Japanese Table Cloth Yanking Competition

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2 years ago
2 years ago
Which contestant is most likely to be gay? Hrm...
2 years ago
might be the guy in the bow tie...
2 years ago
just maybe... where did that fuckin dance come from hah
2 years ago
Man, the Japanese must be really bored, think there TV even more goofy than ours
2 years ago
omfg, that finish dance was AWESOME!

takdandaratankaesha!

YEAH SON!
2 years ago
anyone know what he's singing about? that kook.
2 years ago
"Godzilla is in my Speedos"
2 years ago
He is saying that a little smidgen of wine spilled from the glass, but it's no big deal... :)
2 years ago
Speedos=Awesome
2 years ago
I think the Japanese may actually be more STARVED for entertainment then ANYBODY else.
2 years ago
I am glad it was ONLY cloth that was being yanked...otherwise there would have been a different winner.


Arrigato
2 years ago
LOL! How true.
2 years ago
Watashi wa bored silly desu. Arrigato gozimasu.
2 years ago
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
2 years ago
Yup.

Big time.
2 years ago
and on and on... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
2 years ago
TP!!! Where've you been?!
2 years ago
psssst....ya you.....(opens her coat)...I got a secret for ya....(I know you don't give a shit....and I know ya taste like chicken.....but I (belch) nominate you for your balls, too be yourself...shit on me if you like, but you've stood up for yourself many a time (in your way) .....anyhow I'm doing this (((())))))wayyyyyy too much so whether you like it or not I send a big happy dog lick below your balls from me....enjoy!!!!
2 years ago
Riza, you must be drunk, but I'll gladly take it! Aaah, that's better.
2 years ago
ayuh, I was. But it was fun typing that stuff anyhow....you do add a little something to the site though....didn't want you feeling unappreciated.....pretty tame response to my comment though....I expected better (or worse) from you....Happy Thanksgiving!
2 years ago
My tame response was because:

1) I can be quite the gentleman you know or 2) Just breaking you in for the 'better' to come later.

Which one do you think? I must admit, I've never feasted on canadian.
2 years ago
so....to return the favor of the big dog lick to my balls (about to explode), I'll give your ahole a good tongue lashing before I stick my namesake in and YOU shit on me...
2 years ago
Is there somewhere i could speak in private....
2 years ago
Absolutely ... (grasps a handful of hair and whispers) ... let's go...
2 years ago
Oh, I bet you could write some really intense S
2 years ago
Doh, I forgot and used one of those symbols that cuts you off. All I said was I bet you could write a pretty good SandM story, however, who knows who checks this site out....so I'll use my imagination for the rest. If you do get published though, give me a head's up. ha, ha.
2 years ago
SandM, huh? Maybe I'll try my penmanship! Yep, you're right about who's watching/reading...(quickly pulls out and discretely fills the arch in the small of her back)...see you around the future glumbert vids...
2 years ago
awww, screw it.....I wanna here the story. E-mail me at rizamoon@yahoo.com. If I get a bunch of yahoo's...ha, ha...I'll dump my e-mail site. I think it's worth it.
2 years ago
Now there's the dirty little whore in you talking. I'll play. This story will, of course, have a twist - it'll be interactive. I'll start it, pass the torch to you, you'll continue, pass the torch, etc until we'll both exhausted ...

Just so that you know it's from me and not some wacko who happened to read this (I'm not one believe it or not), I'll post the first four words of the email right here once I've sent it.

Ah, the intrigue...stay tuned...
2 years ago
you let me violate you...you let me desecrate you...you let me penetrate you......you let me complicate you





















help me



i broke apart my insides





i've got no soul to tell




the only thing thing that works for me






help me get away from myself





I want to fuck you like an animal





I want to feel you from the inside



my whole existence is (flung?)damn i can't figure out the word...now I can go to bed......I'm just lmao now.




you get me closer to squirrel!
2 years ago
Now don't get started without me whore!

Soccer reunion with some old buddies killed my weekend (but gave me some inspiration and ideas for the first chapter). And the realities of work are kicking my ass this week.

