Dutch Pedophile Idol

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First:webx3u
3 weeks ago
First!
3 weeks ago
They need to lock up that pedifile.
3 weeks ago
Way to spell "pedophile" wrong when it's right in front of your eyes you dumb shit.
2 weeks ago
2nd,

Don't let Liberty Cabbage bus on U like dat. U spelt pedofile rite. Dat word be in my thesaurasurus AND dikshunaree. Anyways, I be most disturbbed by da turribal singin' in dis video. Daum, dez boys cain't sing a lick.

An speekin' of lickin', did dat guy lick dat boy neck? Whooohooo!!! While I wuz in prizon we'd fugg up a pedofile. Dem folks R da worst - prayin' on liddle kids like dey do. I'd kut dis freek if he be touchin' my boy like dat. Don't even be playin'.
3 weeks ago
What is this tripe assaulting my eyeballs?
3 weeks ago
To borrow a reply...

DRIVEL
3 weeks ago
Maybe it'd be funny if I spoke dutch. Meanwhile, I'm gonna go poor some bleach in my ear to see if I can get that image out of my mind.
3 weeks ago
oops! ...pour...
3 weeks ago
disturbing to say the least.
3 weeks ago
I would like to relinquish my first from this video because of it's disturbing nature. Oh, if only I were the bass player........he'd feel my boot!
3 weeks ago
Hmmm...
no im not gunna try n stick up for him.
I was gunna say somthing like maybe there are long lost brothers, And maybe in that part of the world love is more openly expressed.

But nah, fuck that.
This shit is wrong!
3 weeks ago
This one can get filed with the puppy of the cliff vid............
3 weeks ago
LULZ. FAGOPHILE.
3 weeks ago
lol is all ican say.except that.and that.and that.......
3 weeks ago
I did not know that the Netherlands Chapter of NAMBLA had a cable show....

Note to producer: Do NOT let your pedophile host get all fucked up on Ecstacy when there is going to be a young boy as the guest.... Bad for the ratings.
3 weeks ago
NAMBLA sponsors this video
3 weeks ago
the whole time that fat homo is just thinkin of shit to do to this poor kid after the show
3 weeks ago
CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY.
3 weeks ago
Pause it at 4:38...
3 weeks ago
lol
Thats just fu**ed !
3 weeks ago
omg, why did I follow that advice.
3 weeks ago
The truth behind this video is at 2:03.
3 weeks ago
Deeply disturbing ... I just feel bad for this poor kid !

I would beat the Sh*t of of this dirty bastard !

...
3 weeks ago
I didn't see anything wrong with this video. Why do people think the host is a pedophile? You all are making a big deal out of nothing.
3 weeks ago
says the pederast.
3 weeks ago
I have a feeling this whole thing was a shock comedy gag since 1) the kid never broke his stride and 2) he couldn't sing anyway. But I can't imagine anyone in his right mind greenlighting this skit as something that was okay for a broadcast audience (or any audience for that matter).
3 weeks ago
Yeah I think you're right it was a set up but even a hate filled racist bigot like myself draws the line when it comes to children and the rape of women - I am not going soft every thing else is fair game.

The parents have more to answer for I wouldn't let anyone do that to my child.
3 weeks ago
First, you have to understand the Dutch. They aren't renowned for their sense of humour, and the boundaries between laughs and bad taste can become blurred when you have a basically humorless people.
This is definitely a "comedy" show. Hoever, as in other European countries, e.g. Denmark, the attitude to pedophiles is very different to that in the US or Britain. They are not hated as much, and indeed the laws actually tolerate some of their practices.
Whatever - I agree this video is pretty puke inducing.
3 weeks ago
I can think of a couple of European countries where this guy would have been castrated on the spot.
3 weeks ago
Holy shit.
3 weeks ago
what you guys might not know is that in Holland thre is a pedophile party, they have a seat or two in parliament. However, Holland used to be one of the most puritan countries ever, and most of them are still very good people. If they can have a pedo-party, why can't the US have a 3rd party? more voices, more choices, more freedom.
3 weeks ago
"pedo-party" I can fix that real quick maybe a sharp blade swiftly inserted to the base of the skull in between the first vertebra when done correctly works well.

Not that I would know through first hand experience although the human body is quiet resilient there are easy ways of killing someone its not the site, sound or smell of killing someone that is hard to get over its the feeling the touch on your hands that seem to linger not pleasant at all.

like inserting a sharp knife on its way in there is muscle tendons and worst bones they seem to deflect the blade and god help if your blade penetrates a bone or cartilage pulling the knife out can take some effort. I think.
3 weeks ago
backbone, that was a rather disturbing and sick comment...I loved it! You forgot the part about how hard it is to hang on to the knife when it's all covered in blood and fat! I'm very experienced in the use of a knife the way you describe...OK in field dressing a deer anyway.
3 weeks ago
The US already has a pedo-party. Did you check out the police blotters for GOPers and some supporters' arrests for assaulting minors within the last couple of years?
3 weeks ago
I am the Prober.
I am here to probe the layers of the Glumbert onion. I watch, I wait, I analyse. I probe the posters' motives, feelings and hopes.
Beware before you post. The Prober will know all.
3 weeks ago
Alright then, just what are my "motives, feelings and hopes"....(miter knowing full well he's in for it now).
2 weeks ago
You sound like a jackass, Prober. Passing judgements about people based on something they post on some random video site is probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen anyone do.

How do you expect people to react? "Oh, prober, you're so right. We love you. How are you so wise? You understand me more then I understand myself."

