Chicago Parallel Parker

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First:rbaltes
2 months ago
Chicago, huh? Those don't look like Illinois lisence plates to me.
2 months ago
They must be vanity plates!
2 months ago
I agree, rbaltes...not Chicago, probably not USA. Europe, maybe...France would be my guess, as the French seem to be quite creative when it comes to parking...plus, I think most all cars shown are European, incuding what looks like Peugeot and Renault, if I am not mistaken - both French favorites.

And, doesn't he show a certain panache, elan even, and that cool self-satisfaction a Parisien might evidence having completed a feat in such an excellent manner?
2 months ago
I love how the guy looks like he doesn't give a crap...
2 months ago
The guy is so clueless, when he walks across the street he doesn't even look.
2 months ago
2 months ago
i wish i lived in a big city...i'm stuck in a small town in hawaii...WE DON'T EVEN HAVE RUNNING WATER!!!!
1 month ago
Move, dumass. Or quit ur gripin'.
2 months ago
I think he is clean in there.
2 months ago
That's the way you park a rental.
2 months ago
Or a Yugo...
2 months ago
FAKE, duh.
2 months ago
2 months ago
Obviously fake.
2 months ago
Yes, clearly

/sarcasm
2 months ago
musing tale cidd.
However - it is diarrhoea. I'd have thought that one who suffers such a violent attack would know how to spell it!
LOL
2 months ago
And the video - drivel.
2 months ago
Drivel, you think? Actually, I liked it. Not fake, in my opinion...also not so far from the usual in Paris. And his blase departure...smacks so strongly of the French disdain for convention, don't you think?
2 months ago
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
Stutz is the last little bit of crap you wipe from your ass.
2 months ago
you're supposed to wipe your arsehole, not your buttocks. unless, that is, you have a severe splatter problem when you personally defecate, for which i have no sympathy whatsoever.
2 months ago
Yes but what if you have a toilet with a long "hang time" to the water? Even those with high fiber diets would be getting the splash back, or surprise water enema!

The long hang time reminds me of a joke...

Old Indian on trail sees an outhouse, not knowing what it is, he explores the inside and ends up falling in the pit. After days and days of people coming and "going" and not helping him, finally a compassionate man comes in to use the toilet, to his shock and surprise he discovers the old Indian and helps him out, then asks "how long have you been in there?" to which he replies "many moons".
2 months ago
What a joyous event!
I log on to find an attack from the analcentric
whatshisname.
That's smutz, joyboy. Get your Yiddish straight.
Wanna go mano y mano?
My royal advisors assure me this would be inadvisable,
as you are so obviously young and witless, and thus
beneath me. Begone!
2 months ago
Since when did London become Chicago? Not only do we have people that are clueless on driving/parking... we have people clueless on geography. sad, sad, sad
2 months ago
Sicne when did people drive on the right hand side in London?
2 months ago
Second that, throb....tho' his comment on London parking might be accurate nonetheless.
2 months ago
Thank god there was no meter.
1 month ago
Yargh. As a cyclist in Chicago, I can say... this is definitely not us... nor is it in the US. I hope I get to see shit like this when I'm in France in a few weeks. WEEEE.
1 month ago
yep, definitely not chicago nor the US. license plates, street markings, types of cars, buildings.... ah I could go on. However I wouldn't be surprised to see this type of thing happen in chicago. They are the worst drivers in the US. New York drivers are infinitely better. Maybe it's part of chicago's small big city complex.
1 month ago
typical american...
Stutz displays all the classic symptoms of an obssessive and pitiful under achiever who is trying to bewitch those he sees as inferior to himself with his sub-standard vocabulary and execrable attempts at wit. He is the misplaced participle on the gonads of the English language.
1 month ago
Slim, pimpin' aint no game of love.
Prat 'em and keep your swipe outta 'em.
Any sucker who believes a whore loves him
shouldn't fell outta his mammy's ass.
1 month ago
Jesus Christ!!
1 month ago
i was in new york and a woman parked like that with a SUV . She crushed the car in back of her a new Audi front end . I told her to stop she said to mind my own business and she had not done any damage. I waited for the Audi owner to come out . By then the bitch had left. I gave the owner the bitches license number. He call the police I gave them a statement , the owner sent me a case of very good wine [I don't drink] . He said the damage was over $4000 and because i gave my statement he got paid, the bitch was picked up by the police going into her driveway on a DUI and leaving an accident. Her husband called me in Toronto and swore at me saying his wife would not do that. I asked him was he the blond guy in the car . He said no . I told him his wife was very friendly with that guy and he had his hand up her skirt fondling her too. { none of that was true} She got hers .Yeah!
1 month ago
Those cars don't look american even. It looks like european or something.
Infinity is the spawn of a baboon and a retarded hyena.

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