Wait...I don't think he's a bastard....I think he's a "Love Child". And I don't think he says the sooth....I think he divines it...he is a medium...a channel...a source....and I think he's into probing mostly those of the fairer gender...which raises a question as to why goldie is seeking more of his probing favors.
Goldie...I close my eyes and focus on the magnetism that emanates from your person...it is almost tangible, almost palpable, and so...so...searching. I see undefined goals in your thoughts...seeking but not knowing what they seek, unmet needs, unfulfilled hopes, starving appetites....you need sustenance, you look for satisfaction, you desire danger - on the edge excitement. But it is not nearby....it is not to be today...or tomorrow.
Your internal driving energy forces a question to the surface of your thoughts...if not today...if not tomorrow, oh please god, WHEN!
The fact is, and you must accept this to continue to grow as a person, as a citizen, as a human being....chocolate is not good for you.
ATTN: Canuck
Your mummy called. She can't pick you up from school today as Auntie Bertha has had one of her fits again. She's arranged for you to stay with Jonny tonight. But she says you're not to worry as she has packed your teddy bear and special Star Wars jimjams. Jonny's mum has your supply of angry pills and has been given instructions on dosage. Finally, she asks that you don't cause any trouble and that you promise to be a good little soldier and make your mummy proud.
I'm assuming you think you're a comedian (if you have one, don't' quit your day job!)
Please tell me that we don't have to endure yet another Canuck basher!
Again we'll hear the immature and simpleton nah nah's of, your mummy this, your mummy that, your wife is this, your wife is that, for fucks sake dude get a life!
This will be my one and only "nice" (albeit most likely one sided) discourse with you...if you continue with the middle school childishness...I guarantee it will go down hill from here!
Miter -
I used to enjoy Glumbert for the witty banter - then Canuck came along and got all political on our arses; writing reams and reams of adolescent, derivative bile, insulting anyone who disagreed with him and generally fouling up what was a great site.
So, I have made Mr Angry (aka Canuck) my pet project for the foreseeable future. Apologies, but I've only just started.
Manolo, you're obviously an intelligent person, why waste it on such things?
Canuck has opposing views...so what! If I got bent over comments he makes regarding my views, I'd be in there as well. Example; I've been a long time Republican, voted for Bush, fly the banner of freedom and the constitution etc., etc., (The first two of which I'm now regretting deeply)
I have seen what he writes about that...do you see me coming back at him? NO! I actually find it somewhat enlightening, since I have an open mind (OK half open) I give those comments some consideration. The political banter you speak of is only a small part of Canuck, I may not always agree, but I do like the man for other reasons, as do many others here. We all live in our own realities, the left, the right, or way out there!
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Come on, show some tolerance, be a man. You want a "pet project"? how bout jumping in there with some of that witty commenting when the real loonies drop in! I have a feeling you could fry a few!
At least I understand what your "deal" is now, to each his own and like Canuck, your are free to say what you will.
I sincerely feel it is a crying shame that the Washington political circle was denied your presence.
And by that, I mean someone like yourself who genuinely loves his nation, and the constitution that it was founded upon and, in turn, embraces the fundamental concepts of freedom of speech/ideas/debate....tempered with a healthy dose of tolerance.
I've just discovered how much time my lawn is taking. Not only that but the area I started mowing has already grown and ready to be cut again and I just finished. I was thinking about bit concrete, than what if Miter was to fire bomb the area, I could have the whole summer with getting out the mower. And if the charge was large enough I wouldn't have a mower either. What say Miter?
Lawns, don't even get me started! Too late...every week I cut my home lawn just under an acre (at least the house eats up some of it) then I'm off to cut "the farm" just over three acres and bumpy enough to have me pissing blood when I'm done! (not really) I have even tied the scorched earth angle, which only made it grow faster. At least the farm is interesting, I have a coyote who watches me cut, in hopes I kick up rabbits, which sometimes I do, what a sight to see! Then there's the occasional hated woodchuck, can't carry my double barrel on the lawn tractor so I have to use my .45. At least they get a sporting chance, but I'm getting to be a pretty damn good shot with it :)
To a certain extent. I don't wish to sound like the buffoon allamericansareidiots, but you do have a point.
I remember a very funny Monty Python sketch in which Cleese and co did their take on an American cop show, but using English accents and phrases. The dialogue consisted mainly of people "hauling their arses, kicking each other's arses, putting their arses on the line, chewing arses, getting their arses down here etc etc.