Sorry. Everyone just thinks you're a assumptive idiot.
3 weeks ago
A response at last.
I am the Prober. I probe. That is what I do. You, Mitercut, are an all-American male with all the emotional baggage one expects to be attached to that description. I have studied you long and hard. You are a good man, but deep inside there is a part of you that is deeply afraid. Afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the here and now. You do not want your life to be measured just in "fun" in the wilderness. You seek a deeper meaning to your life. That is why you communicate with lesser souls on Glumbert. You fear death. You fear growing old. You clutch your penis in bed and wonder why it feels cold. Is it shrinking? Why is life like this? You compensate by taking risks - you like explosions because they empower you, leaving no trace of what was there before. You fear the inevitable onset of impotence. You lie awake at night worrying. Sometimes, during the day, you find it impossible to shake off disturbing negative thoughts. You fear the march of time, the ageing process, the stupidity of officialdom.
You are a good man - of that there is no doubt. But you must accept the world is leaving you behind. Do good work! Compensate for your misspent youth. Seek a new meaning to your life.
I am the Prober. I am here to help. Ask and I will advise. Open up, and goodness and happiness will flow into your being. Black smoke out, white smoke in.
Peace to you Mitercut.
3 weeks ago
Don't worry miter they have this drug called Viagra.lol

talk about sticking your chin out i gotta get a probe.
3 weeks ago
OK theprober this will be good - probe me.

Don't hold back No retaliation will result.

BTW: I do not have any issues with my body I am young and fit with large feet.
3 weeks ago
Hmm, how to respond to that...some true some not I guess, emotional baggage...I'm sure I do, but I don't think I carry it around, deeply afraid...of the future, the here and now... concerned but not "afraid", don't really care of the past, cant change that...fun in the wilderness is an inspiration to find a deeper meaning in life....don't think of anyone (even qlanet) as a "lesser sole" but do think of some as greater soles! I don't fear death outright, I do fear a long painful road to it, and who the hell doesn't fear growing old....LOL no clutching of a cold limp unit yet, haven't' given it much thought, especially since my divorce, I discovered it still works pretty good! The explosive fun...been doing that since I was a kid, I may have pyro issues, but you're right, it is quite empowering, but is more of a hobby now....lie awake at night worrying, yep but I'm over it now, from there on you're right on, and I'll take the rest as good advice!

Peace to you as well Probe.
3 weeks ago
Backbone, I tried Viagra....LOL....talk about steel, didn't like the heartburn and headache it gave me, but OMG nothing would knock that thing down! (it did though, luckily before four hours)
3 weeks ago
eeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwww
3 weeks ago
manolo, I detect a primal scream. I probe. I know about these things.
I understand you identify with what I say to Mitercut. You are a young man; your life stretches out before you. Do not let you doubts and fears get in the way of happiness. That girl you live with - she is not for you. She holds you back and criticises your every move. Be strong. Break away.
3 weeks ago
You seem to have all the attributes of a skilled prober, especially for someone who is only recently made an appearance here, or maybe you've been here for longer. It's unfortunate we no longer hear from the wallowing, overprotective elephantseal or the noxious honeybadger, they had issues that would be worthy of your "skills". I, however, am immune to your vague, sophomoric conclusions. Unless miter and manolo are standing in front of the mirror performing a little self help therapy, your analysis is not proven or confirmed. Who's really lying on the couch here?
3 weeks ago
3 weeks ago
webx3u. Yes, I have been here a long time. I have always been the Prober.
I detect cynicism in your tone, and that is understandable. You are hard to read, perhaps because of your cold, analytical nature. I will not attempt to use my probing powers upon you until you reveal more of yourself. Neither do I have the power to delve into the minds of members of the animal kingdom.
Never will I probe unless responded to. Be sure, I am concentrating deeply on your case, and if I feel I can help unravel the tortuous labyrinth of your steel trap mind, I will do so, thus assisting you to live a more fruitful and joyous life.
3 weeks ago
Tell us more about qlanettint, like where is the garbage can he lives in?
3 weeks ago
I heard him squeal...
3 weeks ago
3 weeks ago
The kid is like WTF? at the beginning, but eventually he gets into it...not sure thats a good thing though...
3 weeks ago
Just Maybe I should have held onto some um dem guns?
3 weeks ago
wtf?!
2 weeks ago
You twat
3 weeks ago
bug, that last comment was funnier than the duke nukem vid.
2 weeks ago
You twat
3 weeks ago
a real royal burn
2 weeks ago
You twat
3 weeks ago
It's called taking the piss, folks!
3 weeks ago
backbone.
I am honoured that you feel I can help you know yourself. Probing is not a task I undertake lightly, and only when asked will I use my probing powers on others.
You are a highly intelligent, well-educated man, with a keen sense of humor, but you struggle to express yourself in "the real world" because your often inflammatory remarks - used only to elicit reactions from others - are often misunderstood. You have the double-edged gift of irony. You suffer from perpetual boredom.
Failure to find like-minded people who can tap in to your type of humor is a source of constant frustration, which leads to an ever-increasing sense of frustration. Where and when will you find an intellectual soulmate? You hate pomposity, pretension, and what you see as "fuzzy-minded" liberal thinkers, because your rebellious nature abhors political correctness.
You are NOT a racist. You would go the extra mile to help your fellow man, regardless of color or creed, because at heart you are a good and kind person. You have an intense sense of right and wrong, and will take the side of a genuine victim with almost superhuman bravery.
But your hyperactive psyche will be your downfall. Be warned - the world does not always dance to the tune of your thought patterns. You wish people like you more. Give them a chance to. Back off, consider, and only then give your opinions. In other words, learn to listen and listen to learn.
And, for your own peace of mind if nothing else, throw off the Aryan Race persona. It is unattractive, repellent and ultimately self-destructive.
Be at peace.
I probe, I know.
2 weeks ago
The prober . I completely disagree with you regarding B/B. If you read his/her post he/she grandizes his/her abilities to herculian standards. Is not constant in his friendships on line and switches loyalties at a drop of a hat . Proving he/she doesn't have conviction in what he /she says. He /she was hurt badly as a child and has never recovered.If you read my earlier posts , I had his/she's thread by my companies psycologist. At your leisure you can read what she summarized . It's wonderful to have another blogger that refrains from using derogatory statements to get the point across. Keep it up
2 weeks ago
theprober thank you for your time and post you are a smart little cookie you got your point across with out any direct insult and led by example of how you believe I should behave.

