Aussies Vs. Outback Steakhouse

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First:ennui
1 year ago
Not First
1 year ago
Youtube: Chasers - they're a comedy group that takes the piss out of everything. You wouldn't know if you weren't Aussie.
1 year ago
what a wanker
1 year ago
call the cops and deport this dude.
1 year ago
And he thinks it's clever to interrupt other diner's evening out. He needs a donkey punch.
1 year ago
I woulda said to him, hey bloke, go bite your bum ya dill, why dilly dally here being a bloody galah. If you really think The Outback is dinky di, then you have a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock! Mr. true blue, with no sheila, quit being an ocker and be off like prawns in the sun.
1 year ago
OMG ROFL.
that was golden!
"just because your too afraid to go overseas and find out that everyone else thinks your a bunch of F*ckwits"
so true, so true
1 year ago
Goddamnit, it's *you're*.
1 year ago
If they served 'real' Australian food, no one would go near the place.
1 year ago
Actually Australian food is quite good, but far from American processed food. There is a reason Americans are the fattiest humans that the world has ever seen.

These guys are absolutely correct to mock the Outback's cultural perversion, along with everything else that we Americanize, like Chinese, Mexican, Thai, ect.

But stay away from the Vegemite, as it is an acquired taste, and to me it tasted awful.
1 year ago
"Actually Australian food is quite good"

NO

Actually Australian food is quite terrible.

Right
1 year ago
yabadabadoo!!!!
argh---that what my neighbor Fred say
1 year ago
LOL.
1 year ago
I usually like these guys, and I think some of the stuff they've done in the past is quite funny. But this piece, I thought, was somewhat.....crass. Actually....downright rude, come to think of it.

We have an Outback Steakhouse 'bout 5-10 minutes away, and I've eaten at it quite a few times. I enjoyed it. I mean, okay, so what if the words, descriptions or the vernacular isn't correct? So what? I certainly don't think it warrants going all the way across the ocean to the U.S. and standing up in the middle of a restaurant and calling people "fuckwits". What if there were families with little kids present and heard all of this nonsense? Personally if it were me in that situation, I would have simply told my kids "Pay him no mind, kiddo. He's upset that they were founded as a prison colony." (which is equally as crass, but hey.....I'd be pretty frakkin' upset if I was sitting there).

Besides, I always believed that imitation is the highest form of flattery, hence having an "Australian-themed" restaurant chain. Or are these guys missing that?

Either way.....not one of the funnier pieces.
1 year ago
3 paragraphs to say precisely nothing of interest. I am the turd and you are the diarrhea of glumbert.
1 year ago
Yet you are the one with diarrhea coming out your mouth, your name stinks and so do you. bet your head would explode in a mist of shit and flies, been there done that to losers like you

and who is this canuck1963 anyway? I'm not getting it here, why is everyone on this guy? Seems like a likable person to me...
1 year ago
OK after reading some past comments of his I get it now. A man from Canada, with above average intelligence, who speaks his mind, and offends the lower IQ group! Ha ha you're alright there canuck! From where in the Great North do you insult these low life fools? And a warm hello from the Florida Keys!
1 year ago
"with above average intelligence"

NO

with below average intelligence

Right
1 year ago
JESUS LIVES
1 year ago
JESUS LIVES IN MY ANUS
SING HYMS INTO THE DARKNESS
1 year ago
"But this piece, I thought, was somewhat.....crass. Actually....downright rude, come to think of it. "

I was struck by the irony of this statement, coming from Canuck. I think I could describe almost everyone of Canuck's posts with this statement. And yes, there are kids reading this as well. But hey, Canuck is nothing if not a hypocrit.

If my kids had been within earshot of this clown, the video might not have ended so peacefully.

But whoever said American restaurants have some responsibility to faithfully imitate the country their food pretends to represent? Does Taco Bell truly represent Mexico? Does American Chinese food represent China? Go ask a real Chinese person what the hell a fortune cookie is. American food takes the crap from all over the world, and Americanizes it for American people. If American's won't buy crappy food, then you don't sell it.
1 year ago
There are some very basic do's and don'ts, asshole, okay?

Just because you're too fucking stupid, ignorant and clueless to be able to tell the difference between them, is not MY problem. It's YOURS.

Besides, the only "crass" deliveries I make, are to yourself and the few fucking idiots LIKE yourself. No one else.

And until you fucking smarten up and get educated, Cletus, that's ALL you'll get.

