whats great is, if a dude stared at tits that hard, he'd never hear the end of it. oh, and for the chick at the end who was so grossed out? yeah, why do you stare like you breath through your eyes, and that cock is your oxygen tank if it grosses you out so much. hahahahaha
All of girls keep saying size doesn't matter!!!!but, in fact the size is really does. I'm a man and I know it. See the check at the end, even if she said something totally differenrt, but she still wants it.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I SEE NO HUMOR IN THIS VIDEO. I GET THIS ALL OF THE TIME, HELLS~BELLS I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I LOOK. WOMAN OF THE WORLD, "HEY WHEN TALKING WITH ME MY FACE IS UP HERE!"
yeah well how about men staring at our breasts? at least they're close enough to our faces that you can cover it up. but for women? we are perfectly entitled to look if you guys can---- and come on, who wouldn't if your waitor was showing a huge one through white spandex?????
All those women at the end who said size doesn't matter. I only have one word for them....LIARS!!! Speaking as a women, I'll tell you for sure...it does. Sorry guys. Anyone who says it doesn't just doesn't want to hurt your feelings.....
you don't have to say "sorry". as a guy with no complaints ever, i have had the "pleasure" of tight girls/women and some with a pussy so big it really wouldn't matter how big a guy is....he could still have room for a huge one and half his arm too. i don't blame girls for not wanting a teeny one, so i figure it's ok to hope for one that is fairly tight. you know....average.
I think this is so funny!! The women act like it doesn't bother them and they arn't paying any attention at it! But it is very obvious!! Yeah they are right, SIZE DOES MATTER!! The last woman would take him home in a heart beat, not just the fake cock, but the whole waiter!! I know I would.....lol!!
FOFLOL. Size does matter and any man who thinks it doesn't is fooling himself. However, if a man is on the smaller side he should learn to develop other talents to make up for his uh, how shall I say it, shortcomings.
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It's not all that big, looks to be about average.
After my Father died my Mother dated this black Dentst and I walked in her house one day just as he was getting out of the shower and that thing was big around as my wrist and was swinging back and forth like a pendulum on a grandfatther clock and she acclaimed that he had ten inches erect.
Joanos... I was not going to comment on this, but after seeing your comment, I had to! Excellent reply! I loved this! The actor kept a straight face through it all! I don't know how... This fake one was just above average... I've had much larger and also smaller, and quite frankly I enjoy the smaller ones all the more. It depends on the build of the woman... and yes... absolutely, if you are having sex with him! Of course, everyone enjoys the view, no? Great video!
Size does not matter at all to me, it is how you use it. I have been with both large, bigger than the guy in vid and much smaller. I guess it just depends on the man......
The last woman clearly hasn't seen or had much dick. Any woman who has had enough dick will know that without skill, yes, size can help. But as Tommy knows, size alone means little.
What makes you think it was "hard"? I believe it was "soft", so can you even picture it being HARD? Being that I'm of an earlier generation, for me, it's all about the foreplay, not the size. But today's generation doesn't know diddly about foreplay. Just look at all the movies, it's WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MADAM.
I'm not impressed by overly endowed guys, because I don't want to feel like I've given birth after having sex. I broke up with my last boyfriend, because he was just too large. He needed a horse; not a woman.
Sorry, had to watch that one more time to make sure before I wrote this.
I'm a woman with a vast amount of multi racial multi cultural experience. VAST. In general, that was a large dick but ONLY IF it were being graded as an absolute soft dick. If you're judging it as a hard dick, then it was about average for most white guys. (I'm not being racial here, just honest - and there are exceptions to every rule, but I know how much you guys judge yourselves and the lack of real info you have to go on).
Here's the more important truth: Size does matter, but length isn't nearly as important as width. It's all about width. Black guys may be longer on average, but they seldom have much width. I don't know why I never hear women mention that.
Asian guys usually lack both length and width (again, I'm sure there are exceptions, somewhere)
Brown guys (and I'm grouping all brown skinned cultures together here) rank the largest as far as width and length combined. For a brown guy, that would be an average soft dick.
Ladies, if you are inclined to disagree with that last statement please watch the video again at the part where he's holding it before he puts it in the glass; that's average soft brown, don't you think?
What the heck is a 'Brown guy' ??? And right before that you mention 'Black guys'. You living in the dark ages, still? Trust me on this: You're obsessed with boxing in men as if they belong in categorical standards, worldwide. Do you even realize how little of the original race's blood is in humans today?
size don't matter to me, what matters is when something is VERY obvious. this reminds me of working as a checker at a grocery store and having a guy come thru the line who was about seven feet tall and his zipper was ALL the way down. was gonna clue him in when his cell phone rang and he answered it, and while having his phone conversation leaned back and propped his foot up on the side of the checkstand. ripped off a piece of paper from the register tape and wrote 'ZIP YOUR PANTS UP' on it
That last woman, despite her age, has never seen a hard-on. That was a large soft penis, but not much of a stiffie. I don't blame her for looking though; I would have looked too, maybe even ask him for his phone number.