Very well done are you a hostage negotiator?

You first gained my trust and then stroked my ego (thanks for that) see you still have an effect on me.

Then you hit me with the negative side of me. Then back to being civil while all the time making me believe it is all for my own well being.

Like I said earlier very well done.Now to deal with the turds of this world-.

ATT- CANADAMAN-Well well well canadaman you have decided to poke your head out from your own backside.

The probe was much closer to the mark than your psychologist (BTW thats how it is spelt not psycologist)

canadatranny would you like to put the matter to rest once and for all?

You claim to be well off lets put a wager say $10,000 US on it and see if I am anything like "your" psychologist or if you are more like "your companies" psychologist profile?.

See canadatranny your "psychologist" has really described you and your short comings your need to latch onto canuck and others its embarrassing to see get a grip.

You engage in little jabs from behind and then run to your little safe place. You grew up without a real father figure and therefore do not know how to behave as a man, that explains your sex-change therapy.

You have a need to"Butch" your self up by the way you constantly mention "my company", "my employee's" I made a lot of money this week I am going to by an antique Car gotta fly now" et cetera et cetera.

See canadaman you no your short comings you know that you are not a real man and it is you that as the problem not I. I don't have any loyalty with any one I fly SOLO unlike yourself who is carried by others. You want to be the sheriff but know you cant poor little dear.

canadaman you are like the man who gets sent to prison and becomes some ones bitch for protection you become property owned by another human being.

So maybe you should go out and by a bottle of whiskey and take a full bottle of sleeping pills and finally put your tormented soul to rest

Deep down you know its true canadaman we both do.
2 weeks ago
canadaman seriously I have to ask you some questions.

1) I know that theprober was pissing in my pocket that is probed in jest.

Now canadaman I need to know are you for real do you really think before you post are you mildly retarded or do you live in a mental institution with internet access drooling over your key-board I am not joking is there something wrong with you. If there is please tell me and I will never attack you in any way shape or form again.

2) I don't even know where to begin so I will just keep pointing things out. do you really have a company with employee's? A company large enough to hire a psychologist if so why would you even bother mentioning me what the fuck is wrong with you is your life so tedious that you would even talk about someone that you have never met who "posts" on a web site (NOT Blog you cretin)

Do you have spell checker (I admit that sometimes I check the spelling of certain words thats no big deal a lot of people do).

You wrote grandizes WTF does that mean did you decide to make a word up or did you mean grandiose? I'll let you in on a secret canadaman when you type in the response box if a word is underlined in red it means it it is spelt WRONG or are you color blind if so you should still be able to see the underline?

You tried to put a ? mark about my gender buy posting he/she his/her I think its pretty clear that I am male but that was a poor attempt by you to try and feminines me and thats because I have pegged you has a transvestite and then as a transexual to late for that darling give it up - there is NO second prize. And note that I did it in a way that made you compelled to attempt to do it back once again no second prize.

I quote -

"It's wonderful to have another blogger that refrains from using derogatory statements to get the point across. Keep it up"

canadaman read that out loud you sound like a complete moron - you want to encourage someone who obviously dose not need encouragement your not even in the same league as this person.

Thats like a homeless man giving hygiene tips to a person who suffers from Mysophobia.

Quote -

"Is not constant in his friendships on line and switches loyalties at a drop of a hat ."

What the hell are talking about what does that mean look I could go on but all that is from ONE small post that you made can you imagine if I went back and looked at all your other posts it would take me forever.

In short canadaman I think no I KNOW you are a delusional intellectually deficient person so from now on I will ignore you its like stealing a lollipop from a baby in a pram.

YOU BORE ME - in fact you bore me to the point that if I paid for an around the world air flight in first class and you were seated beside me and insisted on speaking with me I would ask to be moved to economy class until the next landing where I would purposely miss the next flight just to get away from you.

canadaman I pity you.
2 weeks ago
Probe, here I am. I'm hooked. Can't wait to hear it. I'm tough, I can take it.

By the way, couldn't even watch this vid. I'm tired, and after the first few seconds, I couldn't deal with trying to figure it out. I tend to lose interest when I can't understand the language. But as a general rule in life, pedophiles are beyond my understanding. And I couldn't help thinking, from the little I did watch, this show had to be some kind of joke.

Later Probe.
Free
2 weeks ago
freetobe.
I probe, I delve, I discover.
A study of your comments on the various videos might lead the casual observer to the conclusion that you are somewhat naive, and hence vulnerable. You know, however, that nothing could be further from the truth. Life dealt you a savage blow in your formative years with the death of someone you felt very close to, and it has been difficult ever since for you to form close relationships. Your non-judgmental and forgiving attitude is the result not so much of a love for your fellow man, but a fear of losing someone suddenly without telling them you care for them, even on a superficial level.
I probe, and I know this to be true.
You understand quite well the darkness that lies in the hearts of some people, but prefer to shut it out and look only for their brighter side. You are not naive enough to expect reciprocation, because, as a relationship with a man taught you, the weak do not always inherit the earth (or the family silver!)
Your fears? Only a few. Most of them center on what the future holds for those close to you.
Advice? Take far more time to be yourself - be free to be.
2 weeks ago
you're a fucking asshole, dude!
2 weeks ago
Um, Glumbee, no he isn't.
2 weeks ago
Is this the "G" rated version?
2 weeks ago
probe, you seem to be very insightful...
love your readings/posts.
I have been here for a long time but rarely comment,
so you probably don't have enough to go on for me, but you can try...

