Britney Spears is Chewed Food

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2 years ago
FIRST
2 years ago
Chew on that first posters!

Re: the video....simply amazing what people will do with chewed food. Wonder if he can do one of Technoviking with fast food from previous video.
2 years ago
so close..2nd
2 years ago
..... so much "refreshing" this page... all for not! Curses
2 years ago
how do you put this skill on your résumé?
2 years ago
Don't .. but if you need to know...try it under goals...I want to have the most "first" posts on Glumbert in the month of November 2007 so I can receive congrats from fellow Glumbies...

It's not like you can buy groceries with the kudos.
2 years ago
Oh by the way...it is luck...not a lot of skill involved here.
2 years ago
I meant the skill of using regurgitated food britney facades.
2 years ago
Oh...duh...sorry...
2 years ago
Hey klf are you related to kmfdm.....if you are I like ya.
2 years ago
Shockwave - Massive attack
Atomic blast - Son of a gun is back
Chaos - Panic - No resistance
Detonations in a distance
Apocalypse now - Walls of flame
Billowing smoke - Who's to blame
Forged from steel - Iron will
Shit for brains - Born to kill
All are equal - No discrimination
Son of a gun - A simple equation
Son of a gun - Master of fate
Bows to no god - Kingdom or state
2 years ago
When someone makes a picture of BS with vomit, then it will not only be impressive but appropriate.
2 years ago
Hey Streamy - you manage to make a picture of BS with words in many threads, but most of the time they are neither impressive nor appropriate....

My profuse apologies - we're talking at cross purposes here, the BS I refer to is not the initials of our dearest Britney...


;-p
2 years ago
Almost clever, Mako...I can always count on you to bring up something fecal, especially where it does not apply. Frued would have a ton of fun with you, poopsie. I suppose your preoccupation with dung has to do with your surroundings.

I noticed you dropped the discussion from our other thread. Good for you to do that. I did enjoy my fried shark, though; Tasteless and common in its texture, but still, to the untrained, a delight upon which to dine. I look forward to more...my frying pan is close by.
2 years ago
Not really Streamy, just got bored of picking both you and A.R.S.E's dummies off the floor... that and it was the weekend.

You made no sense, just sounded pompous as usual. Still if you wish to 'chalk one up' then fine by me. You need to.

I don't KEEP count, but I know I CAN count on your risible ramblings to raise riotous laughter. My little non-alliterative illiterate.

Keep up your attempts at humour; they're better than anything else you have.

X
2 years ago
mmmm...I love the smell of Mako in the morning. Just the right amount of lemon juice applied when the well-battered fish begins to sizzle...mmmmm

It's not that you don't keep count, M...it's that you can't.
Nor can you answer questions.

Chef Streamy
2 years ago
X
I don't hink you should sell all your stuff yet. I am sure a little more time and you will have ALL the high scores. On the other hand, you could move out of the basement with that kind of green.

http://videogames.neocurve.com/list.aspx
2 years ago
OOOOOOH bitchy, bitchy, bitchy! ROFLMAO! Nice of you to be thinking of me all the time but really no need.

Silly little man - have you not got track and field to teach? A Christian zealot group to go and chant with somewhere? A Darwin hate campaign to set up?

Carry on here Streamy-boy...carry on. Your posturing and attempts to sound genuine on any of your posts fall foul somewhere between idiotic and Britney. It's only because you know you come across like a whining tool that you simper up to people like a hungry cat meowing for them to think you're a nice person

You're mine and forever will be.

PS Mako is better prepared with virgin olive oil I find. Guess not being able to cook can be added to your list alongside not being able to argue
2 years ago
Virgin olive oil, huh. I'll give it a try.
I think referring to you as a copycat is now in order. You have constantly used my lines and argument tactics...I LOVE IT, Mako.

I am feeling a bit, how should I say, torn...I think you have fallen in love with me. You even suggested so on a previous post when you suggested I "F--_" you. This adds a wrinkle.

What would we do if we wanted kids? Keep 'em? I know sharks eat their young sometimes...for convenience sake.
Would I say home, or you? Who would be the "man"? Could we alternate? I mean, prissing around in your underoos would only do it for me if I was feeling like a kid again.
This is a new turn, Mako. I wish you had just spoken up earlier instead of hiding behind those coy posts.



I will have to decline your overtures, M. The risks are too great.


Let's just be friends.



mmmm...sizzling Mako steak...well-battered.
2 years ago
M-I want to relieve you of your biggest burden: trying to convince people of your smarts.


No one cares.
2 years ago
You're right. No one else cares. But you.

Copying YOUR style of arguement?? Urm.... yeeeah....why would I go with a losing formula?

Bottom line is you try to sound bright but only seem able to convince me you're rather a dumb zealot. I care about that. Others have long since given up.

Dumb zealots need facts laid out for them hence my love of bouncing you when your false piety peaks ;-p

Tell you what though...I love the fact you post replies, and then, as if it's been rolling around in your head but didn't get out in time, you add another post.... You know what it's like when you have an argument with someone and afterwards wish you'd said something else...?



Yeah but....


Uhhhhh... no but wait


Oooooh fuck it.....


There... told ya


Damn, wish I'd said that... oh well better post again...


Little hint Streamy, I'll give you a formula:

Think, formulate, write, re-read, correct, re-read, post, get butt spanked, repeat

Simple really, like you.

On the marriage front, you can stay home and be my fishy-bitch. I'll teach you to cook first though.

Hell, if you're any good I'll even go to church once in a while just to get in your knickers, but you'll have to get me drunk first.

I trust you won't mind having a bag over your head when we do it (I'm assuming it won't be the first time this request has been made?)

X
2 years ago
Feigning anger, Mako.
Or is it, Margo?

