I think he may have been trying to see if the sweatpants made his ass look fat. Ohh yeah, he wanted to make sure that his last encounter succeeded in the proper plucking of dingleberries.
No, the only gyms in canada are jim beams. everyone's fat, drunk, unshaved, and hasn't showered for a month. no wonder it has a low birth rate - the women can't stand being near fat smelly bastards like canuck1963.
Actually, the US has a much higher obesity rate than Canada (just Google it, some interesting studies out there)....but we're probably drunk more...damn that Molson and Moosehead...
It's so cute that dirk is sticking up for his fellow canadian canuck1963.
Possible explanations:
1) there's more going on between the two of 'em than we think
2) they're both night shift security guards at a local factory in Toronto. This would explain their late postings and canuck's claim to be in law enforcement (note how generic his description was)
3) they're the same person. Canuck has created an alias to assist in his losing cause. Note that both have made reference to trailers etc, that is an obvious giveaway.
Either way, you guy(s) are so cute (figuratively, clearly not literally).
I dated a canadian once. He had a small, dirty, uncircumsized penis. Not very satisfying. His teeth and breath were so disgusting that I got a UTI after he ate me.
Okay, now you're pissing me off. Absolutely guarantee you wouldn't say that to my (yes, a Canadian and proud of it) face. Hide behind that screen little man.
Wow, gonna have to go with billboat on this one. You make comments about other people being stupid and yet, you consistantly have spelling errors and improper grammar. Maybe someone didn't "explane" how the English language works...haha, I can't believe some of your spelling mistakes. Maybe your just "liberial" with the rules of the language...o gosh, another gut-buster. I'm not saying you're less of a person, or making fun of you being an American, but if you're going to put someone down for their "reading" skills, maybe you should have some writing skills.
And PS, is every thread going to be the American-Canadian Battle?? Personally, I have real people to go and talk to, so I'm not even going to start on this one....
K, this got posted in the wrong place.... was in response to the "you can't read" vs. "you can't spell" between billboat and some guy who thinks he's jesus...or something like that
yes canada,what good are thay to anyone? any how there just a waste of natural resource! now thats a country worth invading if not for that then just to put thoes Quebecker's under owr thumb and outlaw thier butcherd french language and at that the real french would be over joyed seeing as thay cant stand them any more than i can stand the french . pretty good plan all the way around me thinks.
Okay there throb, first of all, for 43 I'm in pretty good shape. Second, I'm married with kids so basically have little or no life. You on the other hand purport yourself to be 6'4" young and in tip top shape. Explain this. Why do you spend your life in front of a computer watching Glumbert and posting nasty comments? Shouldn't you be out with your girlfriend (or boyfriend or hamster, whatever you're into) Maybe that's why you are so angry, you're not getting any.
bush i know your not from the u.s . but nevertheless i left a few words for ya back at bebt of service. oh and you help give us a bad name thanks . of corse not on your own, you do not possess that power but you have are goverment to help mainly in that arena.
jesushbush: stupid, ridiculous name = nutjob Tool and intellectually sub-par
douchebag: same as previous
pcracist: same as previous
Throbmystick/susanvi: A dumb Plank (made to be drilled/screwed by said tools)
And on a brighter note....the Glumbert Awards for Wit, Creativity, Humor and over-all constructive contribution to any given topic/thread:
Randl: Keeps me in stitches
Billboat: Dry wit, coupled with sincerity when opportunity requires it
Podman: Good use of sarcasm at times in getting his point across, writes from genuine belief
streamlined: completely opposite views to most of this site, BUT, has and CAN put forth a decent argument for his point of view; provided a terrific fencing-and-jousting competition; tended to slide a bit into the name-calling territory, but avoided it overall. Very enjoyable.
imthebigbadwolf: Decent-sounding fellow; focussed viewpoints; not contributing as often as I'd like to see.
mako100: relative newcomer to my attention; demonstrated a good-natured sense of humor; logical, concise arguments, based on apparent well-travelled experiences, and varied observations from same; seems to have to ability to parry-pivot-and-thrust as good as anyone.
leafforlife: relatively recent to my attention; seems a decent enough sort; already has posted rebuke to one of the Tools; gets kudos for that alone.
aceinyourface: actually cracks me up at times (a pity his profanity gets in the way; makes trying to figure his viewpoint a little harder...but still...very funny sometimes)
canuck1963: A nice guy; a swell guy; a smart guy; what's not to like?