You'll pay dearly, don't you worry bitch (GAAARGH ... as my stiff cock accelerates down your receptive, but unprepared throat).
2 years ago
All jokin' aside....have I applied too much pressure....cuz there isn't any. I just think you're talented. I had a recommendation to a site from a girlfriend (yes just a girlfriend) of erotic novelles....but it didn't interest me......you piqued my interest probably because you're alive and malleable.......you surprise me.....however you should know I'm happily with someone as I am sure you are....so....if there is an intrusion on anyone else in your life you should gallantly desist without loss of lust on my part.....capiche?
2 years ago
Now don't get all serious and worried on me Riza!! This thing is just for laughs (and a little fantasia). Nothing more.

Yes, without giving too many personal details on a website, I'm happily with someone. No intrusion though, again, this is just for kicks! Perhaps I'll build in a three-way with the two of you, and in your response, you can bring your man in for some swapping. Perhaps your girlfriend from above also...sounds like she's curious too?!

By the way, absolutely no pressure felt. I'll get to it when I have a chance. The idea of an interactive story wth someone real on the other end is intriguing though. As you say, those erotica sites are lame No, the only pressure felt will be that of my stiff cock pressing deep inside your wanting cunt (had to go there). I bet you're wet in anticipation each and every time you check your e-mail...don't deny it...it'll just build up more.
2 years ago
I've given a few of my friends a taste of my fantasies (in word only, by the way).....I kinda freak them out....so, no more pushing.....but know this, if you bring a kickasssssssssss girl like your wife/girlfriend into it...........I would expand the fun exponentionally (did I spell it right?).................although, I ask the girl (ya, I mean the one reading over your shoulder right now, how mean can you be?.....How raw can you be? (hey, stop reading throb....this isn't for you).....girl to girl.....how deep within the darkest part of your soul can you delve? I bet I can go deeper........
2 years ago
boo!
2 years ago
thats so fuckin wierd
2 years ago
A remarkable race are the Persians
They have so many diversions
They make love the whole day
in the usual way
and save the nights for perversions

Sorry, does not rhyme on "Japanese" but this came to my mind after all these recent videos...
2 years ago
Here we have "Gay Robin". Where is "Gay Batman"?
2 years ago
No no no, I got it. That is the Japanese Party Boy.
2 years ago
Here is gay batman if you're interested...

http://www.glumbert.com/media/batman

Enjoy
2 years ago
This Batman isn't getting any action. He's got a big old foopah where his package should be.

Hell he probable can't even see his unit and over the years has learned to aim when he pisses, or realizes he has to squat to piss.

That man has some serious problems. The spandex were ohh so sexy.
2 years ago
Do you feel it? Do you feel it?
2 years ago
O.o anyone else wonder why he wore a speedo... That show did not seem that casual lmao
2 years ago
id like a japanese chick 2 yank on my cloth
2 years ago
Sukiaiyaki hot sake su u do it to me i do it to u !!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Oh, well................against my better judgement, I'll make all of you throw up now...............Whatll we get for ten dollars?
Every ting you want
Everything?
Everyting
Ooh! dont do that, baby! ahh!
Hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaahh!
Ooohh!


Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):

Ahh! me so horny!
Me love you long time!


Verse 1: [brother marquis]
Sittin at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, yo, this marquis, baby! are you down with it?
I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo
Rnot having no idea of what the night had in store
Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny

Chorus

Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say whats wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?
cause youre the one, and you shouldnt be mad
I wont tell your mama if you dont tell your dad
I know hell be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Wont your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, cause me so horny

Chorus

Verse 3: [brother marquis]
You can say Im desperate, even call me perverted
But you say Im a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
Ill play with your heart just like its a game
Ill be blowing your mind while youre blowing my brains
Im just like that man they call georgie puddin pie
I fuck all the girls and I make em cry
Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny.

Chorus
Breakdown(4x):

Ahh! hold on this! oh, sock it to me!


Chorus

Verse 4: [fresh kid ice]
Its true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that were goin out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, cause me so horny

Chorus
Breakdown (repeated till end of track):

