Why would I tell you who to vote for? We've got our own fools to deal with!
Also, Canadians insulting each other is a national pastime.....like moose tipping or curling. The world thinks we're these nice polite people, but we can be real pricks to each other.....especially Ontario pinheads!
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named *Governmentium*.
Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction which would normally take less than a second - to take over four days to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will
cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
I had cesium atom up on the lift today. I found the problem, one of the electrons fell into the center making the transmission change state, and I was blinded by the flash.
Fantastic stuff !! That picture showing all the great minds of math and science together is incredible. For you cretins , all those names mentioned have a math theorem or nuclear or physics theory credited to them in a textbook. I cursed them during 2nd year engineering , but praise them now !!!
it is interesting to see people just dismiss something they don't understand as if not understanding it is their moral right and therefore cool.....no wonder we have "givers" and "takers" in our society
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