glumbert

First

Not First

Close to first.

The guy skis like a flatlander

Far from first!

sweet! I totally approve of this kind of creativity!

Mozart has just rolled over;

cant belive they allowed them to block off the road for that

This is what happens when people have too much time.

Pointlessly cool

...and a hell of a party to make it ll happen

Seen it before.
http://www.glumbert.com/media/mozart

I once saw a woman in a bar who could play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star by putting an empty coke bottle at the entrance to her vagina and pushing air into it. It was just about the least edifying spectacle I have ever witnessed. But she seemed to make a living.