I am the Prober. I probe.
I apologise to Canuck for not responding earlier to his request for an in-depth probe. I have been away, probing in foreign climes, learning more from the great probing teachers of the East.
Canuck - I detect a happy and carefree childhood, marred somewhat by the troubled teenage years which followed. Always an observer, you displayed intolerance of what you saw as the materialistic and one-dimesional attitudes of your peers. This was one of the main reasons you were an unpopular youth. Only when you reached your thirties did you begin to understand that others had a right to disagree with you, and from that point you beame much happier.
But still, keeping your own counsel proved difficult, and not until you discovered Glumbert did you find a vehicle for your opinions. It has been your savior.
Do not worry about your poor physical condition. Fretting over a few surplus pounds is counter-productive, and leads to stress. Remember what your father told you when you were still in short pants - "My boy, the road to hell is paved with good intentions," he said.
You did not understand what he meant at the time, and of course, now it is too late to ask him.
The Prober's advice? Move to Europe.
Goldbardeb - Probing you is a labour of love. Many have tried to probe you in the past. Some you have opened yorself to; others have been rebuffed. The quality of probing is all important, and you have often been deeply disappointed by clumsy and inconsiderate probers.
Have no fear! I am The Prober. My probing is immaculate, and freely given. I was told by a lady in Cincinnati that I was "The Rabbit" among probers. I know not what she meant, but imagine it was a compliment, as she gave me $100 after I had probed her deeply and at length.
You are a free spirit, a woman who loves the wind in her hair and the warm sun on her back. For you, it is definitely better to travel than to arrive. I detect a hunger in you for some far horizon that you will never reach. Do not worry - without the far horizons we can take no delight in our present circumstances. Be grateful for what you have - it is a considerable gift.
The Prober has returned. I probe remorselessly the bowels of the inner psyche.
I see more lost souls seek self awareness.
Bigbadskullcrusher, Fartknocker and Rizamoon. (A fine name for a legal firm perhaps? I do not normally joke, but occasionally I cannot resist. Forgive me.)
And so - a tryptych of probing follows.
Bigbadskullcrusher
Your early life in dark, dangerous and draughty conditions continues to shape your present existence. As the great psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud once said - "You can take the man out of the cave, but you cannot take the cave out of the man."
Your failure to woo a mate troubles you. You must move on from your club-wielding technique. Try soft music, sympathetic lighting and perhaps a candlelit brontosaurus steak dinner for two. Your pent-up sexual frustration bodes ill for the future if you do not find a suitable woman soon. Constant self abuse does not make you blind, but when you begin doing it on trains and planes, there is a definite problem. Consider yourself probed.
Fartknocker
A delicate and sensitive soul such as you has much to offer mankind. Release your feminine side, stop breaking wind in cinemas and at funerals. Use more than one sheet of toilet roll and wash your hands thoroughly before stirring your coffee with your fingers. How do I know you do this? I am The Prober - I see all. And the baseball cap you wear makes you look not like a "cool dude", rather more like an Oregon trucker trying to hide eczema on his scalp. You do not have eczema, but your asthma could develop into skin complaints in later life.
Rizamoon
Fair and fragrant lady! To probe you is a joy! You, too, seem to believe you have magical probing powers....
Youor tomboy image, which has served you well since High School, endears you to many, but also acts as a barrier to attaining true fulfilment. Rip off that checked shirt! Burn those cotton panties! Go thonged and topless into the night in search of your perfect lover! Hang out in singles bars, watch Japanese porn with your neighbors, dye your hair purple and wear four inch heels.
I am the Prober - my probing is deep, magnificent and eternal.
prober... the cap is off and my feminine side is free but I will never stop breaking wind at cinemas and at funerals. thank you great one for the probe I feel I owe you $20.
