Scientology Speaks

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First:guero
6 days ago
Drivel!
6 days ago
guero in Spanish means second!
6 days ago
Actualy guero is a spanish slang term for a fair skinned or light haired person.
6 days ago
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6 days ago
ok

I had to watch this twice and I'm still not sure if the guy in the red plaid shirt is messing with my head or what..... his heart is an alien testical pumping space cum thru his veins..... say what????

I'm so confused......
Are you sure you're not jealous too?
6 days ago
this video is making fun of scientologists...the guy in the red plaid was inserted throughout the video to make the religion seem weird. The rest of the people didn't really say anything about the religion at all...

Personally...scientology is stupid...they're so vague, it's hard to understand what they're advocating
5 days ago
Either way it goes he is still the most intelligent one of the bunch.
5 days ago
USARANGER! How the heck are you man? How's married life?
6 days ago
The world is full of strange and idiotic people. Without exception, the participants in this video fall into this category. They are all completely deluded.
Everybody knows that God is actually a bison.
6 days ago
Gotta love those "Funny Or Die" videos!

Personally, my all-time favourite is James Adomains impersonation of GWB.

And what they've done in THIS video clip, is take an actualt group of Scientology nutjobs, and added one fella (the guy in the plaid shirt) who's screwing around; pretty funny.
6 days ago
oh-- thank goodness.... I watched the first time and I could'nt believe what I thought I had heard and so HAD to watch again and thought, "Lord, it's no wonder Tom Cruise was jumping around on Oprah's couch!"...... HA!
6 days ago
scientologists do not help.....they only manipulate (often with disasterous results)
6 days ago
do you think i could get one of those sexy scientoligist babes to manipulate me?

the blonde one could take me to Zenon's left testacle and back.
5 days ago
LOL man
6 days ago
I love how the plaid shirt guy blends in at first then starts going way off the deep end. Scientology is drivel, the guy in the Plaid is AWESOME!
6 days ago
Scientology makes me think of dumb asses that make no sence and love to give people a hard time such as randalflaggg(not randalflagg with 2 g's),brown and maggmay93. I found a link that shows what these 3 look like and what they do when they are not on glumbert acting like assholes..
check it out.....http://www.lemonparty.org/
6 days ago
Why the F**K did you post that link.

At least it will keep canadaman happy for a few moments.
6 days ago
Those three are the same person. redundant and boring. randalflagg and the rest of you would be better off served not to respond to "HIM"!
why you show canibals? I never see hairless canibals----why they eat like that?
4 days ago
You are truly fucked up!!!
6 days ago
Did that guy in the video refer to 9/11 as a"natural disaster"?
lol what a turd knocker!!
6 days ago
Of course, the guy in the red shirt isn't acutally a scientologist. He's just there for the giggles.

And...wtf?!?! 9/11 was a natural disaster....?
5 days ago
The only good thing was, I did not hear the wordvGod.
5 days ago
Ya, it would take 20,000 yrs the concrete to disolve naturally
5 days ago
The basis of Scientology is expensive auditing where you confess all your deepest, darkest secrets to a complete stranger who records it. They tell you it is for removing engrams (subconscious mental pain) so that you can become 'clear'. If you decide this isn't for you and try to leave Scientology, they will threaten to expose your confessions to family & friends, hoping you'll stay and continue to pay for more auditing sessions. There were rumors going around that when Tom Cruise & John Travolta tried to leave them years ago, Scientology threatened to leak their confessions that they were secretly gay. And that guy in the plaid shirt is hilarious!
5 days ago
catholics only ask for money, no questions asked.
Oh and your youngest son.
5 days ago
Don't they just take the tip of your son?!?
5 days ago
Scientologists have to be the most arrogant "religious" group out there. They believe that they are the only ones who can solve the world's problems. What a crock.
5 days ago
Where is the big difference from other religions? They each have the ultimate truth.
5 days ago
You got me there.
5 days ago
Wow...the dumbest thing I've ever heard in any religion was that guys statement..."What ever is true for you is true for you"
5 days ago
So...If I think that murder is a good thing, then it's a good thing? If screwing someones wife and molesting kids is ok to me then it's ok? Gotta love the lack of Absolute truth...
Only in America....
4 days ago
yeah right, religion started in the US...fucking idiot and what bassackwards country do you live in fuckwad.
4 days ago
Even though this country currently sucks the big wazoo, I'm still going to defend her against any double digit IQ dipshit....cuz that's the American way....bitch!
4 days ago
Double digit? That high?
4 days ago
miter double digit IQ! no one likes a poser.

