I had ein armadillo pup vich skvealed like ein armadillo pup ven I turned off ze Horst Wessel song.
But, having said zat, it vos kvite ze tastiest armadillo I ever ate. Und its shell vos crafted into ein pair of castanets vich vere used by ze champion Spanish dancer of South America. Every time I votched her dance, I imagined I heard ze skveals of ze armadillo.
Almost ein spiritual moment.
Beware the parents who peddleth the filth of man love
To their offspring - the songs of perversion and unnatural love.
The yodellers in the brown canyon, the lispers and flouncers,
The silk-clad thieves of tender sphincters.
astley's a homo
I don't know how I made it to the office today, I drove to hartford airport last night on interstate 91, five hours for a one hr drive because people in SUVs think 75-80MPH in a snow squ'l is OK. the median looked like an SUV parking area, 1.5 hr wait in Warehouse point CT. If these people ski like they drive they suck. Home at 3AM. Back to a nap,,,,,,,
You're allowed to do 75-80 mph in the US now??? Fuck. You'll actually start buling decent cars next!! LOL
PS The Corvette actually won the best UK sports car for a fairly well respected TV program. Of course I won't believe it beat a 911 but there ya go... respec
PPS This is obviously just another indictment of Bush's evil powers... Does he have shares in GM?
acually I drive an SUV, but being the older type I drive at a safe speed, never left a snowy road, but I have on dry fast roads, after all I was in texas for some time.
I'd take the 911 too, had a 63 carr'"S" f--king thing nearly killed me. As you get older you worry about the cars behind you, when I was young I worried about the ones in front.
The Corvette wins only on grunt and straight lining. It handles like mince.
The best 911s are great cars but you've got to be special to drive them well.
The best fun you can have with your clothes on is in a kit car with a turboed hayabusa engine. Spend less, go quicker, live shorter!
I had a 99 and 2000 porsche carrera ill post it on my profile pic u cant compare gm junk to a 911 there is no comparison in 2000 mine had a 1/4 mile speed of 12.7 and a top speed of 183mph the braking and handling are outta this world the only american car that ever gave me a run was the DODGE VIPER and they even put bigger brakes on those than the porsche now dont quote me but i believe 14 inch rotors
Paddy was chatting up a chick in a bar and he popped the 'fancy a shag' question. She replied, I'm sorry I can't I'm on my menstrual cycle. Paddy replied 'That's fine with me, I'll follow you on my scooter'.
Guy to girl in bar - "Can I take you home and make mad passionate love to you?"
Girl to guy - "Sorry, I have my period."
Guy - "I could stick it up your ass."
all we have to do is ignore the people we feel don't contribute to this site. they Will get tired and go away. Look I for one enjoy the postings of people that call me an asswhole or have a different opinion like Canuck 1963,Chuck norris etc.
Godsrath is the most entertaining .
I enjoy Mako he is a traveller. There a lot more people that have out of site posting . I check this site at my office computer 2x aday . I even show my employees , they think i am nuts. But it's away to get out of your present head space and just have fun.THIS the first an only site i go to ,i enjoy every posting the good & bad
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