The only people who say say that size can't/doesn't make a difference are those who either don't have it or have never had it applied with skill.
A good analogy is found in football. Small skilled guys can be good. Small fast guys can be good. Of course stamina and strength also count. But all this being equal, the big, strong, fast, and skillful athlete with stamina; will totally dominate the smaller player.
Wow! What is that restaurant? Those gals were looking at the waiter but the one at the end especially couldn't put that fork down! What did she order? My compliments to the Chef!
Ahh... Hooters for men and now we, women, need a cafe here in Manhattan... where waiters with schlongs serve us in paper thin stretch shorts.... what should the new cafe be called ? Schlongs - hotdogs and wine served by guys in cowboy hats and boots ... and paper thin shorts... hot hot hot
very funny video...I have to amit when I see a hot guy I check out the package he's carrying..just sumthin that is fun to do ..size does matter. a nice size matters
Ladies, whats the deal? I have a decent size package and sometimes I wear shorts just like this guys to the gym, the store, and other places. I see some women notice my stuff and grin and other times I get "stink eye" looks.
This is soooo funny. I'm so glad I received this late in the day while most of my coworkers were gone for the day. I was laughing so hard a woman who was also late working in the office---came down to see why I was laughing so hard. I then emailed it to her and then I could hear her laughing loudly too. LOL This is hilarious.
More than humorous for a uroligist! Now add comments by female patients and it becomes even more than 'humor.' The 'equipment' of both men and women have multiple size variations. The reactions of the women involved is laughter and my favorite Rx!
hmm its a shame to watch these ladies lie like that size matters yes but not to all women because it hurts dem or it doesnt feel good but it all depends on the woman not everyone is made equal nor man or woman but for ppl to say it doesnt matter are lyin but to me its better to have size than to be a lil guy cause if u r erect a 3-4 inches u really are on in a world of trouble and if u are 6-7 inches and not erect u should do fine the problem is with women if i carry 9-10 inches when im erect dont mean i have to put in all just enough that it satisfies u and u like it a saw woman talk about her man was to big well u can tell she does not have a lot sexual intercourse cause if she did she would no that she was talkin a lot of shit but that how it is ppl talk what deh dont kno if u are a man who i bless well thats good if not well it ok once u are the average of 5-6 inces while erect u should be able to satisfy a woman so guys dont have any fears most of the women hear talkin dat yes it matters dont give there vaginas a break so it becomes well whats the word hmm a bit deep and the only way for satisfaction deh need a big dick in dem but ladies who kno they are tight wont comlain and guys who are big if she is tight take ur time and dont rush it if she can only take 7 inches dont put in the rest just work her with that and the women who deep stop makin the men feel bad that dick is to small god made dem so, so who are u to judge and any women wantin comment on me well i will tell u im over 9 inches and i been around to kno what im sayin so ive earned the name doctor sex so men and women plz keep ur mind on other things than size if u love someone the sex will be amazin once u apply ur self well im out for kno all those u were hurt well im sorry but u hurt da men to by tell dem size matters when it only matters to some and not to others ok
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Nina not sayin ur wrong but size does matter but not to all women maybe most but deh wont tell there spouse so and y cause it a shame to come up to someone and say i think u should use a pump ur dick is to small im a rite but if ur a guy who is blessed it is better rite but deh do have women who prefer small ones dont really kno any but they have been surveys to prove dis my point is yes if u want it big no prob but dont tell the men cause most men are insecure with dem selfs while others now well might be happy to hear it so all im sayin is to considerate to those who has men with the small dick ok let dem kno but not in such a manner anyway later just lettin u kno im tryin bak the guys i love it when i pull out and reaction i get but some cant so please those men be a lil kind
First: All of you saying that this is an average-size penis must be from another planet, are inexperienced females, or have never been around a lot of naked men. This guy's "prop" is LARGE. Second: if an erection that size (or any erection, for that matter) could stay in a pointed-down position like that for an extended period of time, it would be miraculous...either that, or a guy keeping his erection pointed downward in such a manner is really a total masochist. The pain and discomfort would be excruciating. Conclusion: He didn't HAVE an erection. Third: I've met both women and men who say size doesn't matter, and, within reasonable parameters, I agree. Most gay men like myself don't care if a guy's underhung, average, or well-endowed...it's how he uses it and what he amounts to as an overall human being that matters. People who go through their lives as true Size Queens--those who will only bed men with huge dicks--are pathetic and are shutting themselves off from meeting potentially beautiful men. What I WILL agree with is these things: the video is hysterical and had me in stitches, especially that lady at the end who wanted the menu repeated. And I agree with others who've said, how that guy in the spandex pants kept a straight face only proves what a great actor he is. By the way, flash backwards to 1976 at a concert featuring the southern rock band Black Oak Arkansas ("Jim Dandy," "Hot
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God - some people out there are really stupid. moonchild069 - "He's got some package. :)" What a lame comment. He has a rubber cock in his pants. Anyone who put the rubber cock in would have "some package". Also, if a person walked about like that in a real town or city, he would get beaten up or arrested for indecent exposure. It shows what we all know is human nature. If we notice something unusual, we will look. If we saw a bulge down a woman's pants, we would also have looked. A bulge under the tablecloth would also induce curiosity. What would have been better is if it had at least been a real penis.
