Can anyone tell me if this chicken shit ever made it across this bridge? I tried to watch it as long as I could stand, only hoping for this person to fall, but I just couldn't make it. I think I could actually see the boards rotting.
The thing I never got was that if the boards break, you've still got the ropes. The lack of common sense in some movies especially really pisses me off, (in the same way my complaints about it piss anyone around me off.) I recall wondering why Aladdin didn't just wish for more wishes when I was a kid... Illegal wish or not, that's what I would have done. =D
I always wondered that about Aladdin as well, but watching it again I noticed that saying he can't wish for more wishes is one of the first things the Genie says after telling Aladdin he has three wishes.
You even had overlapping redundant boards on this ladder. Had any one board broke, you would still likely be supported. If any one rope broke, you would still likely be supported. Sure it swayed, big whoop. I might be nervous, but I'd boogey right over that bridge.
The most amusing thing I personally saw involving a bridge was about 30 years ago in the Scottish Highlands, and involved Ernest Hemingway's niece.
Bear with me.
She was a keen deerstalker, following in the family tradition of slaughtering everything that moves, and I was a young ghillie (ponyman) on the estate at the time.
On the day in question, she was riding a particularly skittish garron (highland pony) along a steep hill track in the company of several others on the way to the deer forest.
Now, she was a universally unpopular bitch of hell - always shouting at staff and being generally obnoxious. And her personal hygiene was erratic, to say the least.
Anyway, she was first to ride across a narrow bridge which spanned a river some 20 feet below. The pony didn't like it much - the river was in spate and quite noisy. When she was about halfway across, one of my workmates decided the opportunity was too good to miss and threw a stone at the already nervous horse's arse.
It was a bit like Roy Rogers and Trigger. The beast reared up violently and flung her over the parapet into the pool below.
You know how Hemingway always wrote in short sentences without too many adjectives? Well, he'd have been proud of his niece.
fartknocker - you'd have to get up pretty early to push me off that bridge.
and garbage - your stories are bullshit. i for one don't believe any of them. i think you're an old fart. you could even be canuck dreaming of the life he never had. just fuck off will you.
Garbage - Bear up, my man...you've just made the "Q" list, an exclusive lot of Glumbertarian denizens having captured the critical attention of a unique clump of brainless detritus that has the amazing ability to work a keyboard without actually thinking.
Enjoy your new status...being Q'd isn't for everyone. Now you're special.
And.....let's hope fartknocker gets up early enough.
I am the Prober.
I probe. That is what I do. My services are given freely and with an open heart. For many months, I have kept my counsel, watching and waiting, as new blood flows into the charnel house of Glumbert.
Now, I have returned. Fresh from the Elysian Fields of Youtube, where my skills have comforted many.
I detect a new spirit in the realm of Glumbert. New names, new agendas, new problems.
So I offer myself here once more. Ask and you will be probed. My probing is deep, my probing is relentless, my probing is without fear. It is the probing of ages.
Be warned. What I reveal may not be what you want to learn. But the man who does not benefit from the works of the Prober is not a man, but a grovelling amoeba on the face of the Earth.
Ask - and the probing will begin.
I have now looked into my notes on you, and am able to give a fairly comprehensive probing.
You are not one who enjoys being probed - this much is obvious - but once the pain recedes, you will emerge a happier and better person.
Forget the prescribed medication. Put it to one side. Likewise the recreational substances. They are blurring your world view. Also, eschew caffeine. It is wreaking havoc with your kidneys.
The pain you feel occasionally in your left upper leg isnothing serious. Perhaps reducing your masturbatory habits would lessent the muscular tension in this area. Three times a day is adequate for any man.
Why do you dress in black? It does not make you mysterious and attractive. On the contrary, it can make you repellent to many of the opposite sex - not what you want!
There is someone out there waiting for you. Fear not. Do not waste time searching. In the fullness of time, someone will be released from a ward, and become your soul mate.
And you must read more. The works of Gunter Grass will open your mind to a new world. Read, read and read again.
This probing is given freely and without prejudice. I rust you will accept the truths I tell you and strive to become a better person.
May the spirit be with you.
theprober has got his finger.....on the pulse of gumbertopia....and his thumb securely up his ass. Now I enjoy the dirty things just like the next guy but...jesus his nipples have actually touched the places were I rest mine!
I am well, Canuck.
I see your points of view continue to stimlate and enrage in almost equal measure. Perhaps it is time for a fresh probing? It is some time since I delved inside your deepest recesses.
A wise man once said: "To be unprobed for more than half a year is to risk losing oneself."
I personally probe myself at least once a week, and find the benefits to be exceptional.
I know this is going to make me look like just another ignorant teenager, but I don't much care. Here goes: "You probe yourself at least once a weak.."? Lmfao!
Alright, a formal introduction here: You don't strike me as the kind of person that hangs around on Glumbert with only a single account. Basically, I'm saying that I think pieces of your evaluations are set up while you are posting under another name. (Like my old alias, 'mylist'. I don't think I ever said enough on it to give away that it was me...) My point being that you could have been here to witness my big fiasco with all the aliases. However, I'm not positive. So, in the event that you are unsure, I'm infinity. As you can guess by my initial response to you here, I'm matured some... But not TOO much. =D This is probably a great way to make a bad (second?) impression, but I simply must be myself.
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