Highly amusing, even if aimed at a sitting target.
Actually, apart from the stupid sports, I am a bit of an Americophile!
well i'm off for the weekend, do some diy, cheers fellow glumbert slaves, remember don't log on to much and kiss your wife goodnight even if you don't really want to.
phone someone you haven't for a long time,
eat some different food
get up really early and go for a walk, always stirs the soul
read a different newspaper
jump on a train and go somewhere you've never been
tidy your pant draw
ask that women out you've always wanted to, don't push for phsyical contact, try and get to know her like a friend for about 6 months, then go for it, have children, get divorced, live alone, cry yourself to sleep, drink at a bar on your own, think about a life that could of been, log on glumbert and cry into your keyboard
Glumbert is highly addictive, my quess is that the people who posted 9 months ago that includes chuck, barnsleyfc, tentpol?, stream, throb , adolf and all the others are probably still on here
I am The Prober. I probe with perspicacity, thoroughness and diligence.
Arseface - You demand to be probed, and this I shall do.
You must overcome your innate cynicism if you wish to be truly happy. It is all too easy for a man with a hideous facial deformity to have a jaundiced view of life, and it is understandable that your outlook is colored by the fact your visage resembles the buttocks of a baboon. However, in some cultures this is seen as attractive. For instance, the Pechicua Indians of Guatemala have a saying - "Man with face like arse is father to the new light". Among the Pechicua, you would be revered as a god, and virgins would be provided on a daily, if not hourly, basis for your delight. But if, as I suspect, you live in the United Kingdom, things are a little different, and children may run screaming for their mothers as you approach in the street. Channel this to your advantage. Advertisers may have work for you, and certain European circuses may pay well to have you on their books. Celebrate your hideousness! Throw off the shackles of conformity and blossom as only a true arseface can! Seek out women with facs like arses on the internet. There are several sites which contain members of the opposite sex whose ugliness is almost beyond imagining. Some of them may well be kind and gentle ladies, and one of them may be the soulmate you are seeking. The fact you have given up drugs and been clean for a number of years is to your credit. Go only knows what it must have been like to see your reflection in the mirror having consumed a cocktail of mind-altering substances. And remember, if ever you are tempted to lapse into your old drug-crazed ways, that they are not the answer to your problems. I foresee a health issue which may give you trouble in a year or so. But have no fear - there is a drug called Viagra which will help sort that out. I detect a frisson of sexual chemistry from the lady goldbardeb when she replies to your posts on Glumbert. Could she be the one for you? A little low key flitation should reveal the answer. I am The Prober. I have probed you. Be at peace - and remember to floss.
Jesus Christ Prober! That is amazing! How the hell did you know I have a face like an arse? That is really spooky - oh, wait a minute, my name's arseface, so that may have given you a clue. I wish you were right about the drugs - haven't managed to give them up yet.... Respect, Oh Great Prober. LOL
BTW, I am NOT an Arab, Muslim, or anything similar. Canadaman and his idiot friends are so paranoid they think anyone who criticizes them is some sort of suicide bomber lunatic. All I'm doing is expressing my opinion of Americans. And I think you might be surprised how many Americans agree with me in a general sense - cretin.
White Caucasian, agnostic, and capable of understanding that people like O'Reilly only survive because there is a big enough number of idiots prepared to listen to him and thus support his existence.
why do you spew such hate and sound like an arab if you are not one? Do you belong to any societies? Who put you down when you were a child , your siblings, parents , school, mates? What do you do now that you hate so much?
I've had to endure listening to this clip so many times to read all the posts, that I've decided that it actually sounds better than most of the rap music I've heard! (I can't get into "gangsa rap", sorry folks)
I'd give it a 10, I think it could even be danced to!
ah..human charachteristics..i still have yet to learn everthing about your petty cultures and weak minds..a very sad reality, you must all feel like poor trapped test mice ready to be put in to nuclear waste..after all, yor self destrucion is inevitable. shame you could not simply liearn to live in relative peace..but no, sooner or later one of you will start the war that kils all the rest....
At least he has something you Democrats don't: balls. Fuck you faggots. Vote for your nigger or bitch, that's cool with me. Neither will be leader of this country.
another dumb american video thing.. Canada is great America.. blah, blah, blah.. someone please notice us up here,, We have universal healthcare and it is getting warm.. Please we are great yet all we hear about is america..please see us.
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