Fuckie suckie. me fuckie suckie.
1 year ago
hmmmmm, I just realized I kinda have my own personal thread, can't resist popping back into this one. And, nobody else does. Alrighty then, let's play. Awwww crap, I got nothing, Dear Diary nothing happened today. Dear god, it's me Margaret......nope still nothing.
1 year ago
Twas' the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring............not even Camuck.
1 year ago
I must be really bored to haunt this thread again. Ayuh, I am.
1 year ago
Knock, Knock
Who's there
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you.
1 year ago
Miss you Grandpa!
1 year ago
I'm soooo alone.
1 year ago
no I'm not. Gosh I can be so morose sometimes......actually I guess I should say moronic. :-)
1 year ago
I am under strict orders to no longer post beyond two lines.......so how are ya, I'm fine....watcha doin'.......me neither....oh I'm sorry am I botherin' you.
1 year ago
Boo!
1 year ago
His flight to Western Canada had been a disaster. Delayed in Atlanta, missed connection in Chicago, and re-routed through San Francisco. He had missed his meeting, his only reason for being there. Pondering his next step and about to explode, he threw his presentation to the rain soaked ground and stormed off looking for a local coffee shop to relieve his pounding headache. "Something good had better happen today real soon....", he muttered to himself. His mood was no better after the ten long, wet minutes it took to spot what looked like a coffee shop. Luggage in tow behind, he crossed the street, his suit getting heavier with every stride. As he entered the coffee shop, he noticed a very attractive, provocatively dressed woman sat opposite the door. Looking closely, but being careful not to stare he thought back to what he had said to himself just moments before, "Something good had better happen today real soon...." and he smiled as he walked past her to the back to clean up and change.

Nik had dropped her daughter off and arrived at the local coffee shop early, eagerly anticipating her first tarot card reading since being drawn back to the intrigue and mystery. Slowly, however, the excitement dissolved as it became apparent that her client was a "no show". "Bitch didn't have the decency to cancel", she thought to hereself as she got in line for a consolation cup of her favorite. After what seemed like forever, she took her cup and sat down facing the door - just in case "the bitch" showed herself. Reflecting on her decision to take up the cards again, she was abruptly beought back when the door flung open and in walked a wet, but extremely ruggedly good looking man. "Must be here for business", she thought as she evaluated his attire. A feeling came over her like she hadn't felt in a long time as she caught him looking at her. It intensified as he walked past headed to back. "Did he just smile at me", she muttered hoping that no one heard her.

YOUR TURN TO WRITE THE NEXT PARAGRAPH
1 year ago
The stage has been set, it'll soon get torrid and nasty.............
1 year ago
PART 2

Nik picked up her half empty cup and walked to the dark, deserted rear of the coffee shop to view the artwork. She'd done it hundreds of times, but somehow the few rays of light that made it back there brought the paintings to life in a different way each time. It was never the same and today was especially intriguing knowing the 'out of towner' was back there somewhere. "That's who he looks like!", she realized, "Kevin Costner, but with more chiseled features and quite a bit more muscular". She walked slowly past her favorite painting more in hope of bumping into him that taking in the art at this point. She was concerned that the stranger may have left through the back door. She needn't have worried.

He locked himself in the dingy restroom that doubled up as a storage room for coffee, cups, sugar and other supplies. Quickly undressing and throwing his wet suit in the suitcase, he put on his favorite jeans and T-shirt. "Shit, no extra underwear!", he discovered. Close to boiling point, he pulled his jeans up over his muscular legs and thick manhood. Running his hands through his hair, he flung the door open and stormed out.

Just at that moment, Nik stepped in front of the door ready to inspect the next painting. Half startled and half excited, she lost control of her cup and the remaining contents flew on to the stranger's shirt as he stepped out of the restroom in front of her. "Sorry!!!!", Nik exclaimed. The man looked slowly at what was his last clean shirt and then looked Nik in the eye. Angry beyond belief, but maintaining his composure as he vaguely recalled her face from earlier, he calmly said, "My day has gone from bad to worse, but it's about to get a whole lot better. Depending on how you handle this, yours will get better or worse right now." "What do you mean?", she asked. Staring directly into here eyes, he responded, "I'm going to fuck you, right here, right now". Nik froze, confused by either fear or excitement setting in. Before she had a chance to figure it out or respond, the man powerfully, but gently grabbed a handful of her hair and led her into the room from where he had just come...
1 year ago
He quickly covered her mouth with his hand to stifle any screams and crushed her with his body against the wall so her struggles were futile. His eyes bore through her. It was as if he was struggling with himself for a moment. Then he said one of the worst cliches "Look I don't want to hurt you but you looked like you needed this" If you want me to go away, nod yes.....if not then bite my hand.....hard!
1 year ago
this is retarded and anybody who writes 4 full length paragraphs on such a retarded tv show has absolutely no life at all.

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