How you know I lie about harem--me not have even one woman--they all run away say I too big---I try music--use my rhino rib xylophone then condor bone pan flute--no good--now I find fun with myself---find many woman in magic window! even though they disgusting with no hair
You're freaking me out, I have always been like one of the boys. Climbing trees, scrapping etc. I'm more comfortable in my jeans and hiking boots than a dress and heels (although I do have one really great pair of thigh high boots). You be one freaky dude, dude. Thanks for the probe.
the prober,I would like to probe Rizamoon and also give her an invitation to sail with me of the coast of Florida this spring she can bring her bikini bottoms and high heels . We could watch porn together on the deck at sunset with after consuming a sumptuous meal and white wine for her. As you know I don't drink . The prober tell Canuck he can get those pants at Harry Rosens TD centre , the are made in Poland and don't go shsh sh, they go ehsky ehsky .
Oh wise prober I feel I know bigbadskullcrusher better than you . I don't think he can afford brontosorus steaks .I think he eats more ratosorus and mouseasouros on a stick.I think you got the wrong person that abuses himself in public .He comes from a baboon background.
canadatranny I don't abuse myself on public transport but the thing is if I wanted to I could you on the hand have no penis so can't I bet you regret going all the way with the tranny transformation BTW you still look like a man.
I was up late-late-LATE last night watching the U.S. primaries.
I sat there, stunned and overjoyed, as I watched Sen. Obama march towards history.
To me, this was cemented not only because he CRUSHED Hillary in North Carolina, and not only because she SQUEAKED by him in Indiana.....
but because during her "victory" speech, she started begging for further financial support. Money. Greenbacks. Cabbage. Of which she has plainly run out of. If I were a super-delegate, this is EXACTLY what I'd say to her this morning:
"Hillary....forget the fact that your blue pantsuit made your ass look like a runaway caboose catching up to the train wreck that's already happened, ok? It's OVER. O-V-E-R. You can't catch him; you're almost broke; you're already in debt; you ain't got the math to overtake him, even WITH Florida and Michigan potentially being added...it is OVER. Follow me? So stop being such a power-hungry, opportunistic-grabbing, self-serving, false-sniper-dodging bitch......and drop out already. The writing was on the wall the minute Ann Coulter said SHE'D campaign for YOU. And what the christ did you think you were doing, giving a "victory" speech in Indiana BEFORE you'd even WON IT??? Dammit...I wanted to punch you in the goddamn ovaries for pulling that stunt! Look....if you have even the SLIGHTEST ambition of being on the Democratic V.P. ticket, you'd better do something FAST, to get into HIS good books.....like gracefully dropping out NOW, and throwing your support behind HIM. Period. Because you KNOW that McCain don't stand a friggin' chance against EITHER one of you, in November. So it'll be a calk-walk for the nominee. And at this point, the nominee WILL be Barack. Do the math, you dumb parasitic bitch. Or do you need a goddamn wooden stake driven through the spot where normal people have a heart? Because that's EXACTLY what will happen soon, in Oregon and Kentucky. So smarten up, clam up and bow out. A new historical chapter in the United States of America is about to be written, and all YOU'RE doing, is standing in the FREAKIN' WAY! SO BUZZ OFF!"
I couldnt believe she still was trying after the that...
Unfuckin' believeable... I tell ya..
Canuck some people still can't face the fact that a black man could be president. I know they're trying to make race not a big deal, but when i was growing up i never thought as a little black boy growing up in Montgomery al i would never see a black man be president, but soon that we be a reality and reading some of the comments posted on this site and listening to others talk it still seems some people cant get over it. I come to conclusion because the only grips I hear from people are %u201Cwhat change can he bring%u201D.. I%u2019m sitting there thinking what can he do wrong that isn%u2019t already fucked up.. We%u2019re in a position right now in this economy the only way to go is up we%u2019re already down.. The fuckn%u2019 dollar is almost equivalent to the peso%u2019%u2026lol
lol.. i'm suprise you could read my post.. glumbert did a number on it, with all of the percent signs..lol
Hey, it's pretty much over for Hillary all BS aside... I'm just waiting for the "muslim" "he's not american" attacks by the mccain party.. those republicans are very sneaky bunch..i tell ya..but, I suspect Obama to brush those off like he did the rev wright fiasco and march into the white house..
