Imaginary Idol

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2 weeks ago
Yo,yo!
2 weeks ago
haha! second!
2 weeks ago
I disagree. F eed them to children in playgrounds when their parents aren't looking.

Wait a few mins then see how the kids react and more importantly how the parents react. Have a heart starter drug with you just in case.

9 times out of 10 everyone says how cute the kids are when they're off their faces. No one knows any better,

I am a big defender of valium for screaming infants on long distance flights.

NB

New Glumbert morons:

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME (flights are ok tho if you can smuggle the valium aboard)

I am having kids next year. Is that bad?
2 weeks ago
I guess I shoulda put that against Charliebad's comment below

But I can't be arsed
2 weeks ago
Mako having just been woken by my daughter at 3, 4 then 5. 45 this morning i then went downstairs and in anger kicked the cat , he then went missing , thought he had done the elephant thing, trying to find somewhere to die, sitting here now at work feeling dead, never question peoples behaviour with children until you have them.

you're right who would notice , re the valium children thing
2 weeks ago
Drugs are ok in private
you right----me drug a woman in to my cave---show her my private
2 weeks ago
vodka and cocaine
I know them---live down the canyon---have big hair snotty nose and never sleep
2 weeks ago
Paula is now nominated for top judge at Dutch Pedophile Idol....
2 weeks ago
perfect
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1st From Udaho
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2nd!
2 weeks ago
my, my, aren't we harsh on this diva.......is it possible that she just (gasp!) did what all of us do very, very often (i.e. made a mistake....)???? it's only that guy's professional life, i know, but, jeez............
2 weeks ago
There's a reason I don't watch the show, this vid reafirms(sp) that reason, "drivel" ; you all know who
2 weeks ago
The most postive note I can make is that ....at least this is a new video. Inspirational, of course not...........but at least it is a moment of difference in a site of unhappy and unkindly sameness.

Gym, mako, randall........good to hear from you.

BTW....I think Paula is an aged teenybopper, which is not a bad thing. Charisma mixed with innocent naivete....well...naivete anyway. Or airheadedness....it's hard to tell.
2 weeks ago
Since I am both an airhead and naive I can assure you she is neither. She is a ditz.
2 weeks ago
Which in turn makes her even more attractive!
2 weeks ago
i think she is sleep deprived
I like that dark hair woman I drag her into my man cave give her something to rate
2 weeks ago
for once, i agree with you british wankers. drivel.
2 weeks ago
British wankers!! come on what's america's favorite pass time on the internet
2 weeks ago
calling brits wankers?
2 weeks ago
This just proves all this reality TV bullcrap is totally staged and pre-determined !

She gave the commentary she was supposed to say on the second song this guy had to sing.

Unfortunately for her, the guy didn't do the song yet and this makes her the most ridiculous judge I ever saw.

By the way Paula Abdul is not an ex-teenage hottie turned into a M.I.L.F. , I would most likely say she's a drug addict turned into a has-been cheezy song singner who's looking for a way to make money out of her crappy image !

But that's just MY opinion !
2 weeks ago
i think you be right
2 weeks ago
wasn't she a cheerleader before she became a cheezy singer dancer drug addict?
2 weeks ago
dude, weve all know it was staged. EVER HEARD OF A TELEPROMPTER? that chick just forgot, and now all the STUPID people are all saying, HOLY CRAP, ITS FREAKIN' STAGED!!
2 weeks ago
i think it's time to list ten great things about america verses ten great things about britain,

I'll start


Britain is great for the following things:

em .......bear with me

1. We are a tolerant nation
2. We have a queen who is rather posh
3. We are multi-national and like polish workers
4. We have more indian cuisine than in india
5. We make a great breakfast eggs bacon etc
6. We are mostly polite
7. We don't speak to one another on public transport
8. We drink until we are dead most weekends
9. we think we are the greatest at football (soccer) because we invented the game but we are not
10. We have invented a lot of sports but that was due to the victorians having a lot of time on their hands


America:

1. Invented mcdonalds
2. Likes oil, they drink it by the barrel
3. Cowboy films
4. Hollywood
5. Obssessed by porn a bit
6. And guns
7. And image
8. They like to win, they have a winning mentality i believe
9. freedom of speech, sort of
10. You like mexican workers and native indians built big tower blocks in the 20's or was it Harold Lloyd

cheers
2 weeks ago
ok..all you got right was guns..(but you forgot explosions, drugs...etc...)
2 weeks ago
Another great thing about the US: Lots of premium females!
2 weeks ago
Ten more great things about Britain


1. Caring and compassionate attitudes towards immigrants and asylum seekers.
2. Safe and clean streets.
3. Wonderful public transport system.
4. Cheap fuel.
5. Thoughtful and intelligent politicians.
6. Well-behaved and polite young people.
7. Fantastic and stable climate.
8. A simple and equitable tax regime.
9. Top class international athletes.
10. A liberal and honest media.

BOLLOX! I JUST WOKE UP.
2 weeks ago
like it arse , is it that bad, have we lost our way?
2 weeks ago
britain....buncha wankers
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.......affordable real estate.
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America Invented:

- The metric adjustable wrench.

- Naked cats.

- Gay Cowboys.

- The hybrid Sport Utility Vehicle.

- The Superego as per Paris Hilton

- Mechanized warfare for peace and safety. (Before that warfare was warfare)

- After the Manhattan project and the manufacture of the Atom Bomb, we kept on developing even more sadistic weapons and invented; The Adam Sandler bomb.

- A place where you will beg for death to come. A place so awful that even death stays away. Most call that place hell, but we call it Glumbert.
2 weeks ago
pod the man, always a pleasure ! you couldn't stay away old boy, good to read you once more, how long was it 7 days, that's not bad!

other great british inventions:

The posh toff of a public school boy going to oxbridge


naked cats? what the hell?
2 weeks ago
Skid - I'm unwilling to water the potted plants; in the hope that they will die.

So I'm not really back. Just threw out the watering can.
2 weeks ago
stay away pod for your sanity, glumbert is driving me nuts today
2 weeks ago
excellent list, pod. Good to see some fun posts again.
2 weeks ago
Pod:
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
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ive got it!!! we combine crackers and wankers, and we get cwankers!!! a perfect word for you british masturbators!!!! lol
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reserved--->
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Infinity - you are an ireedemable cretin.
2 weeks ago
iredeemable.
2 weeks ago
and u don't have any balls.
2 weeks ago
My balls are fine thanks. The balls you talk, on the other hand, are not.
2 weeks ago
that made no sense. and no cracks.
2 weeks ago
I agree to a truce, but will continue to comment as I see fit on any topic.
1 week ago
Does this woman hold any appeal to me?
1 week ago
so she is drugged and is a celeberty r u shocked?

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