About the vid.... one word

Disturbing
2 weeks ago
I am the Prober. I have slept and am now ready to probe further.
spideym68.
You are a deeply troubled soul. I do not know what troubles you - it is too early to tell, but you will know. All I do know is that the source of your concern will pass, and soon. It will pass in a way least expected, and at first it will seem the world has collapsed around you.
But have no fear - out of the darkest hour light will shine and a new pathway will open up for you.
As for the disagreements with one close to you about an animal - they are trivial and should be made light of!
Your diet is a source of concern to me. More roughage is essential for continued good health.
Middle age is not the time to experiment with strong beer.
Peace to you.
2 weeks ago
Sorry, Prober
Way off on that one
didn't think you had enough onformation on me, and I was correct
nice try though...
looking forward to reading more of your posts

Peace to you as well
2 weeks ago
-.-
2 weeks ago
You twat
2 weeks ago
theprober...Well........I must say, theprober has gift for writing, and posesses a much refined version of the patois generally found in horoscopic writings...a much more dramatic use of the jargon. Interesting reading.

On the downside...I suspect if enough posters volunteer for a cyber-palm reading, we will begin to see repetitions, similar to those found in actual horoscope columns in your local newspaper, infamous for applying broad generalizations, and common life experiences to specific people or circumstances such that their comments appear inspired, almost magical.

What adult has been spared the loss of someone who they cared for, even if only slightly? Who has managed to reach adulthood without pain, unhappiness, love, joy, needfulness, etc, etc. Who feels the world is fair, that they have always been treated fairly, that those they care for are always treated fairly, etc, etc. Who has never felt cheated, whether by lies or misfortune, or purely by happinstance? Who has never ....and so on and so on.

Prober....You know you have skills, but I sense your need to be recognized for the talent you feel has thus far gone underappreciated. It is a feeling that colors your thoughts and actions almost every day. And because of it, your actual performance as a member of your family, as a member of the community, and as well as in your daily occupation, is impacted. You manage it well, so few know your true feelings. But you fear that you may one day vent your actual feelings to those you see as least appreciative, which would result in deep misgivings at best, and permanent loss at worst. You are essentially an upstanding, caring individual who sometimes feels relegated to commoness by others simply because you are less demonstrative and more introspective. There have been times when you have overcome those quieter characteristics and asserted yourself, but the results have not always been positive, which makes you reluctant to repeat that challenging process.

You have many comfortable relationships with others, but few who you would call true friends. You have sometimes dreamt about losing someone you care for, and experienced apprehensions regarding life without that person. You have tried to express your care for those you love, but feel you have not done that quite well enough...and you feel a certain vague guiltiness because of that.

You need professional help, but will not seek it. You have forgotten how to tie your shoes, and seem to barely make it to the bathroom on time, but not always. You sneeze at the worst possible times, and laugh inappropriately in serious circumstances. You need to clip you ear hair and nose hair, but believe they are symbols of robust manhood and wear them proudly. You can't remember the last time you showered, but it doesn't matter because you are out of soap anyway. You fear baldness, so have taken to drinking menoxidil excessively, believing that works better than rubbing it on. Conversely, instead of taking viagra orally, you prefer to try to rub it on directly, with amazingly satisfying results, short term. You believe red wine is healthy and try to drink a box of it every day. Mondays are generally a bad day for you....the rest of the week is worse. Your dog won't come when you call him, eats out of the garbage can, drinks out of the toilet, and is healthier than you are. Your cat pees in places beyond human reach, deposits clumps of hair on the carpets and furniture in startingly large amounts yet never appears to have lost any. You hide the menoxidil fearing she might be drinking it herself. Your present car's A/C works only in the winter, and the heat works only in the summer...just like the one you traded in on it...you hesitate to trade again as it appears you are the reason things go this way. It hasn't snowed since you spent $1000 on a snowblower two years ago. Your credit card maxed out last month, which angered you because you have faithfully paid the minimum payment monthly for the last four years. Your shoes don't fit anymore, like your belt, and you believe the leather industry has conspired to force you to unnecessary purchases while they overstate the sizes of replacement goods to persuade you to believe your body has changed, while you know it is merely to cover their deceit. You have recently been hurt by a failed relationship with a blind date, totally not your fault....you were not bothered by the fact that she didn't shave her armpits or legs...not at all....but the beard and mustache were a little much, and that is NOT your fault. When in an elevator, you notice people moving to the farthest corner. Everyone exits at the next floor, and those who enter there, exit at the next floor also. You are convinced there is a conspiracy among elevator users that works against you, but your lawyer refused to take the case...actually, he refused to meet with you unless it was on a windy mountain top. You recently walked into an aviary, and all the canaries died. You believe the birds are conspiring against you, but you don't trust your lawyer anymore and feel helpless to respond.

Advice: take a shower, get a job, move out of mom's house, and stop watching porno.

(Probe....you do know I'm just yanking your chain, doncha? Hope you have a sense of humor. Welcome to Glumbertania).
2 weeks ago
ROTFLMAO!!! Chaz, you're brilliant!!
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
gold...I admire your ability to acknowledge genius when you see it.

On the other hand, thanks for your very warming notes re: my post above...small offerings to the god of wit.

Isn't this better than peeing on another's shoe? The best of Glumbert is the wit and knowledge of its constituency....I absolutely love it.
2 weeks ago
gold....need to clarify. The "genius" term above is entirely ludicrous as it might apply to me. Just making more fun, I hoped.
2 weeks ago
Well done chaz that was funny. I am sure theprobe found it funny as well.

PS: I do NOT want you to probe me I couldn't deal with it.
2 weeks ago
That might be the strangest thing I've ever seen
2 weeks ago
what the FUCK is this shit? Holy Fucking Lord Tonite! Fuck this shit.. Someone needs to blow a hole in this guys forehead with a 50mm bullet. SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk
2 weeks ago
Absolutely marvellous Chaz!
Spot on all the way through!
I salute your perspicacity and wit.
2 weeks ago
...given your obvious writing skills, and now obvious sense of humor, I really look forward to your future posts...tongue in cheek or whatever. Clearly, you have an admirable sense of humor to share.
2 weeks ago
I'm telling you all, video's aside, with the writings of the two above posters, glumbert just got a whole lot more interesting!
2 weeks ago
miter I think you should be more concerned about your shriveling penis.

