The Future Of Civilization?

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First:spideym68
1 year ago
Hello
1 year ago
hi
1 year ago
fiiiiirrrrst!!!! hahaha suckersss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
(lol)
1 year ago
Hi Spidey!
1 year ago
Hi Deb,
I popped my "First" cherry
I feel kinda like the first time I drank a beer.....

Excited, but a little nauseous
1 year ago
You goof! Right on.... I felt that way too, and it took me MONTHS to get my first FIRST!!
1 year ago
i lik her she makies me want sex
1 year ago
1st yo yo
1 year ago
Domo arigato, Ms. Roboto
1 year ago
Idoru?
1 year ago
what is this tripe assaulting my eyeballs??!!
1 year ago
I had a chick like her in Kunsun, 10 wan. I shorted her 5 wan.
1 year ago
Katsuki was never the same after Godzilla smashed her hometown
1 year ago
You little wise apple, you want me to run you in?
1 year ago
Afternoon all. Just checking in. I see, thanks to some retard, all the 14 year old U tubers have found our little hideaway. Rf, lock the door, Mako, boil some oil, Canuck, get some guns(aw crap, right, Canada, no guns) o'kay, some pointed sticks. Chaz, pass out the "special" koolaid just in case were overrun. Everyone else, battle stations. It wont be long before they find us and start like totally, like whatever,like...........ah crap, it's already starting. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
1 year ago
NO!! Hold your ground!!! Hold.....Hold......Hold.......NOW!!!

From braveheart! LOL!!!
1 year ago
shoot them all!!!! i, for one, can use guns. ill go clean my 20 gauge, 30/30, and my new peice, a slightly modded AK-47. YEEHAAW!!! LETS SHOOT SOME NOOBS!!!!
1 year ago
PERHAPS WHILE IM AT IT I CAN GET SOME STAKES...OR GRENADES!!!
1 year ago
I shall feed them burgers and give away copies of GTA IV

That'll keep the fuckers at bay
1 year ago
i miss rizamoon, and of course havnt seen imposterkiller in a while. where are all of the veterans when you need them???
(btw, i checked out ol' vankers site. is that for real? i mean, did he really die?)
1 year ago
or did i just get pulled in to some morons practical joke? watever the case, i wish he'd come back... ='(
1 year ago
LOL!! Infinity, If you want to see when we got bombarded with the youtubers (which I am one) Go to the Leave britteny alone video, It's like the sea came pouring in!
1 year ago
Got to go and see that baby get tossed again!! LOL!! Thats just to funny!
1 year ago
he cant be dead...is he?????
1 year ago
WHY CANT THEY ALL COME BACK!!!!
1 year ago
I am CANADIAN!
1 year ago
sven!!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!! i thoguth me and randal were the only ones left...good, see if you can round up canuck and rizamoon. i, for one, will go down with both guns blazing!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Uh Oh.. lol!
1 year ago
oh, ok good. we have goldbardeb,..Ah, and pod, ok..not too bad a fighting force..yeah, comon, we can do this!!!
1 year ago
hmm...lets start by getting rid of this randalflagggg idiot that tried to kill the newest vid..
1 year ago
i love you too infinity
1 year ago
explain?
1 year ago
DAMN!!! KILL THIS RANDALFLAGGGG IDIOT!!! THE LAST THING WE NEED IS TO NOT BE ABLE TO POST CUZ HES FILLING THE WHOLE DAMN FLAMING SITE WITH HIS TRIPE!!!!!!!q#@^$&^*&((**&^%^$#%%@!!!!
1 year ago
i prefer his shit to canuck's
1 year ago
ok guys, from now on anyone new that joins and acts like a total dickhead gets killed on the spot, ok? they post crap, we delete their crap. we get a routine going, well git rid of them all right!
1 year ago
hey randall, mayge ur a u-tuber, but at least u arent one of these new flamers who has nothing better to do then irritate people that could kick the hell of of his ass in real life cuz theyre twice his age.
1 year ago
you're talking to yourself again;
1 year ago
I donno if i count as a noob. My ex gf got me hooked on this site circa the "Zlad the magnificent" clip. It was drivel as Mr. Arse would say, but when i worked in the cold Canadian north there wasn't much to do BUT watch funny videos and drink..or both..but not necessarily in that order.

They added the forums, i'm still bored, so here i am
1 year ago
ok..i suppose you havnt done anything disruptive..i have, but i have straightened my paths, and changed my ways.
1 year ago
LOL!! That you have,That you have....
1 year ago
wait? which one, screwed the peace, or changed my ways? lol
1 year ago
hey randal, you mentioned that movie. i watched about 5 seconds of it. i don't care who that fool is, but he looks like a sickly distorted clown that was high as a freaking rocket of 50 drugs at once.


. -infinity- .
1 year ago
where is adolfvanker???? guys, still havnt told me, is he dead or is that a joke? if he was dead, who would have known to go on his blog and tell everone he was dead.
1 year ago
Hey, the guy was almost 119, what do you expect?