Okay. That's it. Show's over. Gala winners to the Party Room, and bring your awards.
The Tools can basically make for the exit, and scram.
I'm sure there's a basket-weaving contest happening out there somewhere, that will be more suited to your.....ahhhh....intellectual levels.
Next time Canuck please make the pink tutus standard for the "winners" instead of just the presenter. I thought your beanie cap with propeller was a nice touch to your ensemble. I certainly discourage your Mork and Mindy suspenders and red leg warmers.
I am guessing you are French Canadian because when you did your patented handstand and your tutu lifted up to expose your crotchless thong panties there were massive amounts of pubic hair. I could not tell whether I was looking at your arse or your front side.
Go ahead and rattle off something about the clothing for the "losers" as you will be beating a dead horse on this topic.
I just appreciate the fact that you people think enough of Canadians to give so much of your time to write about us.
As for the Canadians getting pissed off, look where it's coming from and get over it. We live here and we know how good we have it. Ask yourself which side of the border would you rather live. I've been to Europe and as soon as they found out I was Candian and not American, I was treated a whole heck of a lot better. So what does that tell you?
Dirk, just a clarification. I don't get pissed of at Americans, I get pissed of at one American(or two, or three,depends how many aliases he's using) Throbstick. I am actually very fond of our neighbours to the south(even though their made in America spell check just told me I should spell neighbour...neighbor......oh well) In fact I visit quite often and have ALWAYS found them very decent. Lesson for America, throw out throbstick, pcracist and the like and the world will love you.............just don't send 'em here.
it tells me if or better yet when i go abroad that i will wear the maple leif on my jacket along w/ a flames jersey. i will practice the word out and hoser and the phrases, thats wicked eh and he shoots he scoooress..........because it peckerwoods aforementioned #**##* BUSH that go around embarrassing the rest of us here and his vote is his legacy w/is the worst administration since andrew johnson the 17th president who every time his name pops up in history its always on the wrong side of whatever thier writing about. and these guys in the white house act like cast of gomer pyle ... but thats not fair cause i liked gomer. i could say thay are like the cast of gillagan's island and thay are all playing gillagan, but again i liked gillagan so i face a terrible dilemma either i quit comparing these pretend innocent t.v caricature's with the real life blundering villain's and get out of this post or carry on til im so confused i cant remember what i was carrrying on about (about, another word i must practice for my canadian impersonation abroad) oh yes its come back to me ##**#HBUSH DO US ALL A FAVOR AND COME BACK WITH SOMTHING .................................SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER !!!!!!!
MY APOLOGIAS TO ALL THE 5TH GRADERS THREW OUT THE WORLD .... AND GET TO BED
I've went back, and looked at ALL of the posts we've made thus far. Point-counter-point; offer-rebuttal; tit-for-tat; and on and on. And once I really looked at it, you can actually see a picture emerge; not only that, one can begin to easily sump the others position in a few short sentences or more; example....YOUR position is thus:
1. Make claims based purely on your say-so;
2. Dismiss any/all arguments as "left-wing", or "biased"; or feign mock-anger when a political leader is jabbed.
3. When above options appear to be failing, resort to childish name-calling, which is the proven, last bastion of most/any blind, right-wing zealots (this pattern is disturbingly, but predictably, consistant).
