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FIRST...HAHA, LOSERS...BEEN WANTING TO SAY THAT ALL WEEK! CRAZY!

Just fuck her already!!!

It's a strange world that we live in

If that's how they go about mating no fucking wonder half the guys get eaten by the chicks.

At the last second he realized he was gay.

That was probably the bitch wanting some foreplay but it sounded like he was trying to kick start his pecker.

Is the female glued to a pin?

I've said it a hundred times. I don't care if its in the hottest club, a Star Trek convention or while standing on a piece of wire mesh: the robot dance never wins over the babes.

She is like a statue. Guess it turns her on as much as it does me. She probably wants a smart conversation before having sex.

Well if I banged my dick on the floor that hard, I don't know if I would want some action rather I'd be icing the bastid down.

Pretty bad that male spiders have to put the female spiders in a trance in order to get some, but then again hopefully when he's done she would still be in the trance; there would be no pillow talk. The lucky SOB.

I felt like I was being hypnotized too! How bizarre!

DON'T STOP!!!

Please baby please, please baby baby please!

lol towards the end sounded like someone trying to start up a rusty old car... its funny, he's exhausting himself for the sex which she isnt even bothered about, and then afterwards she's gonna flip him over and eat him. not such a lucky SOB as douchebag would have us believe. As i don't mean eat him in a good way....

eeewwww gross, couldn't finish this one.

I think they recorded it on a seismograph or a polygraph- that's how they picked up the vibes so well.. ??? maybe I think they are some sort of jumping spiders- they are really interesting arachnids. :)

Translated from Arachnid.. 'C'mom baby.. suck my thorax.. it's my birthday.. I would kill or die to make it with you..'

Her response (Ultrasonic) 'You'd die for me? That's so sweet.. as you're gonna be..'

all that suspense and we didn't even get to see the act itself? That was like a soap opera or soft porn for spiders. I wanna see the up close action!

Looked like she was unimpressed...

Even after all his begging she still dated that jerk, Steve.

He had a motorcycle.

Its amazing what a guy has to do to get laid. Poor little fucker.

Why did it cut off at the end? To give them some privacy?

FUCK SOFTCORE PORN god damn he cut the camera off right when they were about to FUXXX , and WTF IS UP WITH THAT NOISE?????????? FFS god damn my pinky toe hurts i dropped a pallet on it at work sunday and i can barely walk, time to file for medicare???????????

thx? yea weird vid.

Jokes on him...it was a mannequin spider...he was wasting his time...she doesn't have a hole to put it in.

that made my sis laugh but it was very intresting.....-_-

One spider is putting the other spider in a trans, that is so the other spider does not attack and kill the other one. My nephew has a transula and this is how I learned how they breed. Pretty kewl! It's no song and dance! :o)

Holy shit you better do what he says. O.o

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