So live with it, potato-head.
1 year ago
Irony = "turd" criticising canuck for lack of substance...as if he would know it if he saw it...and never has had it. The neat part about being stupid is that it forgives everything one does...ergo....turd.

headshot - nicely done.....make your own judgements. Canuck is one of the most intelligent posters here. His inclination to adopt street language will always draw comment, including mine. I just think it detracts from his message too often...but then too, I know it's a way to be funny, or at least, "current" (I am, after all, a "senior" person, not likely to be thought of as being in tune with current customs).

helldiver - appreciate your thoughts. Good points. And of course, the fortune cookie is unknown in China. Good critique of canuck too. He says so much so often, a decent historian could probably trip him up often. Yet he remains well informed, passionate (read "vulgar" and "expressive") but serves exceptionally well as a fomenter of opinion. I like him.

I also like the Outback. I have no idea if it is truly reflective of Australia, but I like it anyway. Here on Cape Cod we have some really super restaurants, and at my age eating out is a treasured treat. For some reason the Outback serves an exceptional ribeye steak, albeit well seasoned. It is the same as served in another Outback we often visited some time ago, but some 500 miles away. I think they have a consistency that must be attractive to those who travel often. And all the hoopla they foster is surely more entertaining than a staid environment affords, doncha think.

And that's it for today. Hope the current cogent contributors will continue, and the rest return from their hiatus soon.
1 year ago
Wel I soorly will try to edumucate meself to yure hi standards.

Then maybe once I'm good and properly fucking brainwashed, maybe I can aspire to be a liberal asswipe like yourself? But if not being a liberal asswipe automatically makes one an ignorant redneck, than I willingly choose the latter.

Why is it that everyone who disagrees with you is automatically uneducated? Does your vast security guard education tell you this? I have a bachelor of science in electrical engineering beoch. Is that edumucation enough for you? Drinking Obama cool-aid does not count as education.
1 year ago
"Canuck is one of the most intelligent posters here"

NO

Canuck is one of the most brain damaged posters here

Right
1 year ago
".....everyone who disagrees with you is automatically uneducated?"

Gawd, you're STILL dumb.

Who, exactly, do you mean by "everyone"? And as for your "edumacation", so what? An idiot who was a C-average cheerleader at Yale became Prezdint.

And he was STILL an idiot.

Like you.

So much for THAT.
1 year ago
And he was STILL an idiot.

Like you.

So much for THAT.

So there!

HA HA

*sigh*
1 year ago
Comparisons of others educations really isn't relevent information. My EE GPA was over 3.6 by the way. You seem to have accidentally left our your own extensive educational resume. Go figure?
1 year ago
Get back into the locked, quiet room where you belong, puddin' head.
1 year ago
".....comparisons of others educations really isn't relevent information."

I see.

But YOU got no problem in doing it, when you think it'll help YOUR cause.....right? (even though it does not).

LOL!
1 year ago
As for Outback, I'm more of a Timberlodge Steakhouse guy I guess. But I think Outback probably has good food too, even if its not truly authentic Australian. But I don't really want barbecued Kangaroo anyway.
1 year ago
See, Chaz?

What'd I tell ya??

LOL!
1 year ago
Well...took me too long to put together my reaction to earlier posts....so helldiver and canuck may not have caught my notes...as if that would have made any difference at all. They now have embarked on the traditional one-upsmanship exercise of exchanging insults.

Let's sit back and judge who maligns best.
1 year ago
I will judge in favor of.............
1 year ago
No way, Professor.

Not me. Nope.

The ludicrous tripe this cretin posts just BEGS for a slap-down (mostly because he makes it so easy, mainly 'cuz HE supplies the rope; I just stand there and pull the trap-door, is all). Ever notice how he hates being made to own what he says? And then tries to back-peddle when called on it? Man, he don't stand a CHANCE.

I make huge sport of it, what can I say?
1 year ago
Truly Canuck, you are the class clown. Always seeking others approval, but truly devoid of creative intelligent thought. I own what I say bitch. I don't post to win the popularity contest, or boost my ego. I post to educate others, or for shits and giggles, and I know arguing with you is usually a waste of time.