Look, you had me admittedly hooked on this debate, because you seemed quite sensible and articulate with your arguments....BUT....you keep following the same pattern: you make claims...but offer only your say-so or belief behind them; you've made maybe one or two or three posts to illustrate/verify or attempt to give credence to what you've said; the other times? Zip. Zilch. Just name-calling. That's it. You ask me questions, I answer them honestly, and instead of giving DECENT reasons as to why I might be wrong or mistaken...you go back to the friggin' condescending/name-calling. You make these goddamn grandoise claims of "having a copy of the Constitution", and yet when I ask you REPEATEDLY to quote me something out of your GREAT COPY...you do nothing. So when I do it, you turn around and like a little kid throwing a tantrum, you say "OOOOO! Noooo! It's WRONG!! That's not what it SAYS!!! You got it from Salon, or such-and-such place!!" And did you post ANYTHING out of your GRAND EFFING COPY TO SHOW I'M WRONG??? Ah, no. Instead, all you do is make the most seriously, insipid argument that ANY DECENT LOYAL AMERICAN (not to mention the Founding Fathers) would have you strung up for; you said:
"The Pres does NOT taking marching orders from Congress...never has, never will."
In-fucking-credible.
You've just elevated George W.-I-Can't-Even-Speak-Normal-English Bush....to a....monarch. Is that it? The President is like a "king"?? His powers all-sweeping? Holy Christ. Okay. ONE LAST TIME: CONGRESS SETS POLICY....THE PRESIDENT IS THE GO-BOY WHO, AS C-IN-C of the MILITARY....CARRIES OUT THAT POLICY, USING THE MILITARY IF NEEDED. Comprendo? He is NOT the C-IN-C of EVERYONE, okay??? JUST THE MILITARY. NOT CIVILIANS. NOT CONGRESS. NOT THE SENATE. NOT THE LOCAL GODDAMN 7-11. JUST...the military. Now, if you got something that FACTUALLY DISPUTES this very issue...then let's have it. Stop wasting my time with name-calling and labelling, and let's SEE IT. And depending on what you show me, this issue could (or will) be over with. So let's have it. Shit or get off the pot. I raised, and now I'm calling. What're you holding?
To press on.......
I. "Scooter" Libby (Dick Felon-In-Waiting Cheney's former Chief of Staff) was found guilty and convicted on four out of five counts of perjury and obstruction. He drew a 30-month prison term, but your effing "king" commuted his sentence, and instead let him pay a $250,000 fine, and that was that. I'm sure a pardon will follow. Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. Anyways, it's the first concrete evidence of rot, arrogance and cold, dank shit that exists in a once-proud office, previously held by great men. But the crew in there NOW? They allow for great temptation to slip into a sweet, frothing "Lynch Mob-mentality", and have them ALL taken care of in that way. And what do I base THAT on? Well, I can answer that with a question to YOU: Streamer....you like being a MEMBER of the 29% Club?? 29%!!!!! 29 goddamn PERCENT!! That means 70% of Americans CANNOT STAND THIS MAN. Last November, the people spoke....and that was that. End of story. Goodbye, Mr. Chips.
Your "king" ordered wiretapping WITHOUT a warrant. He got one LATER, when he knew he was, well, maybe, kinda in the wrong about it. Incomptetent fool.
As far as the "torture" issue goes, of course I'm not going to quote the Geneva Convention to you; close-minded zealots like yourself often abhor written agreements that your government signed onto; those like you who support this kind of government, usually prove that their signatures aren't worth anything at all. Rather, I'll go another route: your government is actively involved in "extrordinary renditions"; it is actively engaged in torture around the world; it is common practice to kidnap, detain and transport anyone they like, to a "Black Site" ; it has done so for a VERY long time now (even before Abu Ghraib...that was only because actual pictures came out of there, and someone was sickened enough to take action; deserves a medal)). It does this because your "king" has decreed that they are "enemy combatants", and such are not eligible to have the Rule of Law applied to them (be it American or Common law). Recently, though, your "king" (idiot that he is) has made it clear he WILL abide by the Geneva Convention Articles. My fuckin' hero. Dosen't matter, because niether I (nor 70 % of Americans) believe ANYTHING that comes out of his illiterate, shit-spewing gate; and that goes TRIPLE for the lying, traitorous guttersnipe that calls himself "the V.P." (who, by the way, shot an old man in the face, and didn't even have a hunting licence to begin with; shoulda gotten an inmate number for that fiasco ALONE. Fuck.)
