Pushing the red button at the gas station

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6 months ago
Again
6 months ago
2nd
6 months ago
Would you like a car wash with that?
6 months ago
lmfao!!!

I would beat the shit out of the gas station clerk for that one...lol
6 months ago
Presuming you could find him.
6 months ago
You are kvik on ze draw Herr Ramblerouser! Congratulations.
Schweinhund!!!!!!!!
6 months ago
Thanks, Adolf..

I'm a pretty sneaky dude... Very quick with it..

My girl doesnt like how quick i am, but hey on glumbert, i can put my speed to use..
6 months ago
I can see this being the new trend among drunken teens...
6 months ago
"But officer-dude, I saw it on Glumbert, dude. Aww, dude, I'm calling my mom, dude!"
6 months ago
pre-pre fire protection.
That would be the red button on the PUMP.
6 months ago
To the petrol station...lets go (gas station)

adolf vee meet again , hope you are well, and fraulin fof and where is that dreadful man the masturbating scot ..pistaker
6 months ago
*kshhhh* No smoking at the pumps please.
-few seconds later-
*Kshhh* I said no smoking at the pumps sir!
*FWOOOSH!*
6 months ago
Spraying for West Nile virus has gotten serious, huh?
6 months ago
LOL!
6 months ago
that has got to be good for the lungs
6 months ago
Herr Skidmarks!
Guten Abend!

Ze awful fraulein fof and great masturbator pistaker are both dead, never to darken ze halls of Glumbert again.
I had Pedro shoot zem several months ago.

How is life on ze cruise liner? Are you still vowing ze Amercian vidows vith your crooning?
6 months ago
Its two AM, and the red button needs pressing.

Who has the experience to push that button?

Your choice is clear, only Hillary Clinton will push that button.
6 months ago
LOL
6 months ago
They wont let George W play with it.
6 months ago
For ein update on mein life today, see

http://www.adolfvanker.com
6 months ago
herr adolf I know a dentist in denver that can take care of her. Once the teeth are out she will no longer keep you awake at night.
6 months ago
Is your site safe for work, Adolf? I'm scared to try and type in the URL...
6 months ago
Herr Booger!

Zere is nozzink on mein site vich vould offend even ze most sensitive vorkplace monitor, unless ze are Vestphalian.

Herr Gymyg!

I vill first ask Mrs Pumpernickel to attempt ein extraction vith von of her domestic tools. If zis fails, I may take up your kind offer.
6 months ago
I was reprimanded at work for viewing Glumbert. Luckily for me, we all have Windows and it was easy to show how the time is off.
6 months ago
This must be one of the most inane videos yet. But I must admit I did laugh a bit.
Thank God for Adolf Vanker!
6 months ago
and a number 5 carwash please.
6 months ago
I smell ein lawsuit
6 months ago
i bet this has happened to Miter... seems like he's been in a lot of situations...best wishes to Avanker...i'm learning to read german thanks to you..so much to learn here at GUMERTOLOGY
6 months ago
One Day.
6 months ago
Looks like the car wash installation company tried to cut costs
6 months ago
drink beer all day assholes
6 months ago
You really are a breath of fresh air around here, you know that?
6 months ago
I haven't seen it snow that bad since Feb 6th.
6 months ago
I believe it's NAFGAS. A fire suppressant powder that chokes (almost) any flame. VERY expensive technology (our system at work is a fraction the size of that and costs over US$17k to recharge each time it goes off. Accidentally or not !)
6 months ago
Not very good for the lungs either, that unit cost or the discharge cost was 12-16K clean-up, manifest and loss of operation, retrain a new employee, kill the old, get rid of body(sell parts 1st) by sending back to pak'san, pay for car washes, kill other victims (sell body parts) the place just made $12,000.
6 months ago
6 months ago
Yeah about 4.68 million dollars. If he would have stopped at 4.2 million maybe he would be ok. hmmmmmmm........... speakin of freaks. Charles Manson just told a cell mate that there's 3 more bodies buried on his property. The California Govt has 3 names and no bodies. Uh oh! Looks like Mr. Manson will be escaping death again to go back on trial to bring justice to those family members now. What perpetuating ball of horsey dooo dooooo!
6 months ago
why am i so lonely and sad
6 months ago
OK try pocket pool, no away games.
6 months ago
you need Jesus!
6 months ago
goodshorts, for someone who loves science shouldn't you be suggesting drugs, Jesus couldn't even save himself.
6 months ago
i am small and afraid
6 months ago
peanut is my boyfriend
6 months ago
peanut punches me in the eye when i make him happy
6 months ago
Perhaps try to stop making peanut happy.
6 months ago
Stupefying.
6 months ago
Inhaling this material will cause long term ill health and serious complications.
4 months ago
Yes, I agree with you! I saw the discussion about this on MeetingRich.com just now and thought your idea is great.

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