ok..I am a woman and those women that says size doesnt matter are completely lieing. Size does matter, dont tell me that you would be happy wiht a man that is the size of your pinky finger. Trust me, they do exist. Size does matter and also how you use it. :)
Size doesnt matter as long as you cant see it under someones clothing. Those women acted exactly like a man would if a womans tits where hanging out of her shirt. When a woman has on a good bra and showing no cleavage, men dont notice her breast as much. This was a cute video, but size really doesn't matter in that aspect. A man with a small penis can please a woman other ways. It is possible for a woman to have an orgasm with any size penis, so no, size doesn't really matter. It has been proven every time a woman masturbates, she doesn't even have a penis, and still acheives pleasure. get real people.
get real yourself. I think you just answered your problem for everyone else here. There's other things you can do, but for a lot of us we'll stick to what we do best.
Here's my two cents. After discussing the matter with my own wife, and several of our friends (who are more ellicit), this is what we determined. Each woman has a different sized cervix and uterus, right? Each man has a different sized penis right? Shapes vary on both sides. If the woman is gashed like the grand canyon, then yes, size is overly important, but if she's got a smaller "sheathe" really, as long as she helps guide the man's penis where she needs it, everything's fine. When my wife and I first met, anything larger than that would have scared her off. Now, after breaking her maiden-head and having a child, she's not as tight as she was before (keep in mind, she's never developed her vaginal muscles). Sexual history and vaginal abuse all matter on what size a woman needs a man to be to derive consistant sexual pleasure.
The sad fact is that there's nothing that can promise to increase a our penis size. Penis pumps cause scar tissue and have temporary effects, surgery can actually DECREASE your penis size, pills are largely placebos, and weights cause more damage than anything and can cause impotence.
To any guy who is desperate to try something, stay away from any of these methods. The only sure -fire way to get as big as you can is proper stimulation and extreme arousal. The easiest and most fun way to do this is foreplay. Tongues and hands can do amazing things to both male and female bodies. The actual act of sex realy should be saved for when the hormones are so high, so hot that you're dizzy and just can't bear it anymore. This method has kept both my wife and I quite happy. If it doesn't work, then by all means, experiment with sexual play, find what works for you. Just please don't try anything that may END you sex life before it's really even begn.
On a more personal note, the old woman at the end disturbed me greatly. She looked like an old hag that was on an early episode of Charmed.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, everyone has a different taste and we all know that, sometimes you see a good looking guy/ girl with someone not that great but to them they are the world, so same with size just because one guy/ girl likes bigger don't mean all do. No one is perfect but the perfect person is out there for everyone of us we shouldn't judge other peoples beauties. May we have PEACE ON EARTH some day.
for all those men out there that worry about their size: guess what, it DOES matter. try going out with someone with a 3" pecker for a couple years and you'll see what i mean.
As a woman yes size matter but personally I don't think in the way that most men would think. Large to extremely large is not desireable for me at least, it's painful. Too small I mean really small is not desireable either. No complaints about the average to above average size, I would say it's just right for most of us.
After reading all of the comments I'm pretty amazed on how shallow women really can be in their comparison to large verses small penises. What's interesting to know is that only 1/4 of women actually have orgasms vaginally through penetration; so with all the comments on size does matter, is this the extremely large males satisfying that one quarter and they just happened to meet the women in here posting messages. Bottom line women, when you make these types of comparisons and post your dumb comments you leave alot of impressoniable young men in believing they don't have what it takes to satisfy a women. A mans endowement is important to him and is not something that he can go have fixed. Sorry for those who like the make the comparison of obesity and penis size. One can be helped the other can't. For those of you that use boob size in your when was the last time you heard a guy tell you he couldn't climax due to your small breast? I think its really sad that women now are measuring a man by the size of his penis. You can continue to call it honesty; I call it stupidity. Before you go there; I'm average....I measured.
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