As for a "timetable of withdrawal"? I believe in no such thing.
"Timetable"???
Oh give me a fucking break.
Get every boat, every plane, get every ANYTHING to EVERY PORT or AIRPORT....and load'em up. And take the next fuckin' stagecoach out. Simple. Easy. Affordable. No layaway plan. No more needless American deaths. Don't know what the bickerings all about. And this can all be accomplished relatively easily because......INOYB.
Yes...it's another OPINION piece; so READ IT. And look who's doing the writing. A QUALIFIED source, I'd say.
So enough with the name-calling, flag-waving, condescending, sabre-rattling bullshit.
"Having travelled pretty well, most would fall into the envy category, from my perspective."
Gee, I'm shocked. Now THERE'S a healthy dose of objectivity. Fuck sakes.
Either show me CONCRETE PROOF I'm wrong....or say nothing at all, but don't keep spewing the same "It's all left-wing crap" bullshit, ok? (because then you'll look sillier than you already do).
hahahahaha....u asshole look you spelled throughout wrong if all the 5th graders do see that thay will see the leberial ass hole you really are you and that cuntnuck n dilldoat. and any other leberial shit 4 brains!!
Wow, incredible, you have proven my "you are the stupidest asshole on Glumbert" thesis without my help. Good for you little buck-a-roo. Now go back to the sandbox with the rest of the half-wits. You are, the weakest link(or the missing link, not sure.)
there u are you touchhole . yes i did spell that wrong dident you read below where i wrote that out deerrrrrrrrrrrr. oh and by the way whats a LEBERIAL is that a combo lebanese liberal now called a leberial? oh one more thing i probly spelled a few wrong up top so please check for me will you willbur?
you have no backbone and your a traitor to your country did u know that u coward? wearing a fag maple lief insted of the american flag, u suck and your not so smart jerk.
omg lmao dude are you like 9 maybe 12 ? i think you must be thats the only explanation there is for what im reading here. unless your a ahem ..... well............ your an IMBECILE.... well im going with that then. yep thats it your an imbecile. gatto go good night and thanks im taking my canuck 1963 award and retiring to the after awards party. sorry you cant come thoe really would like to verbally pound you some more lol. besides its a black and white . you know formal, no that dosent mean race try to follow the bouncing ball will you!! bye willbur
Don't sweat it, Bro. I got a SUPERB suite all ready for ya; I'll have my boys take care of the basket weaver, this jesus-whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is.
hahahahaha look at the smart guy god ur stupid , how stupid could u be i mean it i hope im not the only one who can see that ur not that smart. i really do u cowardly pussy. u should live in canada there the only ones who would have u.
Who wants to fight me? I'm 7'10", 345, all muscle. Give me your phone number and address and I'll come over and light dog shit on your doorstep and prank call you. And then we can play Halo all night.
I would like to just clarify that I have no problems with Americans. My sister married an American and her two girls, my nieces are American. My aunt has lived outside Chicago (go hawks) since the seventies and my cousin served in the first gulf war.
What Glumbert has become is an anti-Canadian site i believe thanks to Canuck who in the cyber world is a big tough fucker in his thirties or forties but in the real world his a 14 year old shit.
As for Stickboy, he lives in a trailer down by the river and we try not to think about him until Cops come on.
Glumbert has become an "anti-Canadian" site?? Thanks to "me"??
Would you like to elaborate on that, pinhead?
You're more-than-welcome to cut and paste ONE example of where I knock Americans as a people or a collective whole, as opposed to putting the FEW SPECIFIC dimwits in their places. Knocking George Bush and the current U.S. Administration (AND their foreign policy) is a deeply-felt calling on my part, and totally honest. Either we have free speech...or not. Which is it?