;)
4 days ago
Alright, now that I'm done being pissed off (at a totally different issue)....let me clarify my pissoffedness to you...."americansareidiots" I mean really, with a handle like that like you don't think you'll get a pounding here? (makes you wonder who the idiot is) anyway, a select few of our government officials/politicians are the idiots, not Americans in general. So, oh high and mighty, just what might your lat. long. be? (We all need a good laught here)
3 days ago
...and yet, presumably, the majority of Americans voted for George W. not once, but twice. How stupid does one have to be to not recognize the incompetence present in both the man and his administration? He can't even organize the finest military on earth well enough to hunt down and kill ONE SAUDI. One donkey-riding camel jocky on the lam, and we can't muster strategy enough to kill him with all of our smart bombs and keyhole satellites. What's up with that? And we, the American people, say "OH, yes, Mr. President, suspend all of our civil rights, violate international law, turn out airports into medium-security prisons, divide up our military on two fronts and by all means, go after that oil in Iraq. You da man, W." Yup, we're a bunch of damn geniuses, all right.
4 days ago
Thats err.. Nice? Not that there is anything wrong with your life choice.
3 days ago
that sucked
4 days ago
You can see all the sterotypes, asian people, black, emo, next door girl, etc...is that a "sales technique"?
4 days ago
americansareidiots.........you are a fool..........

Try living without us. Dope.

Time may come when us"idiots" step back, and let dumbos like you take a leadership position in the world.

And what will you and yours deliver to the world scene, eh? When you are no longer able to gnaw at someone else's foot, but have actually to stand up front to a world of critics.

Have your joy now... your default position in the absence of your hated USA leadership is what, exactly ?

And now should I mail my donation to Catholic Charities, and for my adoptive child in Somalia....or not...hell, why should I or those other hated Americans do that, eh? We are really a despicable bunch, right?

God. There is no end to vapid, and unreasoned anger, is there. So long as there is a forum for those without demonstrated credibility or credentials, there will always be a forum for fools.

Find a mud hole, fool, and dig in. Or.....just grow up.

(odd....I criticized Canuck for getting suckered into engagements with inflammatory fools, and I just did it myself....probably nowhere as well as the Cman, tho'....ah...time for another Chardonnay).
me can tell you all---no god-----me know where bible book come from---small hairless men from sky throw it at us----say this our rules now--then leave laughing in their bright star---giving us one finger sign
3 days ago
LOL.
Not only are Americans idiots, they are defensive, paranoidal idiots. It has something to do with being descended from people who hadn't the brains to make it in their own countries, and found it necessary to find a new one to live in.
After they had eliminated the indigenous peoples, raped the land and developed an insular and ignorant world view, they proceeded to tell everyine what "a wonderful country" they had.
I think I am going to be sick.
4 days ago
Let me guess, you must be from a "super race" of indigenous or autochthonous peoples that live in utopia. Of course I mean that pejoratively, in reference to an unrealistic ideal that is impossible to achieve. With that being said, (besides your idiot theme) what exactly is your point?
4 days ago
You sound like a child without any experience in life. Travel, it will broaden your outlook on people . Good countries to travel China, India , Saudi Arabia, Russia, North Korea. Pack your bags buddy boy and live a little , then talk.
3 days ago
ARI's is keeping it simple, he blames those in the US now for what the white eros did 250 yrs ago.
My Dad died in WWII saving what I would have giving to the Germans. I have a French last name because my Grandparents where SMART enough to get out of France.
"When you breath smell of shit, your Ideas my be the same"
3 days ago
gym....you may not have complete command of the keyboard, but your ideas come through nonetheless.........right on.
4 days ago
RON PAUL IS A TYRANT
Strangely, Ron Paul is the only American in the news recently who is NOT an idiot.
4 days ago
Your to obvious chuck, themossad knows all.