But when I read you write :"But this piece, I thought, was somewhat.....crass. Actually....downright rude, come to think of it." Well I almost shit my pants laughing. And I don't like making unplanned shits. I always like to orient my rear towards Canada first (really just Canuck), much as Muslims must pray facing Mecca. It can be a real bitch finding a bathroom with the right directional orientation. And if I ever meet Canuck in person, then this habit just might finally win over his love.
1 year ago
Helldiver, for my sake, do you think maybe you could redirect your efforts at, say, turd? I don't agree with everything canuck says either, but I don't think it's worth a war. Turd, however, is an unadulterated moron. His insults aren't really that irritating, but rather his existence. He is purely starting to piss me off.
I digress.
I was saying that if you would put aside your grudge for a second, and look at C, he really isn't a bad guy. And I think if you were to take some of the things you've said back, he would readily forgive you.
1 year ago
And C, whether he stands a chance or not, keep it up, and this will wind up like your conflict with throbber. He's not going to give up, I can see that much.
Glumbert's pop-up ads will have a higher chance of driving him off than anything anyone here says. This is quickly becoming a never-ending struggle.
You saw how much shit I put up with, (although some of it was my own fault), and I'm still here.
1 year ago
".....I own what I say bitch."

No.

You never do. Ever.

Cowardly fuckhead.
1 year ago
"Cowardly fuckhead."canuck1963=Pure intelligence.

signed
the real deal
1 year ago
Red, I appreciate the sound advice. However, Turd hasn't really pissed me off yet, Canuck has. Furthermore, I've tried numerous times to be civil to all, even Canuck, and generally been shit upon for it.

Canuck makes no friends among the ideological enemy. He won't consider their opinions. To him, its personal, and he's a bit of a drama bitch. Much like a childhood bully, he feels degrading others somehow boosts his own popularity, ego, and self-esteem. And now he wants Streamo to be lynched? So Canuck is basically a liberal bully, that knows no rational limits to furthering his liberal ideology.

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men.

Cool Hand Luke...
1 year ago
Canuck, how can you completely disregard me?
Look.
I know I am not the easiest person to call a friend at times, but I at least consider you a friend.
Maybe this is mislead, I don't know. If it is, tell me.
Otherwise, I can't stand to see my friends fighting.
1 year ago
Red, GET OUTTA MY GODDAMN LINE OF FIRE, FOR FUCK SAKES!!! Can't you see you're spoiling my view (not to mention enjoyment) of this blabber-mouth creep back-paddling on all his moronic shit???

I don't go by examples.

I get by by making dolts like THAT........an example OF.

And the more he yaps......the easier he makes it.
1 year ago
Red, Canuck completely disregards everyone. Its not you. Don't get caught in Canuck's collateral damage, as he rains down bullshit on everyone. I have my Canuck body armor on.
1 year ago
And I know Canuck is right now salivating at the thought of ramming me up the keester. If any of you notice him suddenly being nice to me from here out, this is the reason why. Please warn me if you notice any sudden overt friendliness.
1 year ago
Hey!..............canuck!

Please do us all a favor, and go back on radio silence PLEASE.
1 year ago
When was Yours Truly ever on radio silence??

That's something I dispense to nonsensical dimwits.

Kinda like yourself.

Radio silence now in effect for YOU.

Happy trails.
1 year ago
I had previously had no problem with obaht, after his apology, but he's just tagged me with an alias. Turd. That is unforgivable until further notice.
(Further notice, at this point, has a very high chance of not happening.)
1 year ago
And this canuck's-attention-seeking, whining little puke can stay the fuck off my message boards, too.

And that's THAT.
1 year ago
Who are you talking to?
And why are you so riled up?
Geez, I'm just trying to cool things down a bit...
Turd is bad enough, we don't need an argument between to otherwise mature adults...
And please don't take this the wrong way...
Like I said, I just can't stand to watch my friends fight.
1 year ago
Hey younger canuck ,redshift is only a 15 year old smart Alec, leave the kid alone. The others obviously can't be saved . From your elder. LOL
1 year ago
This elder stuff seems like a load of bullshit to me.
If anything, the number on the end of your name is actually SMALLER than Canuck's.
1 year ago
Its a birth date, not an age.
1 year ago
*face-palms*
1 year ago
You think that was offensive. Check this out:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=pBjw8cydXmM

Same Chaser guys offering to sell Shrek-themed drugs to small children.

or google Chaser and APEC to see them and their fake canadian motorcade make it well into the "shoot-to-kill" exclusion zone around an APEC meeting that many of the world's most powerful leaders were attending. They probably would have gone to jail that time if they didn't number lawyers amonf their members.

They are brilliantly irreverent.
1 year ago
hahahahaha you bunch of slack jawed fuck witts
1 year ago
*wits*
Dumbass.
1 year ago
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