Now, I guess my point to a fuckin' airhead like yourself is this:
MOST Americans are perceptive enough to see when I (or anyone else) criticize their GOVERNMENT....it's not a slam against the people, or the nation as a whole. Plus, last I checked, 70% of Americans are on side with me on this one.
Now, after having said that, the few rabid "anti-Canadian" types in these parts, have resorted to slamming MY country as a whole, as well as its citizens and culture; and why? Because I had the GALL to call Bush a lying sack of shit, plus, they got nothing else because they know I'm right about EVERYTHING.
Plus, you're a Hawks fan, so that alone makes you lower-than-low in MY books.
So next time, before you flap your sewer gate, maybe a little thoughful analysis might be in order.
You probably live in B.C., don't you? Because you sound like the kind shmucks they have living there.
The sad this is that canuck is actually 44 (or about to turn) and has three kids. Great legacy he's leaving. What a role model.
"Hey kids, look at daddy! He's a security guard at a factory and spends all his free time on Glumbert. I don't have any time for you. Go play with mommy over at granny's. Remember she doesn't live with us anymore. Daddy's got some world changing comments to type with his left hand while his right hand..."
And Bill, if it's that easy to piss you off, you're in the right profession to let off some steam.
I can't belive the vile that exists in most of these threads. Absolutely nothing to do with the clips!
Dirk, I tend to side with you. I don't care to know canuck's agenda, but he's not doing us any favors. My objective opinion is that he's looking to shock, wants some attention, and is therefore deliberately irritating the largest audience.
I you're indeed seious canuck, shouldn't you be focusing on our own government which has some serious problems of its own? Kind of like focus on your own back yard before you complain about your neighbors. And you can do something about it here - your vote counts!
I would be wasting my time having to qualify my remarks about Canuck because all anyone has to do is read one of his rants and they can see he's done it for me.
Canuck for the record, I live about 100km outside the GTA. We may even be neigbours. And try reading some of these threads tougue in cheek and maybe you won't find yourself getting so worked up and running off at the mouth.
Throbstick, I can't believe you and I are on the same page, sorta.
I think you both are FAR too sensitive (like flowers, blossoming in the early-morning mist), and as a result, are completely biased and oblivious to what I have said.
leafforlife....why don't you go and look at the last, oh 96.8% of Throbmysticks last posts, and have a good read at what he has to say about Canada or Canadians in general; and then, if you're STILL on "the same page as him", then this tells me one thing:
You are attracted to him/it/whatever.
dirk: MOST of MY posts ARE tongue-in-cheek in nature; if you can't see that, then I suggest you go back and take an ESL course. YOU, on the other hand, have NO such talent, or ability; and as a result, make moronic comments like previously, and then back-peddle when you're called on it.
Now go away...or I will taunt your obviously uneducated ass a third time.
No need to look very far for an example of canuck bad mouthing 'citizens' and not just 'government'. It's from the same e-mail where he dares you to find an example!!! What an idiot. Anyway here it is:
"You probably live in B.C., don't you? Because you sound like the kind shmucks they have living there. "
Canuck, I said I was on the same page as Dirk, not throbstick. He and I have nothing in common. Based on your last comment to me, however, you and throbstick are on the same page: you're both homophobic.
Get em' Leaf. The reason why Canuck acts homophobic is because it is a defensive mechanism to his secret desires. He has not come out of the closet yet so he is trying to repress his desires by bashing his natural tendencies. A textbook example of resentment towards his repressed feelings and his inability to cope with his mixed emotions. He may be married, but he is secretly attracted to the male species.
Demean me? I'm a useddouchebag. What could be more demeaning than that?
Now then, you feel that you are the wittiest at comments, however it is clearly delusions of grandeur. Those that share the same feelings as you are probably those that are in your circle jerk club. Your CJC get so bored of beating their own meat that they trade the favors.
I would have to say why you think that you are wittier is that you have to try to get the last word edgewise, and when you don't it seems that you lack a semi-intelligent answer or you would have to repeat a previous post. It is because you get the last word that you think you have won. However, the content of your posts does not cut as deep as many of those that others post. Quality not quantity.
