to a halt it's always a tricky choice.

I think you'll find Vikings are from Denmark
2 years ago
"WE ARE GEELONG, THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL, WE ARE GEELONG, WERE ALWAYS ON THE BALL, WEEE PLAY THE GAME AS IT SHOULD BE PLAYED - AT HOME OR FAR AWAAAY, OUR BANNERS FLYING HIGH, FROM DAWN TO DARRRK!, DOWN AT KARDINIA PARRRK!"

Good on ya CATS for that tremendous ass kicking against port adelaide power ( 163 to 44 ) for the 2007 afl grand final. who could have asked for a better finish to such a glorious season. records broken and after 44 years, we deserved the cup. way to dominate a season and wake up good old Sleepy Hollow!
2 years ago
Rabz! AFL! A sport that can truly receive veneration!

None of that pad wearing, rounders playing, netball throwing, figure skating crap that mascarades as US / Canadian sport.

Rabz, sorry but yer beer IS still pretty shit tho!

I compare it with Staropramen and other good ol' europe beers. Not any old piss from 'abroad'

:-)

World Cup ain't gonna be your thing is it from a rugby stand point? Pity, coz the Auz may do it if you can do the Kiwis...

GO AUZ RULES!!

(EVEN IF RUGBY'S BETTER!)

:-p
2 years ago
english football chant

Drink, drink, wherever we may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we will drink wherever we may be,
For we are the drunk and disorderly.
I was drunk last night,
I was drunk the night before,
And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before,
Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be,
For we are the drunk and disorderly.
2 years ago
Mister Skid:

We sing!

Hoist your flagons high
Toast death to Nazi spies
And stifle every belch
of The English, The Scottish, The Welsh

Stutz, Poetaster

P.S. I appeciated your well-taken criticism.
Please turn to "Man turns himself in to TV Reporter"
for elucidation and a pinch of Jive.
2 years ago
Starkle Starkle Little twink
2 years ago
Mr Stutz we meet again

you really have lost me, i returned to 'man turns himself in to TV reporter', i must say i had forgotten about that posting and i most apolgize for being rather abrupt with you sir.

From Jive to a football song that i can only imagine is from main land europa, you are mutli talented , meant sincerely , i can't work you out.

I do have a feeling that it's me an one other on here anyway, someone with a few personalities and i haven't woken up from a mushroom i ate in 1991,

Are you part of the squirrel brigade

hail unt squirrel
2 years ago
Berlin rulez!
2 years ago
The Great Squirrel has deserted me.

(Detroit Red Wings are great)
2 years ago
Here's a recipe for squirrel Pâté if you need it:

First, poison the family of Skwerls livin in yer attic. (There should be no need to skin or gut them if you use the right poison)! Next, run their carcasses through one of those food processor dealies. (You know, that thing yer wife just HAD to have! Make sure to shake the dust off before using.) Throw in some wild onions, garlic and mandrake root. If'n you don't have mandrake root then use a tater I guess. Pour in a fifth of Jack Daniels or Old Crow or Kerosene (whatever yer favorite beverage might be). Blend it all together until creamy Strain out the chunks of bone and brains and strain through burlap. Mash it into a meatloaf pan and chill. Serve with saltines at the Lodge meetin.
2 years ago
UDB - one should always skin 'em or at least run 'em thru a sieve to remove the fur. That was the burlap comin' in I guess?

Skinnin' easiest done nailing 'em to a wall with two quick pins above the neck skin front and rear of the head followed by a nik to the shoulders and a quick rip down...Save the tail to tie flies with. Good for spring slamon...

I may be off somewhat with the skinning of small rodents, gralloching of larger prey being more my thing. Other than that, top recipe.

Other chefs may disagree...Personally I prefer Laphroig to JD but then the peatiness is a personal ideal and one may prefer to keep a quality bevvie like LP away from cooking and more for quaffing...

Hail Squirrel!

(This is obviously blasphemy but then my diety is not only my belief but also my fortitude)

PS I have never had to dress up to enjoy this dish... A Lodge meeting suggests one has to in your neck of the woods? Please enlighten us...
2 years ago
Good grief, C.....what did I miss? Did you have a bet with the devil?

Let me, in my role as the exoneration god, relieve you of that perceived onerous millstone.

Henceforth, the "C man" owes no servitude of any sort or variety to anyone (except, of course, to the exoneration god....which only makes sense, I'm sure you'll agree).

Soooo......CANUCK HAS BEEN FREED. (keep the applause down while he bows to the Red Sox "best-record-in-the-American-league title).

