The old is new, the new is old. One day someone will show us a brick (a building block) and then the Great Wall...then someone will say "Cool, but way too long".
Warning: when you see a video of how to discover fire we've (d)evolved to the point your ass will be up around your shoulder blades...mankind as we know it will end (again).
Mildly interesting, but when you have a whang that reaches to your knees and women queuing up to sample it, most other things pale into insiginificance.
I just wish Glumbet would run a clip showing the biggest penises of all time so that I could put something on my profile.
Apparently, the French guy Sarkozy's is 9 inches, whereas Gordon Brown's is a measly 3 inches.
Gore Vidal was reputed to have a pretty long one, but as he was gay, that didn't really count.
I understand that Obama's is tiny, and McCain's is like a shrimp.
Go figure!!
I love a good wager, y'know? (but I'm never gonna bet on hockey again...no way...fuck that). Here's a bet to all of my opersonal detractors out there (I'm serious here):
If McCain/Palin win the election....I will stay AWAY from Glumbert for 60 days; that means NO aliases; no comments; NOTHING. Zip. Zilch....from ME.
Now, if it's an Obama/Biden win.....my detractors will do the same. EXACTLY the same. And you KNOW I WILL pay up; I've lost a bet on these threads before.....and I've lived up to my end of the bargain. Like a manly-man with integrity.
Well.....what ya think?
Any of you Repub-----I mean----cONSERVATIVES.....wanna sit down at the table, and ante-up? Or are there NO bettin' MEN amongst your UNMANLY numbers??
Best be quick about it....this paddle-steamer we is on, that's headin' up the Mighty Mississippi......is gonna dock soon.
So trah not tuh dither with yo' fears too long. And TRAH tuh be GENTLEMENLY 'bout it. Look-heah.....ah'll even do this, if'n it'll make yuh feel bettah:
(takes his derringer out from underneath his fine, fine coat......and places it out of reach....on the table, in plain view; starts calmly shuffling cards, with a benign smile on his MANLY features...and gives the scurrilous mob facing him, a sly wink)
This just gets better and better! And you can bet (BET? DID SOMEONE SAY BET???) that by mid-day tomorrow, this'll be another nail in this fucking guys coffin. Then, finally, The Palin Whore and The Crooked Ol' Fart will be buried for good.
LOL!
Man-oh-man.......these Republi-goons just can't get ANYTHING right anymore!!
As Canadians ,all we should care about is that the new American president who ever the fuck he is will honour the NAFTA agreement. Besides that ,who else the fuck cares ,except the Americans that have screwed them selves for voting for BUSH. Sorry americanglumpertarians, sad but true.
I'm looking for a relationship with someone who is mildly retarded, has a snatch the size of Belgium and who blows like a hoover. Also, they musst have a healthy bank account.
How do you shape up?
By the way, Canuck is a perverted old bastard with a dick the size of a pistachio nut.
You small pathetic band of right-wing, religious zealots DISGUST me.
The unmanliness of your cowardice is stinking up my paddle-steamer. Between the three or four of you, none could muster up enough balls to take me up on this exquisite offer.
AH DEEEEEMAND......THAT Y'ALL REMOOOOOVE YO'SELVES FROM THIS HEAH VESSEL!!
This heah's a place foh GENTLEMEN....and NOT cowahds, who cannot abide a simple wager!
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