well justme to truly lift the curse you must repeat the iraq comment you made on the how to break up a kitty fight. i talked to an old Gypsy women and she told me you must write it in reverse on the newest video clip word for word , then and only then will the curse will be lifted. and remember justme you and only you can do this ,now hurry we havnt much time and i have said to much already.
ohhh yes those were the iraq instructions specifically word for word no room for error. now, its to late in the game dont stall, dont ask questions. iraq cant you see iraq whats happening iraq here. its iraq the literary hiccups.
reminds me of my childhood, we did this for fun! Oh except Joey...he was on that amputee video..the guy with one arm...and I bet you think I'm kidding!
The European Commission has just announced an aggreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of her negotiations, Her Majestys Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as 'Euro English'.
In the first year 'S' will replace the soft 'C'. Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'C' will be replaced with the 'K'. This should klear up Konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'PH' will be replaced with 'F'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptance of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Government will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterant to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e' in the language is disgrasful, and they should go away.
By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'TH' with 'Z' and 'W' with 'V'. During ze fifz yar, ze uneseary 'O' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'OU' and similar changs vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yar, ve vi hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikutlis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Everyone should just speak American - that british tolerance of speaking partial english, is crap. Send them to Ohio to learn the proper pronunciation of the language
... because Texas is part of Mexico, just ask them... or try using English. They also do not know the meaning or use of real American words, such as "a'ight" or "y'anto." Here is an example of a complete conversation in Ohio:
No kidding tahtah2. I hear this crap from other countries talking about how they have been around for thousands of years and such and yet America is less than 300 years old and has a space program. Yeah, good job on that one guys!
They have people still shitting in holes in the ground while our homeless live better than their middle class.
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