Robot Conducts Orchestra

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1 month ago
FERST!
1 month ago
robots will take over!!!!! arg
1 month ago
1 month ago
DANGER, Will Robinson! DANGER!
1 month ago
Not much threat from this robot to take over though, it is not automotivated, it is remote controlled.

But the fascinating thing about Asimo is that it is a bipedal walker with dynamic stabilization, that is it really walks like a human, stabilizing its position by flexing the joints of the legs and hips instead of having a low center of gravity.
1 month ago
Once he's programmed to fly the Honda Dreamjet then we'll all know which company will truly own the world :-)
1 month ago
...and then the orders for a 'phased plasma rifle in zee 40 vatt range' will come flooding in

Bet Honda will make them too
1 month ago
Speaking of the phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47QlGq3zQ4
1 month ago
plasma rifles ????hahahaha
http://www.active-duty.com/MI_FCG_FluxCompressionGenerator.htm

explosive compression flux generators
the wave of the future
1 month ago
Not worried Chuck, I'll just cover my walls, computer, car and ATV engines with aluminum foil, all while wearing some on my head!
1 month ago
What? Miter? You mean you're not wearing your foil already?

I never take mine off- I am going to sell them soon and make millions MWAHAHAHAHAH!
1 month ago
Looks like C-3PO finally got the London Symphony Orchestra gig
1 month ago
Ha, ha!
1 month ago
Dammit you crack me up, but poor infinity. He may deserve some of your jabs, but I think a few others (including myself) are just as deserving of your stinging wit!
1 month ago
OK, I just have to bitch....go to my worthless piss-ant bank, National City, the doors are closed at 1 PM? WTF! no reason why posted, drive 15 miles to another (that's $4.22 in gas) closed too! Go to the ATM, guy in the car at the machine starts screaming obscenities, gets out and tell me the thing went dead, kept his card and he's had it with this bank! I pull in and the screen is blank, OK I need cash NOW! I have a kid waiting for some loot (I pay my temp help with cash), go to a TCF bank ATM, to get some money and they want to steal $2 to do the deal. Later on, I check my account info to find that worthless bank National City has stolen another $4 for using another banks ATM!

Does anyone know of a bank that is honest and keeps their hands out of your pocket, because I'm taking my business elsewhere! Maybe it's time to take my dearly departed Grandfathers advice "don't trust banks, keep your cash stashed at home", he survived the Great Depression (and became very wealthy) because of his "philosophy" on banks!
1 month ago
I dont know, miter. Have banks become necessary evils??

At our company, everyone's been so worried about creating "paperless trails" that all our paychecks are direct deposited. Then how many of us have bills that are automatic payment? I don't even need checks to pay bills anymore, it's all done for me. Instantaneous Society~~~ that's what we've turned into.... we've created our own monster.
1 month ago
Florence Saving, Northampton ma. No charge for anything, any ATM, any ck's, no min balance and their morg % is low.
1 month ago
Ever noticed:
Ban-k
Ban-dit

If they keep their hands out of your pocket they are not a bank.
1 month ago
Hey Miter!

Does this style look familiar?

LOL!
1 month ago
Fair enough.

No harmful explos from this guy, it's all in fun!
1 month ago
C, I'm not seeing the familiarity, this one seems unique to me.
1 month ago
No?

LOL!

Keep looking, Hoss! Pretty soon, it'll be as clear as day!

LOL!
1 month ago
1 month ago
I'm just glad I'm one on the articulate's and can spell words like realise.
1 month ago
hunh
1 month ago
See, I use words like on in place of of. (Can of be used twice in a row?)
1 month ago
I oftentimes offer offensive official orders to officers of oven odors.
1 month ago
Am I twittering enough yet?
1 month ago
lol
1 month ago
What's your area sitrep?

Mine;

Not as hot as a typical July

Very wet

Skitters extremely hungry, bite right through the deet

Very little firework activity, almost scary! (that is outside my near vicinity)

Gas prices $4.21 US gallon

Obama seems like a hot item

Deer (bucks in velvet) sightings down (not including the one that did the Santa reindeer thing over my ATV)

Woman kinda bitchy

Dog shedding profusely

Major rabbit population explosion underway (garden being attacked)

Major rabbit shootings being reported in my backyard

Coyotes being feed well

Gas reader man shit pants in my yard (dog was out) which raises the question...how can a man run so fast with his pants filled with shit?

Local banks now into robbing customers

Miter needs to get to work!
1 month ago
Sitrep from here:

Had the holiday yesterday (this was OUR "independence day"...lol!); saw fireworks; day off; everyone else back to work.

Sunny, hot and humid at times

Gas prices $1.35/litre (time to nationalize this shit)

Saw a raccoon on my deck (big bastard, too)

Obama a hot item up here as well (we're rooting for'em)

Dog not shedding...than gawd

Nutty squirrel tapping at my window again (this time he's lookin' at me all shifty-like)

Local banks up here STILL robbing customers (no change)

Might run out to get a Timmy's coffee.....yeah...make that a definite.
1 month ago
(#6 should have read "thank")
1 month ago
You mentioned Timmy's coffee.. Have you ever tried coffee time?
1 month ago
sitrep here,
cool, rain
everything's growing
what are women?
housekeeper is faster than me
rabbits tast good but it takes too long to burn the fur off them
obama or anything not Bush is hot here
local yound men died in iraq
kids out shooting rabbits and trying to sell them at the country store
buying rabbits
fishing gear getting rusty
kids gone , too quiet
work next monday
mattrest stealing my $$$
gun getting rusty
what are women again?
deer running around during haying
housekeeper quit
hire new (slow) housekeeper
nap
1 month ago
oh, gas 4.09
1 month ago
Sitrep here:
over 30C today and more of the same tomorrow

Little boy had the shit and puke season last night, not nice at all

TV projector arrived today, shake down run fine, have to get some installation parts tomorrow to set up the screen, Star Wars night planned for Saturday :)))

Gas price regular Euro 1.50/liter (US$2.35, roughly 8.90 per gallon), premium plus Euro 1.65 or more...

(Just a short message to the friendly guy with the white car who did run into the right rear side of a black Skoda Superb parked at Tegel airport last week Tuesday to Thursday and then just drove away: Hope that the police does get you before I do YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! Sorry for the interruption, back to the scheduled program.)
1 month ago
Addendum to my sitrep to Ramblerouser:

Hate Coffee Time. Tastes like sludge.

Country Style is first on my list, followed by Timmys.
1 month ago
Bug:

Oh shit.

That was YOU??

Sorry, Herr Kommandant.

LOL!
1 month ago
sitrep already...

storm came here

cleaning up after storm

cool after the storm

obama or burst

local young men are shooting each other for turf they do not own.

Cops are clueless to why they are shooting

buying a pork shoulder for the 4th of july

fireworks are will be entertaining

got a 3 day weekend from the job

will be spent drinking and relaxing

back at it again on monday =(
1 month ago
Soon robots will be conducting us!! Noooooo

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