The Life of Snails

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First:nerfzilla
2 years ago
kinda look and move like are current white house administration, but these guys are a lot cuter and faster...........oh and fir..........never mind.
2 years ago
Even though it is one of the most boring videos ever posted, I still had to watch it until the end expecting something to happen....... but alas, no.

Seeing them all disappear suddenly (notice the dog eyeing them with 7 secs to go) or having a brick coming down from above wouldn't have made it a complete waste of time.
2 years ago
did he killed them?
2 years ago
it looks like he either heated them or poured salt on them.
2 years ago
Look at that 'S' car go!
2 years ago
Someone HAD to say it.
2 years ago
Oh my God! That was the hottest orgy I have ever seen. That got me so horny! I'm going to assume they were all male cause otherwise it would ruin it for me. Now I'm going to have to get naked, rub salt all over my big fat penis and anus and go in the garden and find me some love snails!
2 years ago
Great... a snail orgy. Yay.
2 years ago
Yum, just need some garlic and butter! Oh and iluvballs, all land snails are hermaphrodites..don't know if that ruins it for you or not.......but have fun with the salt anyway!
2 years ago
I just watched this whole thing, I still dont know the meaning of life.
2 years ago
I can't believe he killed them. That's mean.
2 years ago
next week you see them dance when they heat up the plate
2 years ago
man, snails are stupid, they totally coulda got outta that pan.
2 years ago
Wow. Thanks a million glumbert.
2 years ago
Oh boy-oh-boy-OH BOY!!!

Lookiee here! LOL The two shit-stains are at it again! Oh well, hell with it, time for the Glumbert Roll Call Of Idiots and Intellectual Inferiors:


Barney: : Tool

buyamerican: patriotic, flag-waving republican Tool

jesushbush: stupid, ridiculous name = nutjob Tool and intellectually sub-par

douchebag: same as previous

pcracist: same as previous

Throbmystick/susanvi: A dumb Plank (made to be drilled/screwed by said tools)


And on a brighter note....the Glumbert Awards for Wit, Creativity, Humor and over-all constructive contribution to any given topic/thread:

Randl: Keeps me in stitches

Billboat: Dry wit, coupled with sincerity when opportunity requires it

Podman: Good use of sarcasm at times in getting his point across, writes from genuine belief

streamlined: completely opposite views to most of this site, BUT, has and CAN put forth a decent argument for his point of view; provided a terrific fencing-and-jousting competition; tended to slide a bit into the name-calling territory, but avoided it overall. Very enjoyable.

imthebigbadwolf: Decent-sounding fellow; focussed viewpoints; not contributing as often as I'd like to see.

mako100: relative newcomer to my attention; demonstrated a good-natured sense of humor; logical, concise arguments, based on apparent well-travelled experiences, and varied observations from same; seems to have to ability to parry-pivot-and-thrust as good as anyone.

leafforlife: relatively recent to my attention; seems a decent enough sort; already has posted rebuke to one of the Tools; gets kudos for that alone.

aceinyourface: actually cracks me up at times (a pity his profanity gets in the way; makes trying to figure his viewpoint a little harder...but still...very funny sometimes)

canuck1963: A nice guy; a swell guy; a smart guy; what's not to like?


Okay. That's it. Show's over. Gala winners to the Party Room, and bring your awards.

The Tools can basically make for the exit, and scram.

I'm sure there's a basket-weaving contest happening out there somewhere, that will be more suited to your.....ahhhh....intellectual levels.

2 years ago
I hear a broken record.....
2 years ago
Nahh.

It's the voices in your noggin, talking to you again.
2 years ago
333
2 years ago
Oh, my bust. Thanks for clearing that up.
2 years ago
Of course.

I am here but as a humble servant....merely to guide.

Mi casa su casa.
2 years ago
Hey..wait a sec...did I even comment on this video??

Hey! I didn't!

THIS IS THE GROSSEST, SLIMIEST, MOST USELESS VIDEO I'VE SEEN ON HERE!!

Okay.

There.

