Wow, some of those are pretty deep. Particularly the one about the brother committing suicide, or the soldier knowing he will never be so good at anything in his life again, as he was at killing people.
canuck is creepy. he goes to the gym twice a week and holds his stomach in. then he drinks three gallons of pepsi and fantasizes about the chick behind the counter. then he suggests a game of ping ppong with the reatrd kids who hang about and when they shout "pedo" he just smiles in a sort of pathetic leering way and skulks home to his wife.
"wow, what a workout honey. i must have pushed 5000 pounds. now get me a burger."
"pushed 5000 pounds? you couldn't push your dick into a bowl of custard. now get a real job and don't ever expect me to open my legs for you until you've lost 100 pounds. and even then i want you to have facial surgery."
"gee hon, i love you," says the 'nuck.
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