The avatar died officially, though I assume the person behind this is still lurking. At least we had some postings by his beloved Conchita.
1 year ago
cmon, guys, talk to me. i need some company, as i am bored as a freakin' oak plank, lol. im also guessing you guys arent going to think that was funy...
1 year ago
Infinity...I recall some of your earlier posts as not being quite so amenable. Perhaps that's why your "call to arms" is not drawing so much response, but what do I know.

Randal is a forthright poster. I'm pretty staid. Canuck is all over the place, but when he is not ranting, he is probably the most convincing here.

This is my toe-in-the-water, regarding your call for rallying to the Glumbert "cause". I am gifted with short memory and so hold grudges only so long as it takes me to have a new day of food, wine, and family.

If your goal is really the cleansing of this site, you will find strong support. But generally, only the shunning of the misbegottens works...any response to them at all merely stokes their fires, and encourages their continued spewing. Atttention is, after all, exactly what these septics desire.

For now, nice to hear from you, peaceably.
1 year ago
chaz..as a compliment, you are quite the eloquent speaker. i honestly did not take into consideration the fact that they are indeed seeking attention. of course since we can blunt them out, like was rightfully done to the randalflagg imposter, (and i hope we do not hear from him again, it would save us the trouble of killing him) we should not have too much too worry about.
1 year ago
zlad had his 5 secs of fame. I think he was from upper Moldavia where the synthesizer is most popular. Not sure about herr adolf though, try interrogating the japanese cyborg flight attendant
1 year ago
lol...how..wait..flight attendant??!!!
1 year ago
anyway, randal seems to appreciate my company. at least i think he does..
I like you for company---we eat funny flower from cactus---then fart all night
1 year ago
Would be a lovely picture the two of you in a cave contributing to global warming...

Infinity, I am already armed, did make second in the state championship in 30m crossbow last weekend and qualified for the German championship in September in Munich. Bring them on, I need target practice!
1 year ago
bigbad...DROP THE FI NG FACADE AND TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON YOU BITCH!
thebug: i have a sense of humor (contrary to popular opinion) and can laugh at your small jab..however, i would prefer you don't do that again, since both i and bigbad (at least i HOPE *it* is) are men, and i would shoot myself before being ANYWHERE dark with that deranged retarded brainless dickhead.
also on the topic of your german championship w/er it was, good job, if it's true.
1 year ago
mmmmmm hot robot sex !!!!!
1 year ago
I'd like to pump some WD-40 in her
1 year ago
I bet she knows how to listen! I'm attracted to her in a "huge fear of intimacy" kinda way.
1 year ago
LOL!
1 year ago
1 year ago
chaz..i really am quite impressed with your range of speech..i have prided myself on my own, although you seem to be up there too, as far as vocabulary..a great change from all the sfb's that dont know any words other then F**k, like this scab moron.
1 year ago
and was vanker seriously 119?? wow..
1 year ago
it would have been interesting, though, to see him post normal..just once..
1 year ago
vanker was never normal. but he was surely the best poster ever on glumbert if you wanted a laugh. i never saw him get nasty but his put downs were to die for. i wish i was like vanker.
1 year ago
This video is drivel.

But for once I aree with the awful qlanet! Adolf Vanker was a humorous comic gem which graced - yes, graced - Glumbert for all too short a time. His creator - a Scots journalist we are told - drew us into an insane surreal world of armadillo breeding, schnapps drinking and general mayhem. His move from Argentina to Chugwater, Wyoming, is well chronicled on his blog www.adolfvanker.com.
I recommend it to all Adolf afficionados and anyone wanting to brighten up a dreary day. Sadly, "The Fuhrer is dead", but he will live long in the memory of discerning Glumberters.
I don't think it's putting it too strongly to say there were flashes of genius in there. Obviously a professional writer at work.
Adolf - we salute you!
Heil Skvirrel!
Chugwater Chugwater Uber Alles!!
1 year ago
All hail adolf!!
1 year ago
LOL! Now THIS is where I shoulda put my recommendation to watch 'Lars and the Real Girl'

Arse is correct...

Adolf vaz indeed eine vere special poster. Unique in zee annals off Glubert history. He vill be much missed but sometimes speaks to us from zee grave ven ve can interrupt his board games viz Simon Wiesenthal.

Conchita is vell vorth tapping. But is mad as eine armadillo viz rabies.

Everyone in Glumbert has a place. Some just need removing.
1 year ago
In the words of Mr. Searling: "Some men will make their mark on the world, others will just leave a stain."
1 year ago
and I've been trying to stain the ceiling for months.
1 year ago
hi arse!
1 year ago
mako too....well, some of the classics are coming back..
1 year ago
If the mexicans get hold of these they'll take over all the southwest.
1 year ago
haha
1 year ago
im bored...
1 year ago
i can't wait for that new indiana jones movie..i loved the other ones, so the new one shouldnt be TOO bad. i mean, they got good ol' harrison ford in it. what could go wrong? ....just hope that question doesnt come back to bite me...
1 year ago
I took a shit
1 year ago
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1 year ago
I popped my "First" cherry
I have read this news and many people are discussing about this on RichMingle.com, a site for celebrities and wealthy people. Really hot!

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