;)........
2 weeks ago
LOL, I'm not concerned yet, even shriveled there's no deficit.
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2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
I am the Prober.
Qlanettint, you have a vivid imagination. It is a shame you cannot channel it constructively. When a man reaches your age - around 50 if I am not mistaken - he should have attained a degree of maturity and compassion.
I will probe you no further for now, but rest assured, you will be subject to rigorous analysis if your foolish campaign of hatred and idiocy does not cease.
2 weeks ago
theprober could you please probe canadaman I know you only respond to the person if asked but please do it and really look into him I think he may suffer from some mental disorder I am not being mean I truly do believe that.
2 weeks ago
theprober I know who you are now! BRILLIANT !!!
Did I hurt your feelings about offering you a job?
Well that was done in jest and i thought you of all people would understand that.
It is not my fault I was born into wealth and have to continue in the manner I am use to .
FYI ,I do not drink,take drugs or smoke,they all interfere with the chakras.
Yes,I enjoy my own company . I spend days in the wilderness with one of my dogs ,a compass,gps, knife,water perifier and a flint. This is one of my obsessions along with the fight club [which I invited you to participate in] fast cars motorcycles,sky diving and women. You summarily rejected this invite. You should have at least come to see what it was.
Maybe you want to sky dive?
I can understand the word is mightier than the fist. But to put your short coming on the reader is fraud and you know you should be ashamed of your self.
I could correct the errors in your postings but that would make me petty .
Oh the report you wrote about B/B was wonderfully funny, all those tongue in cheek inuendos and opposing statements they are genius. The prober you did it again.
But I would rather you come back as the sheriff .I like that period and besides I get to play with all the hoar's. Oh I am also rich there too remember.
2 weeks ago
...interesting.....which hoar did you prefer, the ice crystals or the fog? God, you rich people really do live differently, don't you.
2 weeks ago
F**K that explains it all I knew you weren't a self made man you work for daddy and everyone at work knows you are incompetent but can't say or do anything about it cause they will lose their job.

I knew there was more to it.

BTW: Once again NO second prize I already posted that theprober was being sarcastic and to use his words if you are right.

canadaman you are a F*****G PLANK!!

And canadatranny I did figure you out - you remind me of the character in Silence of the Lambs II the sick perverted character named Verger lots of cash from daddy but still hideous and grotesque.

Thats what happens when you don't make your own way canadaman you can never lead only follow.
2 weeks ago
canadaman I wish you would invite me to your fight club.
2 weeks ago
canadaman seriously I have to ask you some questions.

1) I know that theprober was pissing in my pocket that is probed in jest.

Now canadaman I need to know are you for real do you really think before you post are you mildly retarded or do you live in a mental institution with internet access drooling over your key-board I am not joking is there something wrong with you. If there is please tell me and I will never attack you in any way shape or form again.

2) I don't even know where to begin so I will just keep pointing things out. do you really have a company with employee's? A company large enough to hire a psychologist if so why would you even bother mentioning me what the fuck is wrong with you is your life so tedious that you would even talk about someone that you have never met who "posts" on a web site (NOT Blog you cretin)

Do you have spell checker (I admit that sometimes I check the spelling of certain words thats no big deal a lot of people do).

You wrote grandizes WTF does that mean did you decide to make a word up or did you mean grandiose? I'll let you in on a secret canadaman when you type in the response box if a word is underlined in red it means it it is spelt WRONG or are you color blind if so you should still be able to see the underline?

You tried to put a ? mark about my gender buy posting he/she his/her I think its pretty clear that I am male but that was a poor attempt by you to try and feminines me and thats because I have pegged you has a transvestite and then as a transexual to late for that darling give it up - there is NO second prize. And note that I did it in a way that made you compelled to attempt to do it back once again no second prize.

I quote -

"It's wonderful to have another blogger that refrains from using derogatory statements to get the point across. Keep it up"

canadaman read that out loud you sound like a complete moron - you want to encourage someone who obviously dose not need encouragement your not even in the same league as this person.

Thats like a homeless man giving hygiene tips to a person who suffers from Mysophobia.

Quote -

"Is not constant in his friendships on line and switches loyalties at a drop of a hat ."

What the hell are talking about what does that mean look I could go on but all that is from ONE small post that you made can you imagine if I went back and looked at all your other posts it would take me forever.

In short canadaman I think no I KNOW you are a delusional intellectually deficient person so from now on I will ignore you its like stealing a lollipop from a baby in a pram.

YOU BORE ME - in fact you bore me to the point that if I paid for an around the world air flight in first class and you were seated beside me and insisted on speaking with me I would ask to be moved to economy class until the next landing where I would purposely miss the next flight just to get away from you.

canadaman I pity you.
2 weeks ago
B?B LOL,,, then radio silence................................................................................................................................... .. .. .
2 weeks ago
is that it thats the best you can come up with.
2 weeks ago
canadaman theprober will only probe if the person requests it. Can you pleeeease ask to be "probed" I am sure you have your cajones from your sex change operation safely preserved in a jar.

Open the jar and have a good feel there you go now asked to be probed.

Don't worry theprober is not the psychologist that is employed by you so its all in good fun or are you scared to hear what the probing divulges?