2 years ago
This video is more on your academic level. I am suprised that you find this disgusting. I thought you might be aroused watching this video yet you bewilder me again. You have stepped from the depths of being a slug, but not quite to the level of coakroach crap. Keep striving to be your very best. I know you can do it!
2 years ago
i think i would actually rather watch, maybe some dude cannibalizing some hot chick, or eating a fetus right of a womans asshole. =/ or something more "interesting" cause, i mean snails are like fish. they dont do nothing, actually! there more like MEXICANS! all they do is fuck all day and lay around like snails! HA!
2 years ago
Oh.

Mah.

Gawd.
2 years ago
this "song" - i guess you could call it, is quite disturbing...i was looking around for satan to pop out any minute.
2 years ago
"all they do is fuck all day and lay around like snails! HA!"

That doesn't sound like a bad gig to be honest with you.
2 years ago
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1d71c315a2

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2 years ago
still isnt funny!!
2 years ago
Reminds me of the 1st office I worked in, everyone screws eachother and nothing gets done.
2 years ago
It wasn't the Oval office was it?
2 years ago
the snail trail is the nickname for the road that leads from high school to army sign-up in canada. there are few on it and those that are move exteremly slowly
2 years ago
You really just attention don't you boy. Anything to get a rise. Sorry, not biting.
2 years ago
Coming from somebody who I'm 99.99% sure has never even trained with or even seen a Canadian soldier...........
2 years ago
(snaps off a respectful, crisp salute to devious, just for that remark alone)
2 years ago
The real question is has a Canadian seen a real Canadian soldier? Maybe an oxymoron.
2 years ago
Muck the mollusk...
2 years ago
WTF?
2 years ago
worth a try. knew you were online. worked last time! :)
2 years ago
why even talk to these fags dude?
2 years ago
alright, bed time
2 years ago
Next time. Long day, no fight in me. Later.
2 years ago
well then goodnight u vag.
2 years ago
When you go to bed give Canuck a hug and kiss from all of us.
2 years ago
and please clean your dick off this time!!
2 years ago
Why do people who come off as so anti-gay spend most of their waking hours talking about dicks and describing various homosexual acts?
2 years ago
Ummmm...I think that is what's called a "rhetorical question."
2 years ago
I have a new stance there Canuck. People with intellect this meager no longer warrant a response. Let them piss and moan at the wall. Makes you realize that old throb ain't that bad. At least he's got something to add to the conversation other than grade 3 insults.
2 years ago
slow day at Glumbert?
2 years ago
does it get you me what the hell im so mixed up . why would that video get you ran.......... oohhh randy i get it.
2 years ago
Randal, like your posts bud but sometimes you lose me. I'm thinking I'm probably just not up on text lingo. Dumb it down a bit for us oldsters to enjoy.
2 years ago
does this video get anyone else randy, or is it just me?
2 years ago
that was ment for here.
dam when jokes attack.
2 years ago
oh, i just read the comment left by iluvballs. a friendly word of advice, mr. iluvballs... if you aren't careful with your comments, people may start to think you're gay.
2 years ago
iluvballs might be gay!!!!!!!!! is that the scuttelbutt ? hhummmm its all starting to add up now he wants penis in his rectum. also in his mouth he would like many more placed.............well cut my dick off and call me shorty, he may well be
( scratchshe might just well be

[ no penises were cut off or otherwise hurt in the making of this reply]
2 years ago
Looky, looky....all of a sudden I've become Mr. popular! I love it! Oh and darlings, I am as gay as they cum! The more cocks the better, but only BIG one's.

I've been reading all these boring threads the last couple of days and it has really got me out of the mood. Why isn't there any new gay video posts?

And canucky, you're starting to lose your sex appeal honey.
2 years ago
love balls would and will be no balls if i ever got hold of them cut ya like a bull hahahahahahaha
2 years ago
i believe thay have abandoned this site .........am i mistaken or was that a tumbleweed crossing this thread ? oh look a roadrunner!
2 years ago
beep.......beep
2 years ago
Randal, I think we're on our own. Let's all go bitch slap the kiddies on YOUTUBE. They'll never know what hit them.
2 years ago
i posted a video over there, somthing about al jazeer got some hate mail so quickly, that i pulled them off lol thay wer'ent that good anyhow. over there my name is
( imrandalflagg) i was just there i have 1 fave. bill are you sighend up over there?
2 years ago
hey fag im going over there to check then wreck your world hahahahahahaha...
2 years ago
snails are TWATS!

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