OH SHIT!! Now THIS is a national tragedy of monumental proportions to ALL Canadians:
http://healthandfitness.sympatico.msn.ca/A Mediocre Year for Maple Syrup/news/ContentPosting.aspx?isfa=1&newsitemid=22017&feedname=BUM_NUTRITION_EN&show=False&number=0&showbyline=True&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc&date=False
It didn't paste the whole addy! Well, here it is, in all of its horrible glory:
"A Mediocre Year for Maple Syrup:
The price of maple syrup will be more expensive this year because of a below average harvest.
Spring of 2008 qualified as a mediocre year for the maple syrup industry since certain producers have ended the season making less than half their usual production.
Gérald Brisebois, owner of a sugar bush in the Laurentides, said that he has collected 60% of his normal yield, reported Cyberpresse.ca.
The Federation of Maple Syrup Producers in Québec has confirmed the numbers, estimating that Québec has produced around 70% of the normal harvest.
The annual total is not complete, since the last drops of maple syrup will be harvested in Gaspésie and Bas-Saint-Laurent regions.
What is the consequence of low maple syrup production? A rise in maple syrup prices which will affect consumers."
I prefer to think of the winner as being the one who has the most.....how shall I put this?......"newness"?....."sincere optimism"?...."intelligence"?....to offer.
Excuse a simple Brit for asking this question, but why is Obama black? Surely one of his parents is white? Serious question. And why should someone who is part Kenyan have any affinity with Afro-Caribbean Americans?
It all reminds me a bit of Dennis Hopper's taunting of Christopher Walken in True Romance when he said Sicilians were descended from the Moors, and hence black.
I am afraid we had a "sincere, touchy feely, man of the people" here in Britain not long ago. His name was Tony Blair, and he backed Bush up to the hilt over Iraq.
Why if my mother is English am I an asshole? Because that 50% trumps the smart side(Dutch) everytime.
By the way we are ALL descended from black Africa!
Your from the BI's your sun has set long ago, we (I) don't want to have to spend the next 10 yrs explaining the US's policy on MBE to you. He's black, but your old colony days would label him half breed or malado.
Thanks for your reply. Now, has anyone anything intelligent to say on the subject?
I resent your implication that my question in some way infers racist undertones. Nothing could be further from the truth.
By the way, I agree about the English, being, as I am, Scottish. Bad luck with your breeding - stubborn, pig headed Dutch and fucking idiot nglish.
Hey, easy on the English bashing Arse! I think it's all about roots ownership. For many years blacks were segregated and now in recent years aren't quite so much. I never heard the term "African-American" until about 20 years ago and I have seen blacks dressed as if they have just stepped off the plane from Nairobi, some of these people's families have lived in North America for 200 years. I am sure many of them couldn't point out Africa on a globe but they are proud African-Americans! As far Obama being black/white/both, I think the general population wants him to be black so they can have the black man/white woman race. Obama sure looks black to me! That's just my opinion, I am entitled to my opinion and so is everyone else!
web -
English bashing is an ancient Scottish hobby! There is no malevolence attached, I an assure you.
I think you may be right about America wanting to pigeon hole Obama as "black". Some of it, I am sure, is media-led. It's always surprised me that there hasn't been a black president already. Black people seem to occupy plenty of high-powered positions in the States, both in politics and the public and private sector. In fact, watching American TV shows, there looks as if there's a 50-50 split, especially in cops movies and so on, and the roles seem evenly split between good and bad, powerful and downtrodden characters, the same as the white actors play. I actually thought America had outgrown the race thing, but what do I know?
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