Do not mock this posting....I have your names and Paplebon will be informed of your transgressions. Keep your kids inside the house...you can not save your animals, so despair thereof...Dice K and Okajima can not be resisted. On the other hand, the "other white meat", once the fur has been removed, passes quite nicely as human fare.
2 years ago
Thank you, Chaz.

(Detroit Red Wings are great)

I appreciate the offer/sentiment, but a deal's a deal. One must sow, what one reaps.

I shall close by offering another movie quote:

"BUST A DEAL...........FACE THE WHEEL!!!"

(-------from "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome", starring Mel Gibson and Tina Turner; by far, the weakest of the "Max" movie trilogy)
2 years ago
**Eyeballs Chaz**

The rules of my game doesn't allow me to send my messenger (you know the one with the hood and carries a sycthe) any earlier than he is supposed to.

However you will suffer in eternal damnation with a priapism, chained down so Roseanne Barr can molest you for eternity. To make it worse she will be speaking to you the whole time.
2 years ago
Y'know, sometimes you post something without thinking really well....my reference to two of the best pitchers in professional baseball was condescending, and gratuitously insulting.......mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

My deepest apologies to anyone offended....for someone I this is fairly intelligent, I nonetheless am capable of stupidity.
2 years ago
"...for someone I think is fairly intelligent, I am nonetheless capable of stupidity"....is what I was going for.

Geez....I think I'll just hang up the posting deal for a while. I have crossed a line, and am ashamed of it.
2 years ago
What the FUCK was that!!
technoviking 0wns!!
2 years ago
I can take him, but not really how he probably WANTS me take him...
2 years ago
Ha ha ha! This is hilarious! I love the guy out of nowhere with the water bottle. And the water bottle was like some sort of cue to start dancing. hehe! Nice bod, Technoviking. Need to hit the tanning bed, though and those pecs could use some work.

lol!!
2 years ago
Skid my man:
I can dig where yuz comin from. I still get flasbacks from that
Mickey Mouse blotter I dropped at Khe Sahn. So I can't get me
no job!
And whatsup wid dis squirrel thang?
Lay it on me. I ain't scared.
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
USMC? Class of the siege?
2 years ago
I want some of what he smoked before he did that!!!
2 years ago
Believe me, you don't really want that!
2 years ago
I have been watching this every morning to start my day. Next best thing to whatever he dropped.

I think I love technoviking.
2 years ago
Anybody else notice this piece of work wearing one red sock one green sock? Right now he's ranking up there with that guy that's tattooed to look like a leapord. FREAK
2 years ago
It helps him figure out if he's turning to Port or Starboard.
2 years ago
You really think he was going for the 'Hulk Hogan' on acid look?
2 years ago
If that's the best Berlin has to offer, then we know why they lost the big one!.........LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Port or Starboard.... Makes sence. Must be a UBoat hopefull. Could allways put some glowsticks in his hands and he could signal the rest of the fleet.
I was thinkin about it some more, and somebody made the suggestion that he would be good to hire as like a doorman/bouncer type guy for rave/parties. That would so 0wn having technoviking @ your front door, watching over the pad...
2 years ago
What did you get the strap for?
2 years ago
Yankees!:)
2 years ago
Bingo Long's Traveling All-Stars!:)
2 years ago
This is definetely one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen. The whole situation just seems really weird. What's going on here, anyway - does anyone know?
2 years ago
It's the FuckParade in Germany... looks like a smashing good time.

All Hail TechnoViking!!!
2 years ago
Last time I had something strapped to my left thigh, it weren't a cell phone
2 years ago
, but, a K-Bar. Semper Fi!
2 years ago
Why's it take 2 tries sometimes to post something valid on glumbert for me, but, boneheads can run 3 pages of inane bullshit!
2 years ago
Oldschool - That'll be coz validity ain't necessarily what Glumbert is for.

Inanity rules! (Add an 's' in the right place to this last statement and it's even more valid)

PS The K-bar is a nice blade - the khukri is better

Utrinque Paratus!
2 years ago
Gotta watch this at least once a day.... It does a body good.
2 years ago
still waiting for our tickets! :(
2 years ago
Well what the hell???
2 years ago
This is hilarious when your High.......... I love this guy
2 years ago
SPARTAAAAAAAAA, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!
1 year ago
Such a classic!
1 year ago
Hey, are you living here now? You better be able to pay the rent the landlord is pretty tough I hear!

One missed payment and He'll POINT and tell you to GOOOOoooo!! LOLOLOL!!
6 months ago
I have been saying it for ages, and today Joe Rogan said it. just wait till UFC's Keith "the Dean of Mean" Jardine comes out to the Techno Viking track!

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