Or some anyway?
4 days ago
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear." -- Marcus Tullius Cicero (42 B.C.)
3 days ago
Ron Paul is a dicksmoker, he just doesn't know it yet, he thinks being on the Daily Show makes him a star.
3 days ago
miter...well cited....just want to add the motive of self-agrandizement (sp?)

My poor recollection of the Roman times via historical reports was that greed fed most actions after the empire first established itself. It was their overreach that ended them as a nation.

Still, your point is scarily true....it might be that we self destruct.

Gawd.......to see the end of an ideal....to concede leadership to those who expect suicide as a social tool, to watch the demise of democracy, however imperfect it might be....

OK....another chardonnay is in order at this point. Not strapping on bottles of good wine...just the box kind. But will make sure it's almost empty before I set it off.
4 days ago
i've a shit hangover. drunk all weekend, dreaming about canucks wife. shes lovely.
good luck in the play buddie. do your method thing.
4 days ago
Ya mon, you be needn to down a bunch of banana's and a big splif, that be the medcine of Jah!
Touchy, sensitive Americans. Listen carefully, and put down your counting blocks for a moment.
Talk more softly. Speak less bullshit. Get some real politics. Stop being cowards about travelling abroad. Understand the world doesn't end at the Gulf of Mexico.
When you go abroad, don't do it with a gun in your hand.
Try to read the occasional book.
Stop saying Bruce Sprinsgsteen is a musician.
In other words, join the human race instead of eating fucking hamburgers and wanking over Britney Spears. I live here - I know how dumb and fucked up you all are, even the so-called best of you. Shut the fuck up about how good you are and how you know better than the rest of the world - which incidentally has been around for a lot longer than you morons.
3 days ago
join the army dude and get off those meds.
3 days ago
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CILIBlQ2D0Q&feature=related

THIS ONE'S FOR AMERICANSAREIDIOTS. Guess that makes me one proud idiot, dude~~and thank the stars you live in a country where people die for your right to put her down... but I suppose you will never understand that concept.
3 days ago
Keep up the good posts!
Ever since jewsaremoneygrubbers, negroeshavenaturalrhythm,
and whitemencantjump got thrown off the site, I've been
aching for this level of discourse!
4 days ago
This man is a maniac!
3 days ago
is this about scientology anymore?
I just want to add that the more money you give them, the more you supposedly understand. It's all about the money, folks.
Americans ARE idiots!
Who said anything about America? It's AMERICANS stupid!
Loud, fat, slobbish, monkey-level IQ, gun obssessed egomaniacs. What's so good about you?
You get the government and state you deserve. YOU vote for the spastics who run your country.
Anyway, in a few years' time, when the Muslims have finished with you, China will pick up the pieces and shit all over you. At least when you all start having to do without food, you'll look a bit better as corpses. You'll certainly sound better as corpses than you do alive.
2 days ago
what is the difference, americans make america what it is ,just like arabs make saudi arabia what it is. A desert with ignorant backward people that hate the world and are afraid to trust their females out alone . That says lots about your muslim brothers ,that they have to cover their women with berkas and veils . I guess it is pretty hard killing each other and its easier to make a mistake and kill that old wife so you can have 4 more young ones.
2 days ago
I hope glumbert reports you americansareidiots to people that can make your miserable life worst than it is. Christians are waking up to the threat of people like you in our midst. Unfortunately in Canada we don't have guns but the Americans you hate so much do................bang
Why are you in America?
2 days ago
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2 days ago
huh?
2 days ago
wait...what did he say about chris farley?
1 day ago
Wow... This video... WOW!!! I just spewed my breakfast all over the place!

I know whats up with americansareidiots!!! All the smart people with ambition and some ass in their britches left whatever land he is from to come to America and just the dumbasses were left behind!

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