The Pen Is Mightier

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1 year ago
There is a problem...
1 year ago
First to post....big deal.
1 year ago
giggle,

Hi chaz!!
1 year ago
Second, that is...not so big.
1 year ago
that wasn't sharp enough
1 year ago
The lead pencils took the lead, it seems...hence an ode to lead lead.

The leaders of lead led ahead,
The need to lead left unsaid.
They bled a blood that instead
Of red, gray, but still shed.

'Tis said the leader's lead
Was read a heeded need,
For leaded pencil's heads
Were autobeheadedly shed.

This breed of leaders was bred
From need, as need is read,
A heading of heeding instead
Of ceding the leader is dead.

My brain is tired now.

Need bread, need mead, need to feed....will settle for a nice '07 Reisling.
1 year ago
That was amazing.
1 year ago
Wow Chaz-bot.
1 year ago
chaz you could be erased
1 year ago
In other news, that was awkward at best.
1 year ago
Lo! What was thine "Point" !! Har! HAr! Get it...point!! Har!
It makes me go Number 2. Get it??? Me either.
1 year ago
Really long lead up to a penis joke, but I liked it anyways.
1 year ago
The only joke round here about penises is the size of mine.
Elsewhere you'll find me posting about it being 2.5 inches fully erect, which is adequate when you use it only to satisfy yourself.
God had to make people different - in the hilltown, the average size is around 5 inches, with a couple of guys I know making 8 inches. They are assholes, and women hate them, so the guys with the little pricks, like me, tend to bottom feed off the pickings.
You know, for years I used to think that women laughing during sex was a sign they were enjoying it. Maybe it's true. Any ladies out there put me staright on this one?
1 year ago
No ladies would ever talk to you cum face, at least for once you're being truthful about something!!! LOL!!!
1 year ago
fuck off aliasharasser. i know who you are.
1 year ago
tell us who
1 year ago
LOL oh really now! I freaking own you bitch, you're mine now cum gargler!
1 year ago
Stole this joke from SNL.

I'd love to buy a Penis Mightier.
Who's selling them?
1 year ago
i think you can buy them in mens health magazine
7 months ago
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