Cidd, are you happy now? A First poster? Can we quit with the first reply to first post and first reply to any post? You are a bona fide first poster, and my congratulations. You are a true viking now. A strong and noble warrior, deserving of our respect.
for you freetobe1962 I will...but it is such a rush....but I like you and your posts and sence I'm running out of ways to spell cidd I will hand the tourch to another dumb ass.but I want to go on record that I'm the best first replyer the world has ever seen!
*it was only my way of showing that the whole"FIRST"thing is a dumb game that gives losers a chance to be first at something in life*
First and foremost, I recognize your firstness, you rule the land of firsting, you can let it go now as first seems to be burned into my screen! You've made your point! lol, your comments are much better when they are more than one word!
Damn lol. The land of fisting comment I noticed just before getting off this crappy video made it all worth while. I never thought fisting would make me laugh so hard.
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
And who is the master of this quote??? There will be a quiz later...
planet
LA GLUMBERTSTEICHAN??
That would be what - Esperanto?
Try a little tolerance please. Adolf has been around for a while, and some of his English is better than that of a few Glumberters. I'm sure he doesn't mind your criticism, but if he does, I imagine he'll let you know!
Take it easy.
Mono Für Alle!:Hallo Verfassungsschutz by Mono Für Alle!
Hallo... Verfassungsschutz Hier bin ich Habt Ihr mich schon... In euren Akten stehn? Nein? Dann wird es aber Zeit Den ich darf euch... nicht entgehn Ich seh vielleicht ganz ungefährlich aus Deswegen falle ich euch auch überhaupt nicht auf
Doch irgendwann... da werde ich auf euch schießen Mit einem Gewehr in meiner Hand. Ja irgendwann da muss ich wohl auf euch schießen Denn dieses ist auch mein Land.
Und Ihr braucht nicht glauben die Gesellschaft sei so kompliziert Weil es sind nur wenige die bestimmen was passiert
Und irgendwann da werde ich auf sie schießen Mit einem Gewehr in meiner Hand. Ja irgendwann ... da muss ich wohl auf sie schießen Denn dieses... ist auch mein Land. Denn dieses ist auch mein Land. Denn dieses ist auch mein Land. (ja)
Ja irgendwann da werde ich auf euch schießen. Denn ich habe keine andere Wahl. Ja irgendwann da muss ich wohl auf euch schießen das ist traurig aber wahr.
thanx referee arse and ill try mellow out my responses for some of the glumberteers with seniority and my comment was actually to pimp but any sorry to any i offended with exception to sinkingboat you can still fuck off in ENGLISH
i'm going to delve into this topic here. the reason i am doing so is because i can't tell anyone i know what i did last night- all my friends think the idea is repulsive. so here we go, fat-haters, racists, youth-haters, trolls, chubbies, cube-workers, and any other rnr demographics i've missed:
yesterday, i got a colonic. and boy oh boy, was it awful.
i got hooked on the idea initially because it sounded like a great spring cleaning for the insides. i was told that it makes you feel great. then when i found out it can take off a few pounds, i decided i had to do it. i've been about 3 pounds over my goal weight of and thought this could do the trick that diet and exercise have failed at lately.
so i make an appointment and go. they have me lay on my side on a table. then they make me help them stick this thing up my ass. the thing was too big. i could not deal. i yelled and screamed for something smaller, and the clinician begrudgingly went and found a littler one. ok. so we stick this new thing up my ass, and while it doesn't feel like i'm being raped viciously like the other did, it is still far, far from pleasant.
then they have me lay on my back, with this big tube in my ass. i am like, oh my god, what the hell am i doing. this is insanity. then they start with the water. yes, water, up my ass. till it's full, and very uncomfortable. then she reverses the flow and "massages" my colon through my stomach very fiercely, with her fists.
this happens half a dozen times or so. my stomach cramps repeatedly, she pounds on it like a boxer, gross things flow through the weird clinical machine i'm hooked up to. when she says, "just one more time" for the third time, i put my foot down. this is it. we need to be done. she does a crazy herbal-tea-up-the-ass trick, and pronounces us finished.
fast forward to this morning...i just sat around in pained shock, unable to tell anyone of my ordeal. now, i do not feel fresh or revived. i do not feel clean or spritely. so it's no different, and i am only 1 pound lighter. the right side of my stomach, where she beat the hell out of me, is so sore that i cannot touch it. i have to poop, but i am scared, scared of what might come out, that my body might now from this point forward be fucked up and think my ass is a place to pee out of.
i was vain. i was stupid. i paid someone $70 of my hard earned money to violate me up the ass for a long time and beat my stomach, and now i am ashamed and embarrassed. i just had to tell someone. thank you for your time.
Cidd, MUCH more gallant than I am just for trying. AssStreamer should try since he doesn't care about the neo fascist and quasi-corporate freaks sniffing aroundhis pooter...
Damn cidd, I hope you don't have diverticular disease, ulcerative colitis, Crohn's disease, severe hemorrhoids, blood vessel disease, congestive heart failure, heart disease, severe anemia, abdominal hernia, gastrointestinal cancer, recent colon surgery, or intestinal tumors! All of which should be checked before have a colonic!
You sure don't want to have a perforation of the abdominal wall, electrolyte imbalance, or heart failure caused by excessive absorption of water.
Just make sure you get yourself some supplements containing friendly colon bacteria, called probiotics or you'll lose more than weight!
cid next time call me. last year i bought a power washer from sears... 5 h.p.. this baby can take the paint off of siding. also it comes with a variety of attachments. we'll get those 3 lbs of caked on fecal matter blasted off there pronto... total cost $35 and i'll wash off your car too
Cidd, Honey, try some prune juice next time. It's loathsome stuff, to most people, but will clean you out, no ass reamings involved! I think you can get a whole bottle for about $3.
Just trying to help.
Mix the prune juice with some draft beer. Don't forget to grab a few of those gas station burritto's and you will be all set. Hell, you may even blow your colon out your ass. You can have someone scrape it off and then shove it back inside when they are done. Just trying to help out.....
Hi Riz! I liked it too, maybe failed to mention that on my way down with all the other stuff to read! It was pretty funny, and if animals could talk, most likely, exactly what they would be thinking/saying! Survival of the fittest. Plain and simple, as harsh as it is.
Perhaps you should be out trying to find it instead of posting lame, worn out phrases on the internet then. "There's 1:58 I'll never get back..." Very original, Shakespeare.
Had barely stopped laughing at the video when I came upon Cidd's colonic post....and started laughing all over again...what a hilarious string this has turned out to be!
It also got me to remember back a long time, when my grandmother used to think an emetic cured all ills - the first time was new to me, but the second time I knew what was going to happen, but couldn't stop her anyway. And whatever that didn't cure, cod liver oil would (ghaaaaaahhhh). And whatever that didn't cure, an enema would - I guess that's the former term for "colonic", but no one beat on my stomach, and green tea was not on the menu. Well, survived these "cures", but certainly won't volunteer to try any of them again, especially after the Cidd report.
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