So go ahead and get the last word. Don't disappoint me.
hey bush what did you think of the video that was posted above ? did you think was funny or not? did you think it was real or not? how about that we just comment on the video ? do you want to try ?
listen i know it can be tough out there , all alone no one to talk to. err i mean like a real person. i have watched o lot of movies about sad n lonely people hear them singing songs on the radio about them also. i can only imagine the pain you must feel every time you see or hear them. your anger shine's like a glowing green orb in a foggy darkness and your bitterness is like the army that follows that beacon in to an allready sanguine soaked field of those who have carried that banner and have thus fallen before you. like the Angels ripped from heaven by god let your anger pour unto these pages sparing no one and condeming all.
Hey videocritic relax, We're just having a good natured debate sprinkled with some reality, some fiction and a whole heapin' helpin' of sarcasm(my fave) Haven't seen you here before so just in case you're new here and not just another throbstick alias, I'll fill you in. Canuck is fine, he just likes putting the pond scum in their place and may occasionally get carried away. Leaf is new and is pretty cool. Just needs to settle in and realize that the majority of us here are NOT gay bashers. Dirk, still not sure, intelligent enough but not here long enough to catch on when people are yankin' a chain. Jesushbush? Well there's a horse from a different garage. One of two things, either he(I presume he) is one of those who just post outrageous things to get a response or, we have ourselves a genuine, dyed in the wool, backwoods country dumbass here(god I hope the former is true)
heres how it is, cuntuke, dilldoat n randyfag r assholes. throbstick and useddouchebag beat them down on a daily n nightly bases not to mention some others . maybe you can wind up with a verbal beating to or you can be smart and give them?
those dam yankees lol. douuch if it werent for the red sox yankee rivalry i wouldent watch baseball.
kinda like here with all you you guys love the drama and ass of late the intrigue. with all the aliases and information and misinformation lol cheers all !!!
Randal my friend, if I or anyone else here truly took this seriously, well, shame on them. We'll probably all meet up some day and have a beer and look back on all the good rhetorical burns and say, "good on ya". All in the pursuit of a little thought prevoking entertainment. Hey, I bet even old jesushbush could treat to a few shots. Oh well, just wishful thinking I suppose.
Okay, I'm getting worried. I truly think this site has bought it. Who's with me? Ace, Randal, Canuck, Throb, Mako, Dirk, Wolf, Douche, All of throbs aliases, where do we go now?
Canuck: You called me a "patriotic flagwaving Republican Tool."
What party do you associate yourself with so we get some clarity here?
You criticize our country for butting into everyone else's business but yet look at what you are doing! If you held a position in office I would bet a few dollars your ass would be in every country on the planet's business! LOL
Anyhow, I do not deny being any of your comment except for the TOOL part in which you can take back and shove up your abused hole!
I need to check up on here more often, seems as though you think you are taking over the site. We can't have any of that. If I get more time I will post more often but seeing as though I have two houses, two kids, and a wife to look after I doubt the above happening. Maybe you can login under buyamerican2 and post some retoric on your own comments to seem as though I am here. Keep it clean though!!! LOL I do enjoy reading up on your logic! HAHA . . . you should definitely be in politics with the twisted logic that goes on in your head and then lasts for many long paragraphs at a time! LOL
Knowing the REAL age of some of you would help in my responses or lack there of to your posts . . . The inequalities of internet chat compared to the good old face to face chat is definitely a downer! I would definitely enjoy a few beers by a fire eating fresh small-mouth and tabasco while chatting about these topics! That way I could just beat the ever-loving-shit out of some of you and send you crying back to your mama's car to drive home back to your mama's house!!! That'l do for today's rant! Until next time Canuck . . . . LOL
As I've said before Buyamerican, that's the funny thing about this forum. We all bitch, complain, poke and posture, but if we all sat down for a few drinks, we'd probably laugh our asses off. One of the good things about western civilization and human nature in general.
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