DONT HIDE IN RADIO SILENCE - stop trying to emulate canuck you disgrace the man.
2 weeks ago
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ...... .. .
2 weeks ago
all quiet now nothing to say c'mon canadaman ask to be probed- have you considered the notion that your "employee" was really having a go at you knowing full well that you would be stupid to get it?
2 weeks ago
dont mind me im just here to make fun of canuck.
2 weeks ago
Don't worry they wont!
2 weeks ago
now about canucks wife....(or should i say husband?) anyway, canucks husband/wife really needs to knock some sense into him. he could start by making his glumbert name something other then canuck. (if he wanted to tell the truth, hed have to make his name "the born loser", but thats taken.) while we are on the subject, perhaps we could draw attention the the world-known fact that on top of his wife/husband dillema, hes a freakin' she-male!
2 weeks ago
so from now on we say neither he nor she in reference to canuck, but rather "it", since thats the most truthful.
2 weeks ago
good
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
Canuck....you seem to have aged a year since last we heard from you.
WAS - 1963
NOW - 1962

Hmmm. And your grammer seems also to have suffered the change, to say nothing of your phrasing, use (actually, non-use) of punctuation, which one year apparently has eroded in an astonishing manner. And I don't recally you ever using words that you didn't understand, as "mellifluous", a term rarely used except as regards to how something sounds - hardly the application appropriate to your gaggingly gross description above.

So....just another pretender. How completely tiresome.
2 weeks ago
Lol canuck, I said your insults aren%u2019t going to bother me. As I read that, I laughed at how desperate you seemed to reclaim what little dignity you had before I came along and shattered it. Ah well, such is life. Some people (like me) are meant to be sentient beings, while you are probably about as intelligent as an amoeba. Perhaps a 30/30 round through your thick hollow skull would help you think a little clearer.

-----------Royally owned----------

(While I%u2019m at it, it%u2019s not OUR fault you married the most hideous being on the planet.)
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
wth?
2 weeks ago
i hate this damn keyboard -.-
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
screw it, those retarded typos on account of my keyboard totally wrecked the entire thing. it was supposed to read:

(While Im at it, it's not OUR fault you married the most hideous being on the planet.)
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
and i type so fats i didnt even notice them.
2 weeks ago
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see?
2 weeks ago
oh well, im getting better.
2 weeks ago
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hey canuck, heres a picture of what YOU dont have:

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2 weeks ago
sorry, couldn't resist.
2 weeks ago
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^_^
2 weeks ago
im not married loser. (and with that ugly mask of a face you wear, im suprised you have are.)
2 weeks ago
ah well, keep trying canuck. maybe one day ill stop laughing at your futile attemps to get back a me enough to laugh at something else.
2 weeks ago
B?B where do you live ,what state, what town, what address?
I am sure you could find a fight club other than the one I go to on Pape st. in Toronto, Ontario ,Canada.
Being jealous of someones station in life makes them so high that you could not obtain the life style in 9 lifetimes.
I choose 9 lives because you seem to be a pussy.
2 weeks ago
you talkin' to me ya' canuck?
2 weeks ago
if not, oh well. if you are, i doubt youd waste the cash to come all the way to my area.
2 weeks ago
infinity tranny was addressing me.

First canadagirl If you check my profile I have a email address if you really want to make contact.

Tranny next time I a am your neck of the woods I might just look you up make sure you start wearing adult diapers they may come in handy.

My snailmail address is -

633 Stag Trail Rd.
West Caldwell, NJ, 07006.

email is quicker and more cost effective ask your Daddy's accountant.
2 weeks ago
B?B you have seem to have made a mistake zip code 07006 is a central ave address, there is no 633 stag trail rd in NJ. ..........It figures!
I am easy to find, I live in one of the 3 penthouses at Palace Pier overlooking lake Ontario , Toronto .You can't miss the building , everyone knows where it is .
I can't under stand why you are upset that I have more than you, a Russian or italian emigre.
My family came from Rhodesia where we were farmers for generations surviving and thriving by fighting off the natives. Maybe that's why I still keep big dogs.
Yes it is nice to have things and position ,but that is not what I value. serenity, good health,the ability to do anything I choose [ pissing you off],a peaceful country to live in etc,etc,etc,
But you don't understand that or seem to value those things. You come across as a thug ,bragger, and racist.
I don't know why I engage you maybe just to piss you off as you are so offensive and not very bright and easy to annoy. LOL
2 weeks ago
(oh, he keeps big dogs alright. up his rear end!)
2 weeks ago
canadatranny - Only an IDIOT like you would believe that I would post my real address in an open forum.(and that address dose exist cretin)

Who said I am upset IF you have more than me if you do good luck I just knew you didn't get it buy your own gumption. And that is only because of how stupid you sound I thought this guy couldn't run a brothel in a submarine how the hell does he have a company. (then you explained it daddy was wealthy it then made more sense)

Russian or Italian emigre - sorry canadaman I don't know what a emigre is maybe you should get some one to type proof your posts. (thats blogging to you)

Simpleton the country of Rhodesia has not existed for over 80 years. About fighting the natives thats how your family became wealthy by the slavery of the "natives" You obviously didn't do a good job of fighting or you would still be there and talk about being racist my racism as never cost anyone a cent let alone making the natives live in serfdom.

You still keep big dogs good for you but I don't want to know about your sex life I am sure bestiality is illegal in Canada. (be careful and just as a precaution get your dogs spayed and neutered) Wouldn't want taint the family blood line. Oh thats no problem for you being sterile and all I forgot you are post-op my bad.

About pissing me off you don't I don't get pissed off.

I may come across as a thug, bragger and racist OK dick-wad your a mental giant you figured me out.

FINALLY you scored a goal good for you! 2 stars for you.

You don't know why you engage me yes you do we both do Its cause I got what you will NEVER have and daddy can't buy it for you either thats what annoys you.

BTW: I am not super wealthy but I am quiet comfortable financially and I am still only young and doing very well but I unlike you don't have to prove that to anyone I don't need to prop myself up to complete strangers hoping for their approval unlike you - isn't that right sweetheart yes it is you know it is.

I am offensive and not very bright. OK now that coming from you is a bit rough that stung a little.

