Surfer Dude Gets Mad Eloquent

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First:crazy4u
1 year ago
i realy had no time to look at the video , you see i was try'n to be firrrrrrrrrst
1 year ago
boy,i realy do need a job!!!!!
1 year ago
Yeah, you do. I tired of sneaking through your back door to get at your wife...
1 year ago
ya , ya i know its spelled ( really) . but i was in such a hurry.
1 year ago
I can see the conversation before hand:
"Yo, dude, go get Cazy Mike, have him smoke this and then tell him to go get interviewed!"
"Dude, totally!"
1 year ago
dude, dude that was sooooooooo gnarly dude..........
1 year ago
Ohhhh did any one notice Jillian Barerie at the end of the video? She's one hot news chic in LA! Loves to show cleavage on TV every morning! Hmm... I haven't been to LA in a long time...
1 year ago
Once again, Fox covers what's really important.

Hey, Fake News, did you get a chance to blow Occupant Bush today?
1 year ago
can't tell by this short clip, but it looked like the area was flooded. that's news. why they interviewed that guy about it i have no idea.
1 year ago
i think they wanted to highlight the need for more funds for education in southern orange county......this fellow is still stuck at 3rd grade elocution levels
1 year ago
hey damnthattojeda, Fuck You Bitch! Fox News is good! Fuck You Cunt!
1 year ago
Fuck You damnthatojeda you Cunt!
1 year ago
OK, so surfers have their own dialect? I didnt understand a word that young man said..
1 year ago
No, we don't have our own dialect. I'm a professional and I go surfing all the time. That's a stereotype.
1 year ago
See Mr. Douchebag.

He's the "stereotyping" expert.
1 year ago
High on crack surfer dude that is
1 year ago
dude, ya git the best barrels ever dude, just like ya pull in, an ya jis get spit right out of em, ya jis drop in, an jis smack the lip, hoahpaa, drop down, sahpaa, an then after that, ya jis drop in, an jis ride the barrel an git pitted, so pitted, like that!
1 year ago
Dude I'm like totally with ya. This was the like the most radical thing you have ever said.
1 year ago
Go fish!
1 year ago
Ah, go easy on the guy, it sounds like he just figured out sex.
If you're having sex with barrels, I suppose.
1 year ago
ya well he's ahead of me then!
1 year ago
I did not authorize this news story. But I do understand that young American (I used to get pitted frequently, yeah dude!).
1 year ago
So after you get pitted, does your sphincter return to a normal diameter and tone or does it stay dilated like an olive's?
1 year ago
He's hot and apparently retarded, but that's a good thing. Most retards are hung like horses and you can talk them into just about anything.
1 year ago
The subject does appear to be under the influence of some sort of a controlled substance. Possibly a depressant, hallucinogen or simple excessive alcohol consumption. Only a thorough field evaluation along with a urinalysis test would ascertain the substance of choice. O.K., back to my donut.
1 year ago
What??
1 year ago
BEST BARREL ROLL
1 year ago
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
1 year ago
The only way I figured out that this dude was a surfer and not Canadian was the lack of "Eh's."
1 year ago
Cool.

Thanks for the "stereotype".

And ya wonder why you're such a dufus.

Jayzus.
1 year ago
This post was especially for you, eh.
1 year ago
Very special, Mr. Bunker.

Tanksalot.
1 year ago
oohhh he went All in the famliy on ya LOL
1 year ago
Think he has been dumped and hit his head on the sand a few too many times......
1 year ago
o...m...g...
1 year ago
lmfao. Wow.
1 year ago
Come on, cut the dude some slack. He's the world's only living brain donor.
1 year ago
shut up billboat i hate you
1 year ago
alias!
1 year ago
No, say it ain't so, say it ain't so. I see the old Throbber has pulled all of his out of retirement to back him up. Talk about an army of one.
1 year ago
But RF, that was poetry. So eloquent. A thrust and parry to rival the best. I am mortally wounded.
1 year ago
Yeah, I think so.
1 year ago
LONG LIVE SPICOLI!
1 year ago
LOL was that the guy ridgemount high ?
1 year ago
"Wooh...it's cool. My dad's got a bitchin set of tools."
1 year ago
We need another Vietnam to thin out his ranks a little. Oh, wait.

Tasty waves in Iraq, brah!
1 year ago
Charlie don't surf!
1 year ago
Sir! isn't it a little dangerous for R
1 year ago
Hes gotta be fuckin with the reporter.
1 year ago
reporter? id be fuckin the newscaster mmmmmmmmmmmmm blondes so tasty and low in cholesterol
1 year ago
Whaapacck!!
1 year ago
Whoa, whata bust! Only thing good bout this vid was it's in Huntington Beach, CA, which is my hometown. I grew up in the days of the longboard... my first was 9'4".. a virtual PLANK~! LMAO.... took two of us to carry it.. i was only 13... and the only girl at the time to surf with the guys; can you guess my nickname then??
But of course... Gidget! Wow... the good ole' days! California Dreamin.... la la la
1 year ago
Sapaahhhhhh!!! Classic!
1 year ago
Why judge his form of expressing himself? He is high on the power of the ocean and the wonders of nature. When he is surfing it is most likely the only time he is NOT high on crack. He expressed himself well. Sometimes words just don't convey the emotions people feel. It is nessary to moved around, and make sounds, in order to share the fantastic (to him)experience as he felt it. It affected him...let him have it!
1 year ago
DON"T hate... What is the demographic group commenting?
1 year ago
i totally understood him. I'm fluent in surfer, jive, and pig latin. And I'm on the 3rd cd learning spanglish.
1 year ago
Quite commendable, but can you speak Beatnik,
or the secret slang of English poets who perished at the Somme?
I'm learning Urdu from the workers who harvest my poppy field.
Good luck in your future efforts to communicate with your fellow humans.
1 year ago
I,m bilingual.........english.....and foul
1 year ago
This STILL cracks me the fuck up.
1 year ago
same here. this is the funniest i have seen
1 year ago
Fuck You damnthatojeda you Cunt!
1 year ago
snappy comeback 5 days ago
1 year ago
Fuck You Cunt! You Cocksucker! Fuck You Bitch!
1 year ago
can you spell IQ?
1 year ago
he was fucking around. It's so obvious... his buddies were probably giggling off to the side.
1 year ago
Zis young man looks like he was in the Waffen SS. Do oyu haf his telephone number?
8 months ago
first
2 months ago
My penis is truly huge.
1 week ago
I thought that was my old roommate!

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