What If Starbucks Marketed Like A Church?

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First:psytoxic
1 year ago
ZOMG
this film sux0rs!
1 year ago
First?
1 year ago
If there's anything I hate it's them selfrighteous motto spewing coffee zealots. I mean, I like coffee and all that, but those block heads who just think they have the TRUE coffee, and YOU DON'T....man, that just jams my shorts.
1 year ago
hahaha, jams your shorts... I wanna know what that looks like. Post videos, please.
1 year ago
It's a super-wedgie, and I tried to take a shot of it but couldn't get a good angle myself, and the wife refused to hold the camera...can't imagine why, but she's funny that way. So use your imagination.
1 year ago
Java-lujah!!! hahaha!!!
1 year ago
not sure if Starsmucks or the Cult of Christ got it worse in that one.
1 year ago
I prefer milk in my coffee, not Christianity
1 year ago
They "don't water their coffee down, just pure coffee", that's rough, consuming the dry grounds, or perhaps chewing your own beans, but from pain shall come the cleansing of the spirit, and the colon.

Praise the Mighty Bean!
1 year ago
I am a tea drinker. CHAI Means Canadians Help American Imperium
1 year ago
Starbucks and Clusterfucks. Now that would be a great combo...
1 year ago
They worked hard and spent a lot of time in production, casting and editing ...

Its just not funny? Sorry, just my opinion.
1 year ago
You are not alone.
1 year ago
That was a complete waste of time.
1 year ago
there is no starbucks in franklin cnty mass.
1 year ago
'Latte' the righteous word flow free! (let)

'Java' think about what's out there? (d'ya'ever)

Mocca me not for I am the second coming (mock)

Oh, and can I have one of those ham and cheese quiches please

Here's my loyalty card...

(hint, ten consecutive turn-ups to church and you get a free 'BELIEVERS LATTE' might work)

Or not if Stream'O'Bullshit's preaching
1 year ago
Who can afford Starbucks coffee? I think its $6.00 per cup. I can only occasionally pay $2.00 for equally good Dunkin coffee.

As we head into this deep recession only the recipients of our taxpayer bailout money will be buying coffee at Starbucks.
1 year ago
1 year ago
The style, the way the whole thing is done, reminds me of that Jedi Academy clip a while back. I'm thinking same producers.
1 year ago
Coffee is lame
12 months ago
I do like coffee better than church.

But if there is a God, maybe I should be thanking him for coffee beans?
4 months ago
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1 month ago
JAVALLUJAH!

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