Once again in closing - YOU BORE ME!
2 weeks ago
Prober!
Can you help me?
I have sinned.
2 weeks ago
hey, stutz!
2 weeks ago
you should know better than to ask the prober for help. we all know how his "help" works.
2 weeks ago
DUKE NUKEM!!!!!
2 weeks ago
jeez im supirsed the kid didn't whip out a gun and shoot that queer.
2 weeks ago
Time for a change up.....and on a video where sick and perverted fools take advantage of the naive...perfect!

This came to me in an email...

Part 1

In just one year.

Remember the election in 2006?
Thought you might like to read the following:
A little over one year ago:

1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
3) The unemployment rate was 4.5%.

Since voting in a Democratic Congress in 2006 we have seen:

1) Consumer confidence plummet;
2) The cost of regular gasoline soar to over $3.50 a gallon;
3) Unemployment is up to 5% (a 10% increase);
4) American households have seen $2.3 trillion in equity value evaporate (stock and mutual fund losses);
5) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $1.2 trillion dollars;
6) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.

America voted for change in 2006, and we got it!

Remember it's Congress that makes law not the President. He has to work with what's handed to him.

Quote of the Day........'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.' -- Barack Obama



Part 2:

Taxes...Whether Democrat or a Republican you will find these statistics enlightening and amazing.
www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/151.html

Taxes under Clinton 1999 Taxes under Bush 2008
Single making 30K - tax $8,400 Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $14,000 Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $23,250 Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K - tax $16,800 Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $21,000 Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $38,750 Married making 125K - tax $31,250





It is amazing how many people that fall into the categories above, think Bush is screwing them and Bill Clinton was the greatest president ever. If Obama or Hillary are elected, they both say they will repeal the Bush tax cuts, and a good portion of the people that fall into the categories above can't wait for it to happen! This is like the move The Sting with Paul Newman; you scam somebody out of some money and they don't even know it happened....until it's too late!



PART 3:

You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much? Read this:

Boy, am I confused. I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.

I have included the URL's for verification of all the following facts.



1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.

Verify at: http://tinyurl.com/zob77



2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html



3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html



4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ ldt.0.html



5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
Verify at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html



6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html



7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html



8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.

Verify at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html



9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html



10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular,
their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html



11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border.

Verify at: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht



12. The National Policy Institute, 'estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average
cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.'
Verify at: ht tp://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf



13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.
Verify at: http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm



14. 'The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States.'
Verify at: http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtml



The total cost is a whopping $ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!
2 weeks ago
Miter, while the illegal aliens produce costs they also help to generate the gross national product.

On the other hand the war in Iraq did so far cost close to 3 trillion Dollars and there is no end in sight.

As for the change: What the US are reaping now is what GWB did seed. You foreign trade deficit is hillarious and if nothing gets done it will kill you.
2 weeks ago
It IS killing me bug! No doubt about it!
2 weeks ago
I am the Prober. I probe. I wander the halls of Glumbert, listening, seeing, remembering all that comes to pass.
I have nothing to offer but my powers of probing.
I do not know who canadaman thinks I am. All I know is that I am not he. I am the Prober and the Prober alone. Canadaman is unfathomable at this point. The only certainty is that he is a man who tells many lies. He does not consider this to be a failing. The truth of his being is beyond my powers at the moment.

Stutz. You wish to be probed. Permit me one small offering - a mini probe. Have your schizoprenia dealt with by different means. The drugs only forestall the inevitable long term problem. The voices will always be there. But you must decide which ones to listen to and which to ignore. Be wary of those who praise your intellect. They wish only to see you fail so they may revel in your misfortune. You make friends easily, but your sociopathic tendencies mean that friendships are valueless to you. Your many good qualities do not show themselves as often as they should. Let down your guard, burst the bubble you have created around yourself. Be more tolerant of those you see as intellectual inferiors.
And, whatever else you do, stop wearing pyjamas. They will eventually chafe your nether regions and cause health problems in the future.

I probe, I analyse, I try to help.
2 weeks ago
like i said earlier, how about probing urself up the rear?
2 weeks ago
Prober:
Verily you speak the truth,
and sayeth the sooth.
Do you divine with steaming entrails?
Or the written word, and the nudity that that entails?
-Stutz, Poetaster
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
If this big man came near my pup on the ice floe, I would roll on him with all my huge bulk, squashing the breath from him until he died. Elephant seals do not like humans who kill them, and detest in equal measure humans who would defile their offspring.
2 weeks ago
f u wannabe.
2 weeks ago
And I, elephantseal, would eat him slowly, from his toes to the top of his great head, tearing and slashing at his helpless form, listening to his awful squeals of pain and knowing I was doing a good thing.
2 weeks ago
and im gonna shoot u.
2 weeks ago
elephant seals are fat. -.-
2 weeks ago
^_^
I want to crush your skull
2 weeks ago
go die
2 weeks ago
Has anyone noticed how this site has degraded? Not that it ever enjoyed high repute, but this recent pervasive posting of pap is stultifyingly stupid...bloodthirsty badgers, passive-aggressive seals, vapid, vacuous and vituperative backbone and astonishingly stilted infinity...gawd, how desolate.

...at least theprober is fun to read, and miter always upbeat and informative, and the occasional input of FTB enjoyable, and chuck always cutting edge educational...ahh, if only the hostile spirits might chance an unspiteful thought, a positive note, a thoughtful contribution, who knows how much more pleasant and enjoyable Glumbertville might be?

Perhaps the seal might lean on the badger a bit and bring their views to a more docile level, and backbone might turn his attention elsewhere from his canadaman obsession, and infant-inity might cease his brainless pursuit of angry engagement...and perhaps pigs will fly tomorrow.

We need Podster, gymyg, miter, randal, canuck, FTB, riza, chuck, gold, arse, and those many other creative and interesting posters to retake the site from these shallow banterbeasts.

