Hey Bill. Yep still around, but also still working on my house, so not much time here. I also have so many things that I should be doing that I feel guilty wasting time here now.
...actually, we CAN translate from the native Canadian [oops, Canadien, or "canuck" - no offense there - and, well, also from the inbred English spoken in various places in the north country. But thanks for the favor ("favour", northside)].
I'm not too sure she is looking for a male....she's ruled out most of their characteristics.
Perhaps she is like Clark Kent...if she takes off her sweater, maybe she's Linda Evans (hell, I forget who used to play WonderWoman...was it Linda Evans ?...anyway, point made, poorly). And....let's think over whether we really want her to take off her sweater...how desperate are us males ?
Hi chaz! Wish I had something profound to say! I'm just wondering if she is "all there", doesn't really seem to have a strong grip on reality. I mean, we can all wish for our perfect guy, but it would be helpful if she dreamed within her means. She might certainly be able to get a "nice" and "kind" guy, but all the other characteristics she so longs for might be out of her reach. Is that mean of me? I guess it's just my first reaction to the way she expresses herself. Which is, not very well.
Why the hell did you have to go and break up with you sister/girlfrind without trying to bring her standards down also!!!??
I was hoping for maybe a rebound date... But look at her now!! She's way to good for me, stuck up and all!
I guess after you treating her so nice no man is good enough for her now!? She expects so much...How in the hell am I supposed to even perform my so called manly duties!! HUH?
You really fraked it up for the rest of us here!
Thanks Douche...Thanks a lot! Ahh.. er..You wouldn't happen to have her new number now would you?
On the contrary she raised her standards because of me!
I was the unperfect man for her. What I thought was funny, she didn't quite get the humor. Like this one time, I made her lay on her belly, clap her hands and make a howling sound, while I threw sardines at her mouth. My friends thought it was awesome. She cried a little! Another time she didn't see the humor when I gave the rusty trombone to a hot cheerleader type and without cleaning up, went to her place and made her give me fellatio.
There were a few traits I met: I am hot, thin, work-out with a bit of muscle. Hell, I never lied to her I did what I wanted, told her what I did, and she had to accept it! I thought I was funny. Oh well, I got bored of her. Just couldn't get into all those Hello Kitty dolls.
The secret to getting her heart: treat her like crap.
I had that same thought, maybe higher end downs. Or borderline normal, somewhat like the Forrest Gump character. Able to function, but not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
A lovely young girl with Downs Syndrome
Was conned into making a vid.
Now she's on youtube and Glumbert
Watched by Mako and Douchebag and Skid.
Whoever allowed this to happen
Should look at themselves in this light.
Would you like it to happen to you,
You unspeakable bags of dog shite?
As you all know, my face looks like an arse following a botched operation.
However, this does not preclude me from making a comment or two on this video. It is perfectly obvious, as already pointed out by a couple of people on this thread, that this girl has Downs Syndrome. Her physical appearance and open-faced approach are primary symptoms. I agree with the otherwise appalling clevelandmudslide that the posting of this video amounts to a form of abuse.
It's like - "Anyone wanna fuck a Mongol?!"
Even if she had a form of mental retardation, it is not a severe case by any means. She knows exactly what shes doing. She is probably the 40 year old female virgin.
Seriously, I have limited exposure to people with disabilities and in some cases mental retardation. Am I an expert? No. Do I have more exposure than most people? Probably.
This is an innocent video posted by an obviously inexperienced girl. She has a dream of something she has never had before, and she places it very high on a pedestal.
It is inappropriate and inaccurate to comment upon her state of retardation, unless you have observational data of the subjects facial expression on the bus to Chucky Cheese.
I do. I watched her bang her head on the window and screaming in tongues. We had to put a Jofa hockey helmet on her. The problem was that Randal kept putting his tool's helmet on her forehead.
Look at the big picture. This is so sad because she has impossible expectations and will be alone. The sadder part is that many "normal" woman have the same expectations. The saddest part are the guys reading this that have looked at beautiful women, way out of their league and thought "I can get that"
Biowolly - you make a good point.
It puts me in mind of an experience I had when I returned to the UK from the Far East some years ago. I rented a modest bedsit in Islington and for a while I was quite content just to go to work, have a pint or two with colleagues and go to the odd football match.
But I felt there was something lacking in my life, and decided to advertise in the lonely hearts column of the local newspaper.
I thought I was being reasonably honest - GSOH, solvent, likes walks, music, dining out and nights in - the usual stuff. I admit I added a couple of inches to my true height, bu that was the only slight exaggeration.
Imagine my delight when the first date I had was with a very, very attractive girl who seemed to like me and was great fun. We went to a movie, and afterwards to a small restaurant for an excellent Italian meal. The evening was all I had hoped for, and when I sugested we go back to my place for coffee, she even offered to pay for the cab.
Well, one thing led toanother, and she stayed the night - and what a night it was. We seemed to be soulmates, mentally and physically, and I was on clud nine.
Unfortunately, when I woke in the morning I found she had stolen my wallet and defecated in my bath.
She did you a favor Hairypie, Imagine you fell in love, married and had kids with her and then she shows her true nature. You got off easy with some lost cash and a shitty tub. How many guys out there wished they had early warning. Also she could have shat in your wallet and stole your tub instead! Every situation has an upside.
hairypie, have I found adolf? I am on a mission. The creative writings I see under your name bear a striking resemblance to adolf's unmistakable trademark of originality and talent. Have I struck gold? Love your stories, either way.
my perfect girl is not short, overweight, she doesn't wear glasses, she doesn't have braces, she doesn't NOT want to talk about sex, but wants a sexy guy. my perfect girl knows what league she is in and stays in her league, like for example a girl who is a 4 doesn't want a guy who is a 9. That kind of girl is a retard. Sorry but I tried to be honest.
she must be still living home with mom because her room hasn't changed since she went to first grade. poor girl, I want to say leave her alone, but then a voice yells out to me NO.. That bitch is discriminatory and she wants a boyfriend with all the physical attributes that she don't have... yo girl u want skinny sexy guy, well get ur ass skinny and sexy that shit is hard work and hard work gets u nice things... lazy like you gets u a guy with dow syndrome and a mullet. with a bald spot. later delusional girl. D E L U S I O N A L- I know the perfect guy, actually for this girl.... he's Grendel from Beowulf! PERFECT!! I hear the I DO's and he's nice and skinny and NOT a red head!! good luck together.
camuck, weren't you watching the video. She didn't want anyone that was stupid. I am sorry. I feel so bad for you. Maybe someday you'll find the perfect man for yourself. Who knows maybe she'll like Adolf! Do you zhink zo?!!
"He has to be skinny" so she doesn't have to. Only in America are revolting women given these distorted views of self image. Reality says if you are a fugly, fat, demanding broad, you are not getting much.
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