(One serious note: When your facts stand up to logic and reason and not current consensus, then young Jedi, you can be smart. Until then, continue living in a world where others define what you consider to be right V. wrong and where others determine what you believe is fact V. fiction. On both those accounts you remain in sand.)

No thank you, Mako. I have decided that your attraction for me and the contexts of our threads leads me to think you have put the jointless muscle in many different places...and none for reasons involving love. The fact you would suggest a paper bag for me means you have done that before and probably wit your wife.



Again, assuming you are a man.
2 years ago
Ok, let us dissect using logic and reason:

*When your facts stand up to logic and reason and not current consensus...*

Current consensus being a book you claim so rightly to be followed by so many? This is the one, divine way right?

Facts that tell you the earth is 6,000 years old which you really think can be supported by logic and reason? Ahem...

Education, leading to qualification, leading to the ability to compose individual thought and analysis is what sensible humans do. I go with this

*then young Jedi, you can be smart*

Thanks for knowing my religion. I'm smarter than you already, though I doubt younger.

*Until then, continue living in a world where others define what you consider to be right V. wrong*

Hmmm - thought the bible, (re-written repeatedly by man) did that for you?

It doesn't for me, that's why you get banjoed coz you abide by rules that others have defined for you alone and yet you persist in claiming all others should follow. Petty, pompous piety again.

Get thineself a life said He

*and where others determine what you believe is fact V. fiction*

Fair point. In some instances I can determine what is fact myself, and in others I listen to those who purport to know fact. I then cross reference this against others who also purport the same and then make my own mind up as to whether it is fact. I'll do some diggin of my own in other words.

Goes back to basic education and an avid interest in the world around me I guess...

You won't understand this, I know... You fervently believe the bible is 'fact'.

Blindly, absolutely and without question. This is much like those who follow the koran in it's fundamental form.

They answer the call to jihad issued by those who know they can manipulate the weaker, great unwashed

C'mon my little paduan you know that only SOME of the bible is fact.

The rest is simply belief.

The world is full of people who want to be told what to do. They want it, their insecurity demands it. They NEED to believe there is something greater. This is a natural human condition some can argue.

Most of these people are actually pretty decent human beings and don't foist their views on others

Others are preacheous, righteous, pompous zealots.

Which one are you? Honestly, look deep inside yourself and ask the question?

I will let my Black Amex guide my path (Send me a thousand dollars a month and I can show you the way)
2 years ago
Hook.

Line.

Sinker.

This will be so brief as to startle: Your mass generalizations sweeping through all you arguments show you to be a fool of Biblical proportions. Of course, the things I believe stand up to a logic and reason.

I have asked you repeatedly the source of your beliefs...you have nothing. Nothing caliming an ultimate source, nothing having a foundation, nothing standing up to reason.

This explains your beliefs (really, in anything) in such materialism. Those things you have claimed as fact are not beyond reproach...just only to you. Since you have no foundation in your life, all of your "knowledge" must be true so that you can, at least, delude yourself into thinking you are on solid ground...instead of actually being there.

To question material evolution would be to put cracks in your prefab reality.

To question the experts who guard your beliefs does the same. This is why you willingly refuse to understand, take in the big picture and accept the limits of materialism.

I know, Mako, it is safe to hurl the same tired old pap on a new thread...it makes you sound so smart to another audience who hasn't read your bilge on other threads. And won't read through these either...but, you are one fart smeller...I mean, smart feller.

By the way, your judgments about my belief in the Bible are mistaken. One must read the Bible, study the Bible, pray, and be willing to listen to God before one can pronounce about its veracity in te light of human scholarship.
None of that applies to you.

This is why you are and remain, an unthinking, uncritical and useful idiot.
(With all due respect.)
2 years ago
*Of course, the things I believe stand up to a logic and reason*

Hmmmm. Really? How?

Beliefs never need need to stand up to logic and reason if they are 'beliefs'.

That is why children believe in Santa Claus and the Toothfairy.

No logic, no reason needed there. It's simply wishing to create a little something to keep a small mind happy - much like I pose simple questions here for you

Knowledge and science HAVE to stand up to logic and reason. None of your arguments ever do. Oh, by the way. I WILLINGLY understand, take in the big picture and accept the limits of materialism as we know them now. The scientific body of knowledge will grow as those limits extend.

What I laugh at is you trying to bring up an alternative that isn't. Do you understand the limits of new earth creationism?

The answer must surely be 'yes' because they are so easily apparent to anyone with sense. You just can't admit this because it'll undo all you seek to proclaim as truth and have fought so valiantly, but very unsuccessfully, to uphold.

So are you a decent human beings who doesn't t foist their views on
others? Or are you a preacheous, righteous, pompous zealot?

Remember...all I have to go on are your postings (along with those of your little alias / hummer-chum A.R.S.E)

Finally, why do you always go on about me being smart? I keep saying thanks, but flattery will get you to the same place as your arguments. Nowhere.

I know many, many others are smarter than me. Sorry stream'o'bullshit, you definitely ain't one of them

X
2 years ago
Its crazy what artists have to do to get attention these days.
2 years ago
That's fucking disgusting. Ugh, the "joys" of modern art.
2 years ago
i took a dump earlier that looked like britney with the measles.
2 years ago
That was disgusting and unnecessary. Wouldn't matter who the subject of the picture was, there is no good reason to chew your food only to spit it out. That is a pasttime best left to toddlers.
2 years ago
I have a pain in the anus.
1 year ago
if this guy was 3, he'd be a genius :/

http://glumbert.com/media/fingerpaint
1 year ago
Hey canofcheez. I took a dump and it sang me a britney song berfore I flushed it. It had everyone in the house running for cover.
1 year ago
oh, i almost forgot. i'm first!!!!!!!!

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