Oh its robin williams (half as cute, yet twice as funny) his impersonations were so-so, but please stop taking the piss out of us aussies!!! hahaha, good night glumbertians
Good to finally come across another aussie on here rabz! Where 'bouts are ya? :)
Robin Williams rules.... I thought the aussie impersonation was good. If you can't have a laugh at your own country being mocked, how can you laugh at the rest of the world????? ;)
Canuck, unfortunately not from the part where the habitat of the velcro-tongued frog exists.. i live an hour away from Melbourne down here in good old G-Town. Nice populus with a steadily growing population of around 250k last time i checked. Beautiful area with great coastlines and lots to see. www.geelongaustralia.com.au for anyone interested, very welcome to come stay at my place if youre keen for a holiday- ive got a spare bedroom. Just keep an eye out for the snakes, spiders and killer koalas.
Hey Rabz have you been Cane Toad golfing or have they not managed to get down your way yet?
Thinking of Sydney or Melbourne for a secondment soon. It's dem Sydney Funnelwebs I don't fancy - are they really common because I've heard those fuckers can bite through leather shoes. And kill.
The Sydney ones are lethal, if you happen to find a male and can't get to a hospital ( as anti-venom is available ) the chances are you will die. As for the myth for biting through leather, i doubt it, unless its really thinly shaved leather, spiders can easily find thier way into a pair of cowboy boots though and bite the unlucky victim. The funnelwebs down here in Victoria arent deadly. The only spider found in Victoria that has been proven to be highly venomous is the Red-back Spider, and i'd also keep an eye out for the white-tail spider as well.
Zis man vos much more amusing ven he shnorted ze cocaine. Now I am sinking he is ein bit like your Steve Martin - ein vashed out has been vith - how do you say? - bollocks material und tired delivery. I met zis man vonce in Schottland at ze bearded buffoon Connolly's castle. He vos very polite but very self-obssesed und boring. It is unfortunate zat he is still von of ze funniest Americans alive. I tried to tell him ein rather good gas chamber joke, but he seemed to take it ze wrong vay und had me removed from ze premises by ein big black man called Rufus. He vos very nice und struck me only tvice before throwing me into ze road.
Last time I laughed at Throbin Williams...it was through Jonathan Winters on Mork and Mindy. He was diggin the blow when he was funny...both funny haha and funny eeeyiiichhh.
Uh-oh...just thought of Pam Dawber and now I need to leave Britney alone.
He is obviously trying to make people laugh but some of his responses to topics that are gaining national concerns are actually more logical than a large percentage of the actions that our elected officials are suggesting. He could probably do as well if not a better job than our last two Presidents. Hell, he may be my write in candidate in the next election.
Williams....as spontaneously brilliant as always....the only time I ever found him lame was when he had to read other writer's stuff (generally, some movies)...but even then he was better than most (Good Morning Viet Nam, Insomnia, more that escape me at this moment).
He has no equal in improvisation....outrageously funny.
...actually, Robin Williams...you might notice the video before posting. Ted would be next, rand man. Tennesee next. Jonathon WINTERS is not a candidate, tho' he was Robin's idol. Next, I suppose someone will suggest Jack Daniel. I'd actually change my mind...I mean, I'd change my mind several times if Jack was involved.
btw...;it was Tennesee Williams that evoked the Tennesee wiskey thought (Jack Daniels)...didn't make that too clear....happens after the third wine, y'know. But those who know quality adult beverages would intuitively understand.
Of course you are offended by all the Jeff Foxworthy jokes as he pegs you on all the," You might be a redneck" jokes.
Hey Mako- If you're sitting in front of the computer with tighty gray's that were once whitey's pulled up to your chest, holding a can of Milwaukee's Best in one hand, and finger bangin your sister with the other.............than you might be a redneck.
Very interesting that after all his comments frowning on the associated posts, mako would be the one to bring up incest and pedophilia. What, it was just a joke?? Really?? No shit sherlock.
Weak defense mako. UDBs post above your has nothing to do with it. YOU and only YOU went there. There were plenty of other responses you could have come up with (though we know your repertoir is limited).
QED on that literacy problem...... I actually feel a bit sorry for you Throbfuck.
No one else even bothers with you... think it's time I started the same
I leave you with a little ditty, as you've not yet had one. But as per your reading issues I guess this is more for the entertainment of others than for yourself:
Throbstick sits with his knickers in a twist,
Surfing the internet perpetually pissed.
His friends in real life total but one.
She happened to be his dear old mum.
So happy was she on the day he was born
Little did she know quite what she'd spawned.
An idiot child, the Doctors said,
A savant, a fuckwit, screwed in the head.
The teachers were patient, polite and kind
Said he was troubled, his issues benign
But deep inside throbby things weren't right
He couldn't help it, he wanted to fight
But curse and scream was all he could do.
Some strongly felt he should be in a zoo.
In with the monkeys so people could stare,
At throbby the moron, with his surly glare
And as time passed, it became more apparent
That Throbby's behaviour was simply abhorrent
His social graces still mimic'd a chimps
As they dribble and gurgle, acting like gimps
The Doctors were summoned to give diagnosis
They said he was suffering chronic psychosis
His Mom was distraught, asking what could she do?
The Doc was straight up, "Reconsider the zoo?'
Mom was a brave lass and, though she knew her son sick,
She began to tire of him acting a prick
So she slipped him a roofie to make him all calm
And bundled him down to the local nut farm
The gates swung closed and Throb was signed in
Official inmate of a big Loony Bin
They pumped him with drugs till his tantrums receeded
He was much happier now his Mom had conceded
And so more time passed as Throbby was treated
But no real improvement the Doctors all noted
He'd sit and drool, with a twitch here and there
All the time still with that same sullen glare
Mom's visits began to peter away,
She married and moved, and then came the day
When she'd no longer see her poor little monkey
Truth told - she left in a real big hurry
For whilst she had been Throbby's only real friend
All good things have to come to an end
But it hadn't been good for Throbstick's Mom
She was sick of the sight of him, thought him so dumb
So now they're attempting to give him humanity
Reviewing his postings to check on his sanity
And as you can see, there's a long way to go
He's still simply a cretin who just doesn't know
Mako has too much time and no fuckin' life
ever since a donkey fucked his wife,
but as he grabs a can of beer
that fat bitch comes along known as fear.
In all honesty I reckon it takes about 20 mins if that! But that'll be coz I'm literate, I appreciate you'll struggle to get one stanza out in less than a day!
LOL
In fairness yours isn't too bad but I still love the fact you rush to Throbby's aid... anyway, I'm done here.
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