To change the subject: My synpathies to everyone on the east coast suffering from the heat wave. Here in the Pacific Northwest we are having the opposite problem; a snow storm in the mts. just 35 minutes from my back porch we are getting anywhere from 4 to 10 inches of the white stuff.
Maybe mother nature should just give you some of our cool, and us some of your warmth! My tomatos will never grow at this rate! ARE YOU LISTENING, LADY!! LOL!!!
.....probably why I had a Big Black Bear in my backyard Thursday.... poor creature out of hibernation ready to party in the spring, and it turns out to be winter..... they're coming down the hills to find food... we have a big problem with bear sightings this year from what the locals are saying...
CANUCK!! You haven't heard the half of it... this critter was less than 30 feet away from me, eating birdseed at the bird feeder kinda hidden by our wood pile.... after it left we had a chance to measure its back height.... 38 inches= on all fours... we estimated he weighed between 400-500 lbs...... geez his head was huge!!!! Never have I been that close to a wild bear, and I hope to not have to experience it real soon-- although my husband is up for it! LOL!! the crazy knothead!
Now....ummmm....lemme get this straight: During the U.S. Civil War...one side ....ummmm.....lost....and ummm....errrr.......another side.....ahhhh....what's the words I'm looking for? Oh ya! It starts with an "L".......
And the folks folks in this article want to proudly display the flag of the side that.....ahhhh....errrr.....L---. Is that the way I see it? Am I getting the correct gist here?
dixie..havn't seen you before..anyway, i think i like you. haha, you and canuck..good team. btw, please ignore my imposter, that lesbian whore "infinty". (infinty, may you be fucked up the ass by a thousand camels.) lol
also, i hear there's an outbreak of salmonella...now get this: the FDA (orwhatever they call themselves, sll i know is that it starts with an "f")
anyway, they have claimed to narrow the possibilites of the outbreak to tomatoes, of all things. they also say that they have narrowed it down to 2 different places those tomatoes may have come from: according to them either florida, or... home to the widely hated border jumpers, MEXICO.
the punchline of the whole pile of tripe: i'm betting all my money on mexico. after all, everything else comes from there (i.e. crack, marijauna, meth...etc, etc..) retarded border jumpers.
anywa, i seem to have noticed a depletion in Glumbert pedestrians walking the sidewalks of the comment areas below the video clips. i return, and half of you scatter like cockroaches. now can someone please explaim?
hey, canuck, if you're around, please answer. i could use the company right about now.
canuck you seemed lonely and board .Where is your family? Get out ,the weather is awesome, borrow your kids bike go for a ride. There are lots of nice places around Bloor and Bathurst to watch the pretty women from .Enjoy brother
Where the hell have ya been? Haven't YOU been readiong my, ohhhh, last gazillion posts on why the hell I'm around in the middle of a work day???
Okay....pretend I'm conducting an orchestra here......here we go:
Working nutty shifts......this must be myyyyyyyy......DAY OFF!
And when THAT happens....the wifey is aaaaaaat......WORK!
And the neighbours are aaaaaaaat........WORK!
And the kids are aaaaaaaaaat.......SCHOOL!
And you're right......I AM BORED!
Criminey, man! PAY ATTENTION! JEEEZ!! Didn't ya even read my "Attacking Squirrel Story"???
This could could be dangerous. What if we were on a LRRP team in the jungles of Vietnam, and I had YOU on point? Do I have to keep telling you the same thing over and over again??? Gods, man. You'll get us all killed! LOL! Or if you were the rad-op, would ya call in an arty strike on OUR position, because I had to keep telling you the RIGHT co-ordinates, and ya STILL GOT'EM WRONG??? LOLOLOL!!
(Just messin' with ya)
Seriously, Bro, I grew up jes' west of of the intersection you mentioned, and I'll tell ya: the female contingent in that area fall into two categories......
1. They make the girls in Tijuana look good.
2. They are excellent sources of study about bacterial biology (rumor has it they even show up at U of T every once in a while, and even bring their own petrie dish).
Now then....on to my journey of being bored (I mean IZZAT OKAY WITH YOU, C.M.? IS IT?? CAN I BE BORED NOW?? I MEAN, IF YOU CAN SEE YOUR WAY CLEAR TO LETTING ME INDULGE IN THAT??? LOL!)
Never thought I'd type the following on these boards.....but.....I actually miss ol' Streamlined. Sure, he was way, way, WAY out there (but what right-wing religious types aren't?), but he sure provided great fodder for a fight (when he didn't get personal attacks on family or engage in silly generalized comments, that is). Hell, I even took that nutty "chumchin" band of his for what they were worth...which was....well......zip. Oh well.
If someone pulls up in a car next to me, while at a red light....and they got a stereo sound system that's making MY windows shake and shudder with the shit THEY call "music"....is it unreasonable for me to get REALLY FUCKIN' PISSED OFF??? I mean, where does MY right to NOT have to listen to that shit start.....and THEIR right listen to....whatever....begin? Aren't I being FORCED (in that scenario) to listen to that crud? Any feedback on this one? Feel free.
Had a Baptist couple come to the door this a.m. Grabbed the guy by his off-puce colored tie, repeatedly rammed his head into the door-frame, shoved him onto the lawn, ran back inside the house and got my souvenir machete out; went Rwanda on his Rapture-Waiting ass. I hear sirens in the distance, so I'll type and have a smoke while I still got time.
Saw a spider on my window; crushed him; ate him. His tiny life-force will now be added to my own.
Climb on top of my house, and stand on roof in my blood-soaked, "I'm-A-Spooner" pajamas, as EMS personnel arrive; I scream...."LOOK, MA! TOP OF THE WORLD!!"
Sudden explosion ensues.
Pieces of ripped pajamas and maple leaf flag, flutter to ground.
Yeah i agree with c man get out and enjoy the day i just got back from the dentist(YIKES) and am gettin ready for my 1st swim of the year in 1 of our beautiful Canadian Lakes think ill hit Little Lake out here in Brighton enjoy the day we have waited a long time for this weather
I used to live on lake huron in a small town called Kincardine didnt warm up till like august lol
Canuck what r ya goin on about i suggested u enjoying the day and if you have went off in a strange direction r ur comments implied to me and did i obviously miss something????????????
Any web i guess we are even on the Pens Wings Betting thing??
Doin good im travelling some new roads having my first child found out yesterday it was a girl so we are excited new business ventures ect... glad to see things are good with u
californiatint you lucky bastard you live in such beautiful parts of ontario . i use to deal with a t shirt maker in kin town and brighton nice place to stop for lunch when going east.
Canucky whats wrong today? You seem wacky like infinity,you don't want to go there.
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