Of course, that's a fairly easy quest, given how base and empty are those others' postings.

I will now go to the garage and paint a bullseye on my forehead and await the assault of the idiots.
2 weeks ago
keep it short ahole. and stilted is hardly an appropriate term to apply to me. as for angry..no, i just like having a little fun at someone else's exspense. ^_^
2 weeks ago
as for the bull's eye, perhaps i could put a hole in its middle with my 30/30.
2 weeks ago
chaz I am not bitter I am only responding to cowards that have a go at me.
You i ReallY liKe to smart for mE yOu crush SkuLls froM the inside
2 weeks ago
BTW: chaz if you want make comments about me do it directly not as general post maybe if you paid attention you would note that I have only ever had a problem with dick-heads like yourself that start on me.

PS who the F**K do you think you are deciding who is or who isn't worthy of glumbert once again go back and check the posts I have only ever responded to others like yourself who feel the need to put me down.

Now if you want to continue down this path lets go but get your facts right others wise shut up and your forehead will be fine.
2 weeks ago
chaz don't answer the idiots go radio silence........................
2 weeks ago
Appreciate your advice canadaman, but I did expect bile from the kids.

Backbone...I guess I'll post however I wish, like you, though your being uncivil will certainly be a key point of departure in our posts.

As to who I am to make such observations....no less than you, for sure, who make your own judgements and decisions as to who and how to criticize....I just do it less often than you, and hopefully from a sounder frame of reference.

Say something nice, now. You can do if you try.
2 weeks ago
send this guy to kamp, the kind with a gas chamber!
YOu I liKe!
2 weeks ago
gym...am I "this guy"? You are among the few whose criticism would mean something to me. Sorry if I offended...hardly my goal as regards one of our senior active posters.
2 weeks ago
gymyg...perhaps i have found someone else who understands what its like to be fun-loving? (if so, please continue ranting about chaz's exceedingly boring posts.) rofl, a gas chamber. lol
I've found the blog prick I want to crush your skull prick, I'm big I'm bad I will do it little prick I eat sniveling piles of steaming shit like you for treats and fun, then I fart out your stench and lite it with a whoosh, you don't stand a chance little sniveling prick what fun I've found the blog prick
2 weeks ago
Don't get to riled there skullcrusher, there are others just wait and see!
2 weeks ago
-.- yeah? go screw urself.
2 weeks ago
canuck's wife smells like pickled herring and sulphur dioxide in a confined space.
2 weeks ago
OH GEEZ...
2 weeks ago
qlanettint, lol!
2 weeks ago
Why?
2 weeks ago
yes, canadaman. (i almost spelled it canadamn, woops) i agree, CHAZ, SHUT THE HELL UP AND DONT EVER POST ON THIS SITE AGAIN!!
2 weeks ago
Well, infant, of course I now MUST post something. From ignorance, only ignorance proceeds...your are clearly the poster boy for that thought.
HAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!! I AM THE BALLWACKER!
2 weeks ago
dude, shut up. go stuff ur freakin' head up your moms rear end.
2 weeks ago
...such c lever repartee, infant...so you...(vapid).
2 weeks ago
-.-
2 weeks ago
canuck's wife entered the ontario International Farting Championships. As she was waiting in the wings to go on, she was ejected from the building. She hadn't been practising - she just smells real bad.
2 weeks ago
-.-
2 weeks ago
___________
/ ___ ___
| X | X |
| |
______ /
_________/
2 weeks ago
zzzzzzz
2 weeks ago
double zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2 weeks ago
CMFEO
2 weeks ago
hi stutz
2 weeks ago
or hsould i say slutz..
2 weeks ago
Witty, I hsould say.
2 weeks ago
screw it. i come up with something good, and then it gets the crap knocked out of it, totally defeating the purpose, for the dumbest typo ever. gotta admit, it was a pretty good try till i ruined it. -.-
2 weeks ago
something good????LOL
2 weeks ago
shut up bitch
2 weeks ago
Um, do I dare say...hello? Wow, a bunch of well-versed, intellectuals here! Seriously, I'm not being sarcastic..really. Theprober, you are quite interesting, but I'm sure that is why you're here "probing" you need the proverbial "pat on the back". Oh well, to each his own I guess. I am un-probable! (Just ask my husband
2 weeks ago
your husband hangs with my ex, they are both proberallies;
2 weeks ago
Besides the above is my only post ever, not much to go on. Why the heck didnt my whole comment show in my above post? argh.
2 weeks ago
Welcome mainergirl, your post got cut off most likely because you used an ampersand after husband... that would be the simplest of "problems" on this site!

Unfortunately you've come at a bad time, we have an infestation of "little boys" here right now, it won't be hard to figure out who, so don't be offended just ignore the BS.
2 weeks ago
I for one would like to know how a 1oo year old chick got away without being probed by her husband all these years.

Do you sleep in the same bed ?

Do you sleep under the same sheets?

Did your husband ever hear of Viagra?

Do you want to be probed?

If so who would be your dream prober?

Do you use an electronic prober?

This notification can be ignored answered or probed more.
2 weeks ago
Mainergirl, as a New Englander (Cape Cod), I warmly welcome you to this lively site. Bring your asbestos underwear, as some of the children here are a bit unruly, and their vernacular a bit crude. But watch for the good stuff....good information, education, entertainment, and so on...but needing great tolerance for ignorant and largely pointless foul interchanges between the dimmer lights.

Posted a welcome to your glumbert site, where I noticed you'd already drawn an unhappy comment from one of our resident fools...ignore it, and move on...we'd like to have your contributions.
2 weeks ago
you're no longer a virgin? you had a post-post which didn't post, I hate when that happens. So what are you doing later, like in June?
2 weeks ago
shut up miter...
2 weeks ago
what do you mean the vernacular is a BIT cruel?
2 weeks